Which current Manchester United player would you like to spend Christmas day with?

[horsechoker]

Hojlund looks like he's be a laugh, Onana too

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

EA FC sessions with Sanch.

 

[TheReligion]

Rashford. True United legend and local lad.

 

[HisNameIsEarl]

I'll go with Celin Bizet Ildhusøy. If she is not available, then Onana.

 

[dcrompton]

Antony. You can’t have Christmas without the Turkey

 

[UpWithRivers]

Zikrkzee seems like a laugh and I might get him to horsie me around the garden.

 

[AltiUn]

I bet there's a banging Christmas dinner in the Evans household

 

[Red Star One]

Shaw must be the greatest gourmet out of the squad.

 

[Buster15]

I assume we can choose from the women's team as well?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Amad because he just seems really nice. Could imagine him just chilling in the corner, smiling. Super grateful for the after eights and crackers.

 

[rimaldo]

Hojlund looks like he's be a laugh, Onana too

just don’t let onana carry anything to the table.

 

[Vidyoyo]

Victor so we could try on each other's dresses

 

[Marcus]

Marcus. We deserve some us time. Anyway, he has money and won't be busy playing anyway.

 

[RedDevil@84]

Victor so we could try on each other's dresses

Don't be surprised when you find @golden_blunder there

 

[golden_blunder]

Don't be surprised when you find @golden_blunder there

Nah that’s too much turkey

 

[m1tch]

Jonny Evans, so we could talk about the United side's worth watching

 

[vanderpants]

Ella Toone

 

[Oscar Bonavena]

The problem is there are too many in the squad I'd like to spend Christmas Day with. Need a team of cnuts.

 

[kerrygold]

I assume we can choose from the women's team as well?

If this is so then give me Ella.

 

[sillwuka]

Phallon Tullis Joyce

 

[USREDEVIL]

Eriksen all day.

 

[Pughnichi]

Marcus Rashford. I’d keep his glass full and make sure his subsequent hangover renders him unavailable for Boxing Day

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

Mazraoui


I hate Christmas

 

[JB08]

Can't tell if this thread is half full of perverts or not.

 

[C'est Moi Cantona]

Has to be Casemiro, he looks like a really friendly guy.

 

[Heinzesight]

Maguire. On the basis he’d surely whip up an excellent gravy.

 

[Pughnichi]

Maguire. On the basis he’d surely whip up an excellent gravy.

Hahaha

 

[HisNameIsEarl]

Can't tell if this thread is half full of perverts or not.

Can't tell whether you're an optimist or a pessimist.

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Jonny Evans. We're roughly the same age, him a tad younger. I reckon we'd just talk about how much pints used to cost 15 years ago.

 

[Telsim]

None because they are strangers.

 

[horsechoker]

None because they are strangers.

A stranger is just a friend we haven't met yet

 

[Fitchett]

Gabby George