Ronaldo's Mum Eh?
Ronaldo is shite
Which one of you cheeky bastards came up with that and what's the story? Eh
That's like, the most funy thing, I've ever seen.
Did you meet one of Dwayne's moose?
Which one of you cheeky bastards came up with that and what's the story?
Is Ronaldos mum Robin Sparkles?
It was you wasn't it!
You sounded Canadian.
you're Canadian!
Could be worse they could have called you an American.
To make it all better I have made it clear that Ronaldo's Mum Eh? isn't Canadian.
Shh...don't tell anyone.
Let them fear our hockey stick wielding, drunken Canadian hordes.