Champions League 2022/23 - Matchday 3 - 4/5 October

I'd love if this is the year Klopp capitulates. It won't happen but...

Who else is in their group is it just cannon fodder?
 
Have you ever been at a football match, and there's a woman sat near you who screams every time the opposition has an attempt at goal? That's what I hear in my head when I see Trent Alexander defending.
 
Klopp needs to bring on Headbutt. We need a Liverpool red card as the cherry on the top.
 

Who are these, can recognized only a few .


Starting from top left:

Jonjo Shelvey, Pepe Reina, David Ngog, Martin Skrtel, Martin Kelly, Christian Poulsen
Jay Spearing, Paul Konchesky, Milan Jokanovic, Jamie Carragher, Ryan Babel

Holy shit that's a horrible team. I miss the days Liverpool were that bad.
 
Marseille playing with 10 men since 48th minute. Should make it easier now for Spurs to get all 3 points.
 
Have you ever been at a football match, and there's a woman sat near you who screams every time the opposition has an attempt at goal? That's what I hear in my head when I see Trent Alexander defending.
Getting flashbacks of the Highbury screaming woman.
 
There’s a: 11; 22; 66; 77 and 99 on the pitch. Is there a team in Serie A with a double digit player outside of an 11 that can make thing even more computer game-ish?
 
I know I'm going to sound like a conspiracy theorist but surely Liverpool's performances over the years are an indicator of some kind of medical abuse??
 
Bit early to take all their big guns off. More than 30 mins for Liverpool to get a few. Unlikely but not impossible.
 
Starting from top left:

Jonjo Shelvey, Pepe Reina, David Ngog, Martin Skrtel, Martin Kelly, Christian Poulsen
Jay Spearing, Paul Konchesky, Milan Jokanovic, Jamie Carragher, Ryan Babel

Holy shit that's a horrible team. I miss the days Liverpool were that bad.
Thanks. I only recognized bolded.
 
The only way for this game to turn out better:

Napoli score two more goals to make it 6-1, and on the 84th minute Klopp instructs Darwin Nunez to warm up. As he's ready to come in for Salah, who is crying at that point, he turns to Klopp and says:
"Coach, do you want me to turn it around completely, or just equalise?"
In response, Klopp grinds his teeth and turns purple before literally exploding and cause £1000s worth of damage to the Napoli benches.
 
Diaz is a fine replacement for Mane. The problem is the rest of the forward line.
 
No wonder ex Liverpool pundits all saying Potter should not go Chelsea because they want him at Liverpool to replace Klopp :lol: