Finger to the head?
Knee slide?
Dab?
What would you do if you were a professional who scored?
Knee slide?
Dab?
What would you do if you were a professional who scored?
What would your goal celebration be?
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran are here to talk about a frustrating 2 points dropped at Crystal Palace. They then discuss the regeneration of Old Trafford. Finally, Nik is joined by special guest Michael Statham from the Football Oranje podcast - who gives us a more in depth look at our EL opposition FC Twente, and then runs through the (many) Dutch connections currently at United.
I would be red carded and banned for six games after my celebration.
Get her to sign an NDA.
You are Casemiro?
I really used to like the simple ones like Raul’s or R9’s. So maybe like those
I'd do the worm.
In the face of the goalkeeper.
Subdued. I've always hated being the center of attention during celebrations.
If I scored a particularly nice goal I'd probably do some version of the Cantona. And look like a complete dork, obviously.
If I scored a particularly nice goal I'd probably do some version of the Cantona. And look like a complete dork, obviously.
Pretend to eat a burger like Andy Johnson, the real AJ.
i’d play kiss chase with my teammates and then the other team would always go straight down the other end and score as we’d all be too busy kissing and all the other players would agree that i was the best kisser and they’d all ask if they were my best friend.
How come Saudi Arabia didn't want any of this?
Knee slide into corner flag at such pace it impales me, leaving me immortalized in death, lauded with honour like a samurai administering the seppuku
Massacring my own fans and then passing the machine gun to a team mate
Air guitar. Windmill it like Pete Townsend
Been a dream of mine to do this in front of the kop
Classic Alan shearer hand raise
I'd lay on the ground until everyone's worried and start doing the worm once the stretcher's on.
his worm isn’t the worm you’re thinking of. you don’t need to cut a hole in your shorts for the worm you’re thinking of.
I would pull up my pants and think of the worst thing that's ever happened to me
Collapsing and suffocating because my kit is too tight
I'm partial to the mailman.
I think that one is called the Anderson
The long knee slide is the best
Benny Hill salute
If it was at Anfield I'd drop my shorts and do a Gary Lineker special, preferably on the penalty spot before the kop.
Crap celebration
Probably collapse. I used to play in midfield and imagine I'd be scoring after a 60 yard sprint to finish in the box, which is something I am no longer in any condition to survive.
Michael Oliver then sends my corpse off for timewasting. The FA fine my next of kin due to my body's refusal to leave the pitch. Ultimately the goal is stricken off and Klopp's demand for a replay leads to the end of United's unlikely title charge.
Michael Oliver then sends my corpse off for timewasting. The FA fine my next of kin due to my body's refusal to leave the pitch. Ultimately the goal is stricken off and Klopp's demand for a replay leads to the end of United's unlikely title charge.
I'd blow a kiss to my imaginary girlfriend in the stands.
She goes to another stadium mate
1. Pretend i’m riding a horse
2. Then pretend I’m choking something
3. Then point both index fingers up at the sky looking pensive
2. Then pretend I’m choking something
3. Then point both index fingers up at the sky looking pensive
You're mistaking her with my imaginary mistress.
I’d do the John O’Shea confused/aimless running celebration he did against Arsenal away.
Genius!
I'd just copy Amad's celebration.
I was always a fan of a good old fashioned Klinsmann. Failing that I’d love to do the Adebayor celebration he did in front of the Arsenal support, top shithousery.