What banter to give back? (Sensible posts only)

The Oracle

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What comebacks have you been using in the face of that second half capitulation on Sunday?
  • They didn’t do anything new, as the score matched what Blackburn, Villa, and Wolves had previously achieved against us
  • First time we have conceded seven in the Premier League, so now we know what that feels like, after Liverpool conceded seven against Villa
  • Seven is the most goals we ever concede in a match, whereas Liverpool’s is nine (9-1 against Birmingham, and 9-2 against Newcastle)
  • They had their record win against us in a season where they won’t win the league
  • We have a superior head to head record: 90 wins to their 81 (https://www.11v11.com/teams/manchester-united/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/Liverpool/)

Does anyone have any more we can add?
 
I'd still rather have had our season up to this point than Liverpools. One bad day at the office doesn't change anything
 
Genuinely don’t reply and everyone will have moved on by the weekend.
 
Don’t always need to clap back. Just move on I guess.
 
The Oracle said:
What comebacks have you been using in the face of that second half capitulation on Sunday?
  • They didn’t do anything new, as the score matched what Blackburn, Villa, and Wolves had previously achieved against us
  • First time we have conceded seven in the Premier League, so now we know what that feels like, after Liverpool conceded seven against Villa
  • Seven is the most goals we ever concede in a match, whereas Liverpool’s is nine (9-1 against Birmingham, and 9-2 against Newcastle)
  • They had their record win against us in a season where they won’t win the league
  • We have a superior head to head record: 90 wins to their 81 (https://www.11v11.com/teams/manchester-united/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/Liverpool/)

Does anyone have any more we can add?
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We're 7 points above em
 
horsechoker said:
Sleep with their girlfriend
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Git over here, purty boy!

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‘How many trophies have you got this season’ (give grief if they say Community Shield with a straight face)
 
Simply mention the fact that we have beaten them once this season, are going to finish above them in the league, have won a trophy (they won't win anything) and are in line for one or two more.
 
rimaldo said:
just tell them that “from time to time, everyone enjoys a bully ramming. it didn’t effect me as occasionally i enjoy someone rolling over me like a freight train, before cumming on my back and then spitting in my face.” even my mum has stopped giving me shit after that.
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This thread alone is bound to be posted on RAWK and feasted upon joyously in a 'Let's All Laugh At Manyoo' thread. Quit providing them with even more tugging ammunition :wenger: Shamed silence is the only way here. Hope the world takes pity on us or someone else gets a worse hiding that takes some spotlight off it. We lose badly to Betis (who are a decent side) and I fear for what is to come...Have been worrying about our squad depth all season and this could be the week everything comes to a head. Fully willing to be proved wrong of course
 
We had no time to prepare because we had to find just the right spot for our trophy.
 
VP89 said:
We're 7 points above em
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This exactly. At this stage it's all that matters.

Is the result annoying and a bit embarrassing? Of course. But then again, only one of these teams has won a trophy so far and has a good chance to win one or even two more, and it's not the Scousers.
 
We lost 7.0 to Liverpool that's nothing we can give back at this point.

To even try is just making us look worse. This is where you just suck it up and take it and wait till the team of things right again
 
I guarantee you, going "Yeah you're right you battered us" will be the last thing they want to hear. They want a reaction from you and you just saying that would piss them off even more.
 
Aston Villa beat this Liverpool team 7:2. Aston Villa :lol:
 
The odds of claiming the jackpot in a Powerball drawing are 1 in about 300 million. And yet there will always be people that win it. A freak result but it happens.
Add "and if you don't understand what I've just said, I understand, don't worry about it" for a little more spice. And if they keep going just repeat "It's okay don't worry, don't think too hard".
 
7 - 0? What is that? The amount of trophies we'll win in the next two years versus the amount of trophies you'll win this year alone?
 
Tell them it's nice that we're back to normality. United winning trophies and Liverpool having their best day of the season again us.
 
There is nothing to clap back with, unfortunately.

Just bide your time and wait for bad results to go their way.
 
There’s not bantering back 7-0. You just have to hold that.
 
Just tell them we're odds on for the 'Liverpool quadruple' (i.e. 1 League Cup, and 1 FA Cup) with an outside shot of the Europa League.
 
What do you call a scouser in a 4 bedroom house?......a burglar :lol:
An oldie but a goodie.
 
Like Ted kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse, just pretend like it never happened and you have no idea what they are on about.
 
The Oracle said:
What comebacks have you been using in the face of that second half capitulation on Sunday?
  • They didn’t do anything new, as the score matched what Blackburn, Villa, and Wolves had previously achieved against us
  • First time we have conceded seven in the Premier League, so now we know what that feels like, after Liverpool conceded seven against Villa
  • Seven is the most goals we ever concede in a match, whereas Liverpool’s is nine (9-1 against Birmingham, and 9-2 against Newcastle)
  • They had their record win against us in a season where they won’t win the league
  • We have a superior head to head record: 90 wins to their 81 (https://www.11v11.com/teams/manchester-united/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/Liverpool/)

Does anyone have any more we can add?
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Grievous bodily harm

I mean the show middle finger to your Liverpool supporting shitbestfriend and move on about your day.
 
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