What does Ruud Van Nistelrooy actually do?

[Pexbo]

Our finishing is comical.

 

[horsechoker]

Insults the players dads

 

[We need an rvn]

He joined 2 months ago and all he's had to work with is Rashford. See what he does with Hojlund as I think he'll really benefit from working with Ruud

 

[Richter]

he needs to wear shorts.

 

[ElDiabloRojo]

Jumps around in the players faces in training grunting like Martin Keown. They are not responding to it yet obviously.

 

[Yakuza_devils]

Pop a balloon

 

[Parma Dewol]

Wonder if he’ll be in the hot seat against Villa. Bet he’s wishing he could quietly disappear.

 

[Pirlo'sBeard]

He's not stupid. He knew Ten Hag would get sacked and he'd get a crack at the job.

 

[DJ_21]

Puts his arm around the players and tells them how he was once banging in goals for us. That’s what he does

 

[Red Star One]

He's not stupid. He knew Ten Hag would get sacked and he'd get a crack at the job.

Precisely. He was a manager before. He waits for the job

 

[Someone]

Yeah he knows he's getting the job interim at least.

 

[Red Star One]

Strategic yellow for screen time. Nailed on interim

 

[Klipspringer]

He gets paid