Redcafe goes into Meltdown 2015/16

Are these actually from The Caf? Sound like they're straight out of the United Facebook page.

They're all made-up. I couldn't be bothered to trawl the PSG thread to find real quotes; this is because my life is so full of excitement and incident that I simply didn't have the time to search. Nevertheless, I still had plenty of time to invent a load of shit, write it all down, wrap it in quotes and post it.
 
They're all made-up. I couldn't be bothered to trawl the PSG thread to find real quotes; this is because my life is so full of excitement and incident that I simply didn't have the time to search. Nevertheless, I still had plenty of time to invent a load of shit, write it all down, wrap it in quotes and post it.

:lol: fair enough,

For what its worth, they wouldn't look out of place on United's FB page after a defeat..or even the Caf matchday forum for that matter, but these days the two are pretty much interchangeable.
 
Kaos said:
For what its worth, they wouldn't look out of place on United's FB page after a defeat..or even the Caf matchday forum for that matter, but these days the two are pretty much interchangeable.

Yes, it's only missing the usual pragmatic, cut-to-the-chase pleas like "I am good footballer. Sing me, Mr Vaag Nag."
 
Nothing beats Facebook though:

i love all sporter man united forever we can not seell di maria please di maria is best number 7 please RED IS MY COULOUR OL TRAFFORD IS MY HOUSSE I LIKE FANS MAN UNITED THANK FOR ALL.

(Although redcafe was close since PSG game)
 
I didn't get the Vangle joke. But Rooney looks like a coconut made me laugh out loud. :lol:

Personally, I think old Vangle could re-vamp the awful "United Roads". He hasn't had a hit since "Chariots of Fire" and I'm sure his career could do with a kick start.
 
Now just wait for Herrera's inevitable place on the bench tomorrow to complete the full meltdown
 
Now just wait for Herrera's inevitable place on the bench tomorrow to complete the full meltdown

And someone's inevitable injury during warm-up.Then we'll win 3-0 and it's the best day ever apparently.
 
Tomorrow will be golden.

I blame LVG.

Fellaini gets 9, Valencia starts tomorrow, Herrera on the bench. More chances of a meltdown.
 
Can I get in early with my "I TOLD YOU WE NEEDED A QUALITY CB!"?

Thanks.
 
What a depressing squad. It's not even like Spurs are good either.

I told you we should have bought Kane before he scored against us.

feck LVG and his philosophy. Can't blame Di Maria for leaving.
 
What a depressing squad. It's not even like Spurs are good either.

I told you we should have bought Kane before he scored against us.

feck LVG and his philosophy. Can't blame Di Maria for leaving.
It's nice of you to post your opinions straight in this thread. :)
 
DDG's runied the start of the season, not as confident as I was a day ago re: the spurs game. Playing Blind at the back, when we don't have an experienced GK who is good at dealing with crosses and corners, could come back to bite us vs Spurs.
 
Tomorrow will be golden.

I blame LVG.

Fellaini gets 9, Valencia starts tomorrow, Herrera on the bench. More chances of a meltdown.
You're describing something far more severe and extreme than a meltdown were those things to happen.

Wanna see a mass Caf explosion, Louis? :lol:

---------------Romero

-------Jones----Evans-----Blind

-Valencia------Carrick---------Young
----------Mata---------Fellaini
-------------Rooney--Depay
 
You're describing something far more severe and extreme than a meltdown were those things to happen.

Wanna see a mass Caf explosion, Louis? :lol:

---------------Romero

-------Jones----Evans-----Blind

-Valencia------Carrick---------Young
----------Mata---------Fellaini
-------------Rooney--Depay
Omg.
That would be.
Redcafe on suicide watch. :lol:
 
Some gems in the kit numbers thread.
 
I will never ever forgive Ashley Young for taking Scholes number and not returning it back once Scholesy made a come back.
 
You're describing something far more severe and extreme than a meltdown were those things to happen.

Wanna see a mass Caf explosion, Louis? :lol:

---------------Romero

-------Jones----Evans-----Blind

-Valencia------Carrick---------Young
----------Mata---------Fellaini
-------------Rooney--Depay
Ouuuch, that one'd hurt.