Or so you'd think from all the threads on here! This is one of the silliest stories so far this close season. Some hack decides since United have Nike as their sponsor, then obviously we'll sign Ronaldo cos he's Nike too. Let's have some more realistic transfer stories, like Rivaldo... Considering we've released Johnsen because he's a sicknote, how did any of you think we'd sign the world's biggest and most expensive sicknote in history?