Breaking news folks from Ajman TV here in the good ol UAE..!
According to top sources at ATV Mr Ali Bin Dipper, Yeovil Town have swooped to assist a small Merseydide club in their hour of need and help stave off financial ruin and downright humiliation. Yeovil chairman Mr I.M.A.C.Unt said our coach driver Fred unfortunately has been bed ridden since Sunday when he saw a rare occurance of a Goat Scoring at Manchester United. Therefore we extended our search for a suitable candidate and are pleased to say that Litherland Job Centre recommended a MR E, Heskey who seemed to fit all our requirements. Unfortunately Mr Heskey has been un-employed for the past two years (well he may as well have been) but has experience of driving his team mates mad..! This fitted neatly into our plans and therefore as of Wednesday Mr Heskey will be driving our first team coach to and from games.
Mr G.Houlligan of LFC stated, he a great driver, just don't ask him to park the coach in the garage as he's not that accurate and you may have to wait for sometime...!
Thank you Mr Houlligan your advice will be heeded and good luck to Mr Heskey..!
According to top sources at ATV Mr Ali Bin Dipper, Yeovil Town have swooped to assist a small Merseydide club in their hour of need and help stave off financial ruin and downright humiliation. Yeovil chairman Mr I.M.A.C.Unt said our coach driver Fred unfortunately has been bed ridden since Sunday when he saw a rare occurance of a Goat Scoring at Manchester United. Therefore we extended our search for a suitable candidate and are pleased to say that Litherland Job Centre recommended a MR E, Heskey who seemed to fit all our requirements. Unfortunately Mr Heskey has been un-employed for the past two years (well he may as well have been) but has experience of driving his team mates mad..! This fitted neatly into our plans and therefore as of Wednesday Mr Heskey will be driving our first team coach to and from games.
Mr G.Houlligan of LFC stated, he a great driver, just don't ask him to park the coach in the garage as he's not that accurate and you may have to wait for sometime...!
Thank you Mr Houlligan your advice will be heeded and good luck to Mr Heskey..!