why United lost v the quasi geordie part-timers

[barca1999]

The reasons are clear.

Forget feck ups, dodgy defending and Fergie losing the plot (part 26382639)....

United lost because I did not purchase my chips from the 'lucky' burger van opposite K stand before the match as per usual.

I apologise unreservedly for this momentary lapse in concentration and wish to reassure all readers that normal service shall be resumed at the next home game so the points are in the bag

 

[Stanley Road]

Originally posted by barca1999:
<strong> the points are in the bag </strong><hr></blockquote>

Next to the chips?

 

[corelive]

My son has been to west ham lost 1-0
boro lost 1-0
all the others my daughter has been never lost this season only when my son appears needless to say he is banned from the arsenal

 

[Huiting]

Originally posted by corelive:
<strong>My son has been to west ham lost 1-0
boro lost 1-0
all the others my daughter has been never lost this season only when my son appears needless to say he is banned from the arsenal</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[mu77]

got lucky w/ the wife prior to the draw at derby. i know that won't happen again! <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" />

 

[barca1999]

Originally posted by Stanley Road:
<strong>

Next to the chips?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, some in the bag and one on each shoulder

 

[manufanatic]

I hear you MU77, figured i get me some then listen to the game, needless to say it seemed to take the steam out of the attack <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />