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devilish

Juventus fan who used to support United
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Sing it with the YMCA TUNE
Heskey

Doesn’t know what’s a ball

I said Heskey

His wife say that he cannot score

Oh Heskey

He would fail with a whore

Theres no place for Emile Heskey


Let us all join Liiiiiverpool

Being boring there is sooo cool

There is That dudek

He couldn’t catch a heck

Houllier deserves the sack

Arsenal Tune Play it on my heart will go on

Every time you play, my heart knows you’ll fail
Champions league is not a small team’s play
Watching you get battered and kick on the face
As you lose against Juve reserves

Near, far wherever you are
You will never win the trophy altough you try
Once more Europe had closed you the door
That is why Wenger seems always to moan.

Seaman can miss a one time
And feck you for a lifetime
Making your team look so stupid
Wenger is destined to talk and then cry
What a wonderful muppet

Near, far wherever you are
You will never win the trophy altough you try
Once more Europe had closed you the door
That is why Wenger seems always to moan.

Youre in here there is nothing to fear
And I know that Arsenal will go wrong
Well stay forever this way
We are safe that youll fail and
your fail will go on and on

Wenger’s tune on YESTERDAY

Yesterday
Arsene thought that no one could stand his way
Then Manutd kicked him right were he can have pain
Ohh let get the feck
Out of Wenger

He said
The treble is near but he was proven wrong
I say he must have hitten his head on a rock

Yesterday
Arsene didn’t want to admit that he failed
Poor old chap I think that he is gay
Ohh let get the feck
Out of Wenger

Written By DEVILISH
 
Tee hee... well, that's what I call setting yourself up for a good fecking roasting...

'He said The treble is near but he was proven wrong, I say he must have hitten his head on a rock'...

I mean, you've got to be taking the piss! You must have an awful lot of time on your hands... a bit dangerous for someone with your mind... sorry, but what kind of reaction were you expecting?
 
Taking a piss out of Arsenil. Joyful isnt it
 
Originally posted by golden_blunder:
<strong>muppet</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
why? dont you like my songs against arch rivals Arsenal and Liverpool? :(
 
Originally posted by devilish:
<strong>why? dont you like my songs against arch rivals Arsenal and Liverpool? :( </strong><hr></blockquote>

Because they are long boring and crap.
 
Originally posted by oscar74:
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Because they are long boring and crap.</strong><hr></blockquote>

oh don't be so negative mate.. bet you didn't go through 10% of it. and it's not so boring if you actually got into it.

great stuff devil.
 
Originally posted by RUnited:
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oh don't be so negative mate.. bet you didn't go through 10% of it. and it's not so boring if you actually got into it.

great stuff devil.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Always the diplomat you are. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by WeasteDevil:
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Always the diplomat you are. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

maybe someone should make me a MOD! :D

but seriously mate, devil's been trying hard to get people behind him.. this is the first time i actually see him trying to get along with the rest of the posters.. have to give him some credit for trying!
 
Did Devilish really write that stuff, or did he do a Dans and nick it from somewhere on the net?
 
Devilish with a better grasp of English they could be good.
And what excatly is the "heck" that Poor old Jerzy can't catch?
 
what do you say Devil.. did you write this thing up or nicked it like Weaste said???

cough it up mate! <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" />
 
Originally posted by RUnited:
<strong>

oh don't be so negative mate.. bet you didn't go through 10% of it. and it's not so boring if you actually got into it.

great stuff devil.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sorry but I read it again abd it still is long, boring and crap. Nothing against devlish but I still can't imagine anyone being arsed to trudge through these lines.
 
Originally posted by oscar74:
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Sorry but I read it again abd it still is long, boring and crap. Nothing against devlish but I still can't imagine anyone being arsed to trudge through these lines.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You read it twice! :rolleyes:

I do agree with the boring tag though, it doesn't quite follow the tune. Rarely does actually.
 
Devilish -- why would we take a song from malta (that happens to be shit) and sing it at OT when we have good songs already?

Have you been to OT?
 
knock it off people, seems like Devil has disappeared into the woods with shame.

Come on then Devil, write a song to the tune of Happy Birthday or something and please these hard asses. ;)