you're not famous anymore!!!

9od

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...at least according to everyone's favourite french phenom...

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where does he talk about there? how do you know that we want him?
 
We are still famous, and we will always be... If one player comes out to say i want to play for liverfool, so what!? does that mean that they are a famous club?? i don't think so...
 
i'd be shocked if Liverpool had 20mil to splash out on one player...


how much have the Dippers got left from their £4.2m transfer budget? <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />
 
Oh no its 9od, please noddy dont post this stuff, your upsetting us all.

OMFG he posted 5 laughing smilies, quick call an ambulance, the prince of wit has arrived and is causing havoc.

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His latest incarnation "you're not famous anymore!!! " has been met with dismay across the planet.

A spokesman for The Fight Against Sad Twats...

was reported as saying "this is a particularly bad post, as It has meant that thousands of UTD fans across the world have had to leave work and go home because 9od has hurt their feelings, this could run into hundreds of thousands of pounds in lost revenue" he complained.

A hunt is now on for this dangerous criminal. Any information can be sent to..

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Originally posted by Jens:
<strong>where does he talk about there? how do you know that we want him?</strong><hr></blockquote>

He has said that in French daily newspaper "Le Parisien". So this is sadly true. But a "slight preference" doesn't mean he wouldn't fancy a move to United. Anyway, with Anelka already there, I don't think they will (and could) buy Cissé !
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already in...

riise - 4.5M
kirkland - 9M
dudek - 5M
baros - 3.5M

TOTAL - 22M

future transfers...

pongelle & le tallec - 6M
anelka/cisse - 15M?

TOTAL - 21M

..it doesn't look like ged is shy to splash the cash, so if cisse is as good as all you mancs say he is, i'm sure we'll be able to find the money somewhere.

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Originally posted by 9od:
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pongelle & le tallec - 6M
anelka/cisse - 15M?

TOTAL - 21M
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the first two ar'nt coming for two yrs but and the same goes for Cisse. Gerard "Heart still sore"- ier will be retiring and thommo will be taking over id change the shopping list to

Dean Windass 2M
Shaun Goater 1.5M

thats about all youse will attract and afford,
face it, pool are going down the same road as Notts Forest are on.

"No mon, no fun"

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Murt is pretty much right.....

In the close season, poo' will not that much money to spend and what they do i think they will have to buy some sort of creative player as they desperatly need one in midfield i suggest a winger!
Plus another striker would not be a great move with Owen, Litmanen, Heskey ( <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> ) and Anelka (if if signs in the summer)if they have the money!
Plus the fact that by the sounds of this guy he is another Henry clone so he probably wouldn't be able to play well with Owen or Nicola !

Plus i think very small pull that poo' have in europe will vanish when houllier leaves. Which i feel he will have to because of his dodgy condition (heart troble don't just go away !) despite souness's adventures (who is much younger than <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> )!!!!!

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Originally posted by elljay:
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very droll. you manc feckstain.</strong><hr></blockquote>

if bindippers can say Ruud knee still sore we can say the same, knees and hearts their all body parts after all ;)
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Originally posted by Murt:
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if bindippers can say Ruud knee still sore we can say the same, knees and hearts their all body parts after all ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

clueless gobshite

houllier apparently only had a 20% chance of surviving his operation. i think that's a significant degree of difference from a knee injury

if you don't, that says all i need to know about you
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Originally posted by Murt:
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the first two ar'nt coming for two yrs but and the same goes for Cisse. Gerard "Heart still sore"- ier will be retiring and thommo will be taking over id change the shopping list to

Dean Windass 2M
Shaun Goater 1.5M

thats about all youse will attract and afford,
face it, pool are going down the same road as Notts Forest are on.

