Who wants to be a Millionaire

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Alex Ferguson on Who wants to be a millionaire.

Chris Tarrant says... Alex you're on the Million pound question, Ready. Here goes. Which animal lives in a set ? a. badger b. cuckoo c. squirrel d. fox. Take your time you've got two lifelines left.

Alex... Tough one Chris, I haven't a clue. eerrrr Give us 50-50.

Chris.....Ok, computer take away two wrong answers.

Left with a. badger b. cuckoo

Alex...Still haven't a clue Chris, I may as well phone a friend.

Chris... OK. Who's your friend

Alex.... David Beckham Chris

ring,ring.ring,ring Hello David, Chris Tarrant here, I've got your friend Alex Ferguson with me and he's doing quite well. In fact with your help tonight he could be a millionaire.

David... Ok I'll do me best

Chris... The next voice you here will be Alex's

Alex.....Hello David son (tick,tick,tick)What animal lives in a set, Is it Badger or Cuckoo ?

David..(with absoluutely no hesitation) It's badger boss.

Alex....Are you sure lad?

David... 100% boss

Alex... OK son, thanks. Pheww(mops his brow). Well Chris, he sounded sure I've gotta go with him. It's A, badger.

Chris.... Are you sure Alex

Alex.... Yes Chris Final answer. A. Badger

Chris.... CONGRATULATIONS (as confetti falls) You're a millionaire.

Next day in training Alex calls David over and says, Well son you played a blinder there. I had me doubts about calling you, but you come up trumps in the end Well done. But tell me, How did you know the answer to a question like that ?

David... It's easy boss, Everyone knows a Cuckoo lives in a clock.
 
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Erm are you trying to be a stupid bastard or does it just come natural m8
 
Originally posted by Cantona 007:
<strong>Erm are you trying to be a stupid bastard or does it just come natural m8</strong><hr></blockquote>

Chill m8 he's just havin a laugh.....

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But I just wonder why he would call Becks in the first place <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />