Now he's not at the club, will he reveal any juicy info?
Which beans will Lingard spill?
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Knowing him, it will be some degree of complaint so tone deaf that he'll look the bigger git for broadcasting it in the first place.
Just wait until he inevitably scores against us and does his “iconic” celebration!
Timeless
Should be a couple of hours TV show. Sky will broadcast it with breaks and ads.
It really is mad when you watch this. You think back to the players of the 00s and 90s and they all seemed like serious, mature adults. These guys seem like a couple of 14 year olds.
I’m getting old aren’t I? Which is fine but Lingard is late 20s here so he should be getting old too ffs.
Yep. Prim and proper those lads back then
Watch how he reveals that Juan Mata is a pr1ck in real life
You never know what those guys were in private. No social media that time.
You'd be horrible in a "guess who made this thread" game 
Obviously not what I’m saying.
It’s how juvenile this is, I just can’t imagine anyone in the 08 or 99 side carrying themselves like this.
Iconic.
I hope he gets his shit together but I have zero fecks to offer him. Squandered talent wasted on a troubled child.
What in the feck does that even mean?
One of the unfortunate side effects of discouraging bullying.
"Can a celebration be iconic if you never score to use it" is the modern day "if a tree falls in woods..."
I want him to spill very bean available.
Fans need to know what is actually going on and how low we currently are.
Fans need to know what is actually going on and how low we currently are.
Well, God believes in him.
God, as far as I know, is Eric Cantona.
So - I'm going to assume that he'll now quit football and pursue an acting career.
(His resume is pretty good - he starred in that pillow humping thing which could be described as moderately successful. Anyway - you gotta start somewhere, etc.)
God, as far as I know, is Eric Cantona.
So - I'm going to assume that he'll now quit football and pursue an acting career.
(His resume is pretty good - he starred in that pillow humping thing which could be described as moderately successful. Anyway - you gotta start somewhere, etc.)
That he prefers Bachelors over Heinz.
That’s what his website saysIconic.
I guess he’s trying to laws of demand and supply. Give them very little iconic celebrations and leave them begging for me
In contrast to his social media personality, he's actually pretty docile in interviews. Like a robot almost.
He’s pensive. He wears glasses.
he doesnt like the grown up stuff, its like he is in detention. His true calling is sticking his tongue out and making quirky noises
Has bean
You have to have been a bean before you can be a has bean, he has never been a bean.
Why's ya spill ya beans Jesse?
I'm two years older than "JLingz" and I feel like a middle-aged man watching a toddler when I see his social media posts. He's an outlier even for footballers. You wouldn't see many players his age, or even younger than him, post similar shite.
This was professional player in our club. And not the only one. No wonder why players performed like they did.
I hope that we restrict players to minimum from using social media during season. First, starting with our own twitter, facebook and instagram accounts.
"Dear Diary,
Made toast this morning - RESULT! I'm a proper chef like Gordon Ramsay now. Marcus came over. Told me he's depressed but nobody believes him. Offered to give him a JLingz hoodie but he said no thanks. Might take him with me tonight to throw stones at pensioner's windows with the lads from Chorlton High School. Proper impressed with me because I don't get ID'd when I buy Kestrel Super at the off-license."
Made toast this morning - RESULT! I'm a proper chef like Gordon Ramsay now. Marcus came over. Told me he's depressed but nobody believes him. Offered to give him a JLingz hoodie but he said no thanks. Might take him with me tonight to throw stones at pensioner's windows with the lads from Chorlton High School. Proper impressed with me because I don't get ID'd when I buy Kestrel Super at the off-license."
We're certainly lucky that we couldn't record such idiocy we may have done at his age.
If he does spill the beans and it is the same stuff the press have been spewing out at least we will know who the leak was.
If he does I doubt it will be anything we haven't already heard.
None at all and he wont celebrate if he scores at Old Trafford. How about we try to be less spiteful on these forums.
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Lima of Mung would be my best guess.