Which member of the squad could sell pictures of their feet for the most money?

[Reapersoul20]

Hi,

Since the "is it safe" thread was locked, I have no other place to post this discussion.

I was just musing with my mates on different ways we could recoup the transfer fees of different mistakes we have made in signings. We won't get close to the money we paid for Martial, Bailly, Dalot etc. Most of them are on obscene contracts. So how can we start to make some money back from these past failures?

Well, different members of the squad starting an OnlyFans and selling pictures of their feet seems quite obvious in this day and age. As its a family club, we wouldn't want every member of the team to do this, and for that reason I would only advocate for squad members selling relatively PG pictures of their feet, rather than more obscene full-body shots.

So, with this in mind, who do you think could sell pictures of their feet on OnlyFans for the most amount of money? Please post your top 5 from thee squad.

For me it's clear :

1. Ronaldo
2. Varane
3. Cavani
4. Telles
5. Mata

Interested to hear the cafs thoughts on this Manchester United related discussion.

Tl-dr - Which member of the squad could sell pictures of their feet for the most money?

Cheers.

 

[DOTA]

Think you're underrating Mata here, going by comments on this forum.

Martial's an outside bet worth considering. His admirers may not be that numerous these days but the ones that remain are very keen.