Anyone watching this? Just about to start and im betting they are all shit
Young Apprentice
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It's on again?
God damn shitbags.
God damn shitbags.
Just switched on, I've made an early enemy of the lad in the white suit and the whiney scouse girl.
I like to make them all enemies from the start, and make the competition to see if by the end of the few weeks, one has managed to make it into my favour.
That lad in the white suit 
He is gonna be a pimp when he grows up...
He is gonna be a pimp when he grows up...
That lad in the white suit
He is gonna be a pimp when he grows up...
Christ just seen his watch as well. Blinded by the gold.
The posh fella is a total wanker
Oh man, how can you be such a wanker at such a young age?
I was just about to post that he is the third enemy I have made. Why make a point of saying you're at a public school? Irrelevant and won't do him any favours either.
I also hate when people just give off some repulsive spiel about how much they love money and want to be loaded.
Team names, no matter if it's the young people or the normal apprentice this bit always ends up to be a cheesy team name
Look at his fecking watch.
I feel like Kinetic has been done before as well, though it may have just been something else vaguely similar. Atomic is a bit of a shit name.
The scouser used to work in a salon
What a gayer
What a gayer
I know. I bet it's a Casio.
Vanilla ice cream is a total cop out, don't do it you unadventurous cnuts 
Vanilla ice cream is a total cop out, don't do it you unadventurous cnuts
They should have done Vanilla with a twist, swirled some biscuit or caramel or something into it. Watermelon was a bad idea, unless they were going to make it a sorbet.
Vanilla and Mango from the girls sounds a bit gross as well.
Yeah biscuit or caramel would have been nicer
Now the girls can't even add so they solution is "I think we should make as much as we can then..."
Jesus Christ
Pirate theme is quite good I think
"I'm captain vanilla would you like to try some of my frozen goods today?"I like him
As if the girls are charging for cones!
Good idea from Harry, if they aren't coming to you then you need to go to them
Yup he seems quite good, and also good of that girl to suggest the other girls go to the animal shows.
I think the girls could have won this one, they had less ice cream but that lads priced theirs so low!
The girl standing up looks like she'll be getting married after this meeting
Mohamad looks like he's 8.
Shame boys fell down on the pricing, they were the better team in every other area.
The treat is ridiculous. 'Oh, what will these young things like? Oh I know, Zorbing!'
The treat is ridiculous. 'Oh, what will these young things like? Oh I know, Zorbing!'Don't we have CBBC so this shit doesn't pollute primetime?
They're just a bunch of kids playing dress up. Stupid tossers.
Northern Irish lad is enemy no. 4
Mohammed to be fired first
Is Mohammed unusually small?
James 'an economist'
He's what, 16?
He's what, 16?
James 'an economist'
He's what, 16?
Yeah I didn't get when they said he was double first or something at the beginning? He can't have a degree yet can he?
Back to pimping for Mohammed in the white suit then
Why do they need a large vulgar Bentley (or whatever is is) to drive them away?
"in the end it will be lord sugar who regrets it"
yeah I'm sure he will lose lots of sleep over it
yeah I'm sure he will lose lots of sleep over itIsn't it only Oxbridge that offers double firsts?
Even if he's 19/20, there's no way he has a double first from Oxbridge at that age.
From a random webpage:
'James got the joint highest score in GCSE Economics in Northern Ireland and feels he is a natural businessman'
There's our answer.Not sure about GCSE but Economics A level was pretty straight forward, you can get a high mark in it and then get found out at university level or in business.
That preview impression that scouse one did of the posh one next week looked hilarious. 'We'll see about this in the boardroom'.