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Probably no longer under surveillance
Who would direct it and what type of film should it be?
Didn't they already make a movie?
Oh cool, I didn't know Adam Sandler posted on the caf.Sounds like an Adam Sandler comedy, so let's cast Adam Sandler.
We don't have the budget for imax unfortunatelyJames Corden in at least two key roles please
We don't have the budget for imax unfortunately
Guest starring @TheReligion running around like a headless chicken trying to solve the crime.@Ramshock as himself and Shergar as the horse.
Good idea and very cheap because we only have to pay 1 camera person to follow him as he does his normal job.Guest starring @TheReligion running around like a headless chicken trying to solve the crime.
Don't even need to pay anyone. Charlie Veitch already does that for free.Good idea and very cheap because we only have to pay 1 camera person to follow him as he does his normal job.
He's in charge of cateringand @P-Ro as the on set fluffer.........for the horse
He's in charge of catering
I can imagine him shouting it in that annoying way he does then forcing a laughJames was shocked. "Horsechoker? I've never even heard of it."
Kevin Spacey, director probably Polanski. Life story.Who would direct it and what type of film should it be?
I'd watch thatI swear I didn't fake this
ChatGPT prompt: Create the scene: the movie studio pitch meeting for the movie "Horsechoker".
It's a bustling afternoon at the movie studio, and the executives are gathered around a large conference table for the pitch meeting for the new movie, "Horsechoker." The director and screenwriter are standing at the front of the room, nervously presenting their idea to the group. "Horsechoker is a thrilling, edge-of-your-seat Western that follows the story of a young gunslinger named Jack, who must confront a notorious outlaw known as the Horsechoker," the director begins.
The screenwriter picks up the thread. "The Horsechoker is a ruthless killer who chokes his victims with a length of horsehair, earning him his gruesome nickname. Jack must track him down and bring him to justice, but the Horsechoker is a cunning and dangerous adversary, and the pursuit becomes a deadly game of cat and mouse."
The executives listen intently, nodding along as the filmmakers describe the action-packed plot and the strong, complex characters. They ask questions and offer suggestions, and the meeting concludes with a general sense of excitement and anticipation for the project."Horsechoker" has the potential to be a hit, and the executives are eager to move forward with development and production. The director and screenwriter leave the meeting feeling hopeful and energized, ready to bring their vision to life on the big screen.
How much do you need to make this happen?I'd probably cast Al Pacino as a mild mannered, easy going stable hand who flips out one day and becomes a terrible villain by the name of horsechoker.
Over his years in the industry he's been treated badly. He travels throughout the US, killing the horses of everyone who ever wronged him and sends them video clips of the deed, after which he hunts them down and force feeds them lasagna made from their dead horse. The lasagna is also laced with poison so they die.
Denzel Washington is the FBI agent assigned to take him down.
Directed by Oliver Stone and coming to theatres next summer.
He's in charge of catering