What is the definition of a scouser?

manfromthemars

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Is someone who:
- Spends the summer talking about how great they will be and how they'll be champions NEXT season;
- Spends the better part of the season talking about how great they are and how they'll be champions THIS season;
- Spends the next summer talking about how great they will be and how they'll be champions the NEXT NEXT season;
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strangely, no. it's :

scouser Pronunciation Key (skous-err)
n.

often Scous·er (skousr) A native or resident of Liverpool, England.


so i dunno WHAT you were on about.

:D
 
Originally posted by michael owen's mum:
<strong>strangely, no. it's :

scouser Pronunciation Key (skous-err)
n.

often Scous·er (skousr) A native or resident of Liverpool, England.


so i dunno WHAT you were on about.

:D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Well, whatever it is elsewhere, we have only one definition and one meaning for the word scouser here at Redcafe. And you know it
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Originally posted by manfromthemars:
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Well, whatever it is elsewhere, we have only one definition and one meaning for the word scouser here at Redcafe. And you know it</strong><hr></blockquote>


yes, at the moment i believe it's "unbeaten".

;)
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Originally posted by michael owen's mum:
<strong>strangely, no. it's :

scouser Pronunciation Key (skous-err)
n.

often Scous·er (skousr) A native or resident of Liverpool, England.


so i dunno WHAT you were on about.

:D </strong><hr></blockquote>Characteristics include rooting in bins, stealing, and signing on
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Originally posted by redinsyd:
<strong>Characteristics include rooting in bins, stealing, and signing on</strong><hr></blockquote>

the city of manchester has a higher crime rate than liverpool and a higher car theft rate also. but this probably doesn't affect you cause you've not from the city.

i think it's good banter when people from liverpool and manchester compare our 2 cities but it makes me laugh when you see people from norway and asia critising the city of liverpool and theiving scousers. the majority of these people don't know much about engalnd full stop never mind cities in the northwast of the country.

btw, i'm a scouser and have lots of friends from the city and none of us do any of the things above so they're not very accurate characteristics
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Originally posted by madhead:
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the city of manchester has a higher crime rate than liverpool and a higher car theft rate also. but this probably doesn't affect you cause you've not from the city.

i think it's good banter when people from liverpool and manchester compare our 2 cities but it makes me laugh when you see people from norway and asia critising the city of liverpool and theiving scousers. the majority of these people don't know much about engalnd full stop never mind cities in the northwast of the country.

btw, i'm a scouser and have lots of friends from the city and none of us do any of the things above so they're not very accurate characteristics
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Talking of being accurate, you should get your facts right before making assumptions. Am I not from Manchester? Where am I from then you muppet? Why don't you put your head back in the bin there might be a dead rat in there that you can have for you tea you sad looser.

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Originally posted by redinsyd:
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Talking of being accurate, you should get your facts right before making assumptions. Am I not from Manchester? Where am I from then you muppet? Why don't you put your head back in the bin there might be a dead rat in there that you can have for you tea you sad looser.

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nice
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Originally posted by redinsyd:
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Talking of being accurate, you should get your facts right before making assumptions. Am I not from Manchester? Where am I from then you muppet? Why don't you put your head back in the bin there might be a dead rat in there that you can have for you tea you sad looser.

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Nah, dead rats are too chewy for a pan of scouse mate. Besides we are known for our humanitarian side so we’d sooner send the rat back home down the M62 for a proper funeral with it's family
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Originally posted by E'roacho:
<strong>Nah, dead rats are too chewy for a pan of scouse mate. Besides we are known for our humanitarian side so we’d sooner send the rat back home down the M62 for a proper funeral with it's family</strong><hr></blockquote>WTF is a "pan of scouse", maybe you should have learnt to speak English before posting

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Originally posted by redinsyd:
<strong>WTF is a "pan of scouse", maybe you should have learnt to speak English before posting

:rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh you sad little person. If you don't know what a "pan of scouse" is then you really do know feck all. It's the local (ie LIVERPOOL) term for stew from which we derive our name SCOUSER.
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Originally posted by madhead:
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the city of manchester has a higher crime rate than liverpool and a higher car theft rate also. but this probably doesn't affect you cause you've not from the city.

i think it's good banter when people from liverpool and manchester compare our 2 cities but it makes me laugh when you see people from norway and asia critising the city of liverpool and theiving scousers. the majority of these people don't know much about engalnd full stop never mind cities in the northwast of the country.

btw, i'm a scouser and have lots of friends from the city and none of us do any of the things above so they're not very accurate characteristics
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Ah but you see, only people from Norway, Asia etc can compare both cities properly. Everyone from Britain is biased...

Coming from Asia (first condition satisfied), and having been to both Manchester and Liverpool as well as a whole host of other British cities, I vote for Manchester. Liverpool is a lovely city, but since they held the Commonwealth games in Manchester it's a lot prettier than before. Piccadilly beats Lime St as a station I want to arrive at anyday.
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Originally posted by E'roacho:
<strong>Oh you sad little person. If you don't know what a "pan of scouse" is then you really do know feck all. It's the local (ie LIVERPOOL) term for stew from which we derive our name SCOUSER.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I really must know feck all then 'cos I'd never heard of pan of scouse before. I thought that I'd made it pretty clear that I don't come from Liverpool though, or do you need that spelling out any clearer?

"Sad little person" you obviously don't at all then
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scouser?

hub cap stealing, shell suit wearing, are you looking at my pint, you will never walk alone, calm down calm down, bitter little feckers!
 
Originally posted by redinsyd:
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I really must know feck all then 'cos I'd never heard of pan of scouse before. </strong><hr></blockquote>

From your earlier post:

"Well what did you expect when you go around accusing me of things you know nothing about???"

Pot, kettle, black...Hmmmm
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Originally posted by E'roacho:
<strong>It's the local (ie LIVERPOOL) term for stew from which we derive our name SCOUSER.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You're quite correct there, brought to Liverpool by scandinavian fisherman I believe. You scouse viking git! ;)
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Errrr, fish stew, I feel sick. : puke:

Then again, I feel the same way whenever I go to Seaweedpool too. ;)
 
Originally posted by WeasteDevil:
<strong>Errrr, fish stew, I feel sick. : puke:

Then again, I feel the same way whenever I go to Seaweedpool too. ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

No, Beef. Mmmmmmmmm
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Originally posted by E'roacho:
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No, Beef. Mmmmmmmmm</strong><hr></blockquote>Beef if you got money,otherwise anything thrown in to taste good.
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Originally posted by njred:
<strong>Beef if you got money,otherwise anything thrown in to taste good.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Beef every second Thursday if you surname begins with P ;)
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