What the feck's happened to the "World Cup stuff...in Rhyme" thread?

errr...sorry old bean...it went down like the titanic, or like noodle on Dr Do/Dr Dont

I deleted the WC forum because the gimpoids were annoying me, the rhyme thread heroically sacrificed itself for the sake of taking the gimps out

either that or i forgot to move it out before i deleted the forum..

please noodle dont do it
 
The sound you are hearing is the sound of noodle sucking GB's cock, to the accompaniment of the rest of the Caf projectile vomiting.

Except Plech, who is standing in the corner gleefully stroking his green and white hooped member.
 
When you login to the admin CP, bits of the World Cup forum are still there

Blunder hasn't even managed to delete it properly, the spastic
 
Bastards! Those were my promotion winning odes, the pinnacle of my Red Cafe career. Gone forever, never to be sung again in unison by the dulcet toned Caftard Choirs. Extinguished by some Irish Halfwit ....Oh woe is me! Like Lord Byron before me I feel it my duty to fight for what is right and kill the oppresive Turks/Northern Irish Philistines.
 
SmashedHombre said:
I never saw that thread
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You missed some classics, especially this one by Davo:

Don't Blame United

Rooney was fouled by the Portuguese
He should have gone down on his knees
Then we'd have got a 'just' free kick
Before he stood on Carvalho's dick!
Lost his balance, began to rock
Not his fault there was 'Stud-on-Cock.'

The swarthy boys, all from Iberia
Surround the ref, its mass Hysteria
The camera zooms the focus on
Only one man ...you guessed it..Ron!
Cus he's 'United' and that's big news
Don't let the truth spoil the views
Of cretinous Hacks who spew their shite
"We've got our scapegoat..thanks goodnight!"

And then the Ref (an 'Argie Twat')
Sent Roon off and that was that.
"Ronaldo is a Cheat!" they squeal
The first man ever to appeal??

But we battled on against all odds
Rio and Nev defend like Gods
Extra time comes and goes
Penalties now. So ''Hey who knows?'
Up steps Frank.... No!.. He missed!
Lard-Ass looked like he was pissed!
They miss twice. See Hargreaves score
Time for Stevie G I'm sure
"He's our King, 'ave some of that!
Lamely fluffs it, Fu*king Prat!
Carra, in too much of a hurry
No whistle went , but lets not worry
He's a Scouser in full throttle
What a fuc*ing time to 'Bottle'!

Up Steps Ronaldo, calm and assured
Never a doubt.."Shit! He scored!
How dare he celebrate in joy
Should've missed for England..stupid boy!


So don't cite United for England's plight
Look to that Liverpudlian Shite
Bleedin Scouse, they're all the same
Always someone else to blame!
 
jasonrh said:
Is it possible for mods to PM vomit bags to the rest of us?
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yes it is, but Noodle came in them all when he got a bit excited

either that or he was making some milk for Plechs tea
 
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