"No mon, no fun"

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1. Anelka will be signed by thommo(or whatever you want to call him.) he'll be the worst signing since emile heskey....pool will notice their mistake too late and like with Heskey and fowler, they will not admit their mistake and will sell Owen to get some cash rather than Anelka when they need it..like fowler was sold last month....thus resulting in a partnership between Heskey and Anelka <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
2. Gerrard will not stay at pool for long and neither will Hyypia.
3. the pool board will never be able to rake up the cash to sign cisse..

therefore, when pool are struggling next season, the possible signings would be: Ade Akinbiyi, Shaun goater.
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Originally posted by elljay:
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clueless gobshite
houllier apparently only had a 20% chance of surviving his operation. i think that's a significant degree of difference from a knee injury
if you don't, that says all i need to know about you</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> 20% chance of surviving a simple ballon dilation of a minor artery on the right side of the heart. Where did you hear this? Did thommo do it with a clothes hanger or what? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
Its a minor operation but the problem is a sign of more to come, stress is the one thing that can damage him seriously which is why he wont be going back to football if he has sense.
He should retire and good luck to him. :)
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Originally posted by elljay:
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clueless gobshite

houllier apparently only had a 20% chance of surviving his operation. i think that's a significant degree of difference from a knee injury

if you don't, that says all i need to know about you</strong><hr></blockquote>


its was minor heart op wasn't it????
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Originally posted by giggzy:
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its was minor heart op wasn't it????</strong><hr></blockquote>

you basically
open up the inner thigh
thread a long tube into an artery
thread it up into the heart and
with the aid of ultrasound thread it
into an artery on the outside of the heart
that is blocked by a blood clod,
blow some air in, expand a ballon at the end of the tube and thereby unblock the blocked artery
take out the tube
wipe your tube, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handywork,

you could teach a scouser to do it ;)


the only tisk is that you aggitate a heart valve and cause a minor heart flimmer apart from that its ingrown toe nail level
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Originally posted by Murt:
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> 20% chance of surviving a simple ballon dilation of a minor artery on the right side of the heart. Where did you hear this? Did thommo do it with a clothes hanger or what? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
Its a minor operation but the problem is a sign of more to come, stress is the one thing that can damage him seriously which is why he wont be going back to football if he has sense.
He should retire and good luck to him. :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

So what do you think about that Doctor scouse?
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Originally posted by Murt:
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> 20% chance of surviving a simple ballon dilation of a minor artery on the right side of the heart. Where did you hear this? Did thommo do it with a clothes hanger or what? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
Its a minor operation </strong><hr></blockquote>

i can't recall where i read the 20% thing, so take it as an exaggeration if you like, however ...

... it was eleven hours of open heart surgery

... it was a dissection of the aorta - complicated by a leaking heart valve

... the aorta is not a minor artery. it is the largest artery in the body, running up from the heart, and down the centre of the chest to the abdomen.

... when a significant dissection of the aorta occurs, there is a grave danger of serious internal bleeding and - in the majority of cases - death.

... in houllier's case, the dissection was severe

to quote houllier himself - 'He (the doctor) told me they would have to operate, then added quickly: "There is a significant risk associated with this type of surgery. There is no way we can transport you. We must do it now".

'Somehow, I still couldn't grasp how serious things were. All that suddenly changed when he added: "Do you want to speak to some people?" I realise now what he was inferring.

'There had been a great deal of concern about the operation being very risky and whether I would wake up from it. Yet, there was not a single moment when I thought I was going to die.

'The people round me knew I had been very lucky, though. If I had felt those symptoms two hours after the game, I would have told myself I was tired and gone to bed. Equally, 24 hours later, we were flying to Kiev. What if things had gone wrong while we were in the air?

