Where is Cantona these days?

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I just saw an old Man United match on MUTV a few days ago and saw Cantona, my hero...
What he is upto nowadays?
The last I heard of him was playing Beach football, I would love him to join our coaching staff, or even be the next Manager!

Speaking of people that have gone into the dark, where has Ruud Gullit gone? Imagine he became our Manager, he would bankrupt us in a few months! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
doing f*ck all basically, put on a shit load of weight last time i saw him, last i heard of him was a few days ago, parently doing directing or somethin.

Do you ever think he'll come back to O.T, you know, to like a rousing ovation. Like, i thought he'd do it this year considering it was the anniversery of him signing, 10 years ago.

Obviously not, but then, he was on bad terms with the board when he left anyway, supposedly.
 
He's involved with the World Beach Football Organisation or something.

Him and his brother are trying to get old pros to play five-a-side football barefoot in sandpits around the world.

Good luck to him. I've played football on the beach before and its a lot like rubbing your foot with sandpaper for about ten minutes.
 
I think he is the coach of the French beach football national team or somethin <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
 
Originally posted by VanNistlerater:
<strong>doing f*ck all basically, put on a shit load of weight last time i saw him,
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It's because he's playing a very fat man in his next movie.
 
Originally posted by Elfie:
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It's because he's playing a very fat man in his next movie.</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by WeasteDevil:
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Why do you laugh ? He really had to gain weight for the movie, although he wears a false belly in it.
 
Why do you laugh ?

b/c it's <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
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