who says heskey only fires blanks?

[9od]

Taken from icliverpool:

"Emile Heskey is likely to deputise for Owen, but he missed training yesterday as his girlfriend was giving birth to a baby girl."

 

[barca99]

Great, the new arrival can give the kids rides around Anfailed road for 50p a pop <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Suedesi]

Not a very versatile player. Just like Yorke.

 

[utdalltheway]

that article didn't say it was HIS baby.

 

[Stoned.Rose]

eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww that's nice.

 

[True Treble Reds]

Aye up Adrian ... How are ya? See the Villa game?

 

[Amir]

Eeeeek now there are two of them.

 

[Raoul]

Heskey has a mini me.

 

[ChampionsElect]

Donkey already had 2 or 3 kids

 

[Murt]

Originally posted by utdalltheway:
<strong>that article didn't say it was HIS baby.</strong><hr></blockquote>

yeah,, its probably Michael Owens, hes they only one scoring @ unfilled

 

[True Treble Reds]

Originally posted by ChampionsElect:
<strong>Donkey already had 2 or 3 kids</strong><hr></blockquote>More kids than goals this season then?

 

[Raoul]

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[Red Tide]

Originally posted by True Treble Reds:
<strong>More kids than goals this season then?</strong><hr></blockquote>

cnut , that was funny though <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Marching]

Originally posted by ChampionsElect:
<strong>Donkey already had 2 or 3 kids</strong><hr></blockquote>

Goats have kids....donkeys have foals

and here is the proud Dad...

 

[Suedesi]

Originally posted by marchingontogether:
<strong>


and here is the proud Dad...

</strong><hr></blockquote>

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