'Let's just say someone up there must like me.'
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Originally posted by elljay:
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i can't recall where i read the 20% thing, so take it as an exaggeration if you like, however ...
... it was eleven hours of open heart surgery
... it was a dissection of the aorta - complicated by a leaking heart valve
... the aorta is not a minor artery. it is the largest artery in the body, running up from the heart, and down the centre of the chest to the abdomen.
... when a significant dissection of the aorta occurs, there is a grave danger of serious internal bleeding and - in the majority of cases - death.
... in houllier's case, the dissection was severe
to quote houllier himself - 'He (the doctor) told me they would have to operate, then added quickly: "There is a significant risk associated with this type of surgery. There is no way we can transport you. We must do it now".
'Somehow, I still couldn't grasp how serious things were. All that suddenly changed when he added: "Do you want to speak to some people?" I realise now what he was inferring.
'There had been a great deal of concern about the operation being very risky and whether I would wake up from it. Yet, there was not a single moment when I thought I was going to die.
'The people round me knew I had been very lucky, though. If I had felt those symptoms two hours after the game, I would have told myself I was tired and gone to bed. Equally, 24 hours later, we were flying to Kiev. What if things had gone wrong while we were in the air?
'Let's just say someone up there must like me.'</strong><hr></blockquote>

well ive heard reports that it was both but if it was an open heart disection of the aorta i doubt it even more that hell be back,

if his aorta was opened and closed up again it will have "scar tissue" just at the bend before entering the heart's left atrium, scar tissue is not elastic like natural arteries but is hard and will rupture if put under stress,

if that ever happened me id give up watching football on the telly on a sunday, let alone managing a club that is renowned for putting stress on its managers, ie Dalglish & souness.
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Gerard "Heart still sore"- ier

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fecking tosspot, when you have a life threatening heart op be sure to tell us so we can poke fun at you :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Red Tide:
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Originally posted by Murt:

Gerard "Heart still sore"- ier

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fecking tosspot, when you have a life threatening heart op be sure to tell us so we can poke fun at you :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Im not poking fun @ him, im just pointing out that he is now classified as a man with a weak heart and shouldnt go back to fotball. A ruptured aorta is not a pretty sight.
I also felt the need to expose elljays ignorant claim that he ha da 20% chance of surviving

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Originally posted by elljay:
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clueless gobshite

houllier apparently only had a 20% chance of surviving his operation. i think that's a significant degree of difference from a knee injury

if you don't, that says all i need to know about you</strong><hr></blockquote>

He is still your manager, that to me is fair game, if you can't take it, don't dish it out.
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... it was eleven hours of open heart surgery


That included 2x20min smoke breaks..

2 x 15min tea breaks...

1 x 2hr lunch break..

:D ;)
 
For the scousers to buy Cisse they would have to sell one of Gerrard,Owen,Hyypia.No other player in their squad isnt worth anything.
 
Originally posted by Richter:
<strong>For the scousers to buy Cisse they would have to sell one of Gerrard,Owen,Hyypia.No other player in their squad isnt worth anything.</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> dumb cnut, why would we have to sell
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Originally posted by Red Tide:
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<img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> dumb cnut, why would we have to sell</strong><hr></blockquote>

cause youse are broke and took out a 20 mill low interest loan last Autumn, and if cisse is any good hell be too expensive not to mention too good for you lot
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Originally posted by Murt:
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cause youse are broke and took out a 20 mill low interest loan last Autumn, and if cisse is any good hell be too expensive not to mention too good for you lot</strong><hr></blockquote>

We're broke <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> , stupid stupid mancs we may not have the spending power of the PLC but we're certainly not broke, you'll see for yourself in the summer
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Originally posted by Murt:
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cause youse are broke and took out a 20 mill low interest loan last Autumn, and if cisse is any good hell be too expensive not to mention too good for you lot</strong><hr></blockquote>

They're generating revenue from charging their fans for internet commentary. Take that you PLC loving Manc ;)
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Originally posted by Suedesi:
<strong>They're generating revenue from charging their fans for internet commentary. Take that you PLC loving Manc ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>
typical scousers, they'd fuchin charge you for the steam off yer piss <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />
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Originally posted by Murt:
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typical scousers, they'd fuchin charge you for the steam off yer piss <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

he won't be back ;)
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Originally posted by blythy:
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he won't be back ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

good man, ohh to be a mod :D , it must be like being god <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
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