Vote me for Mod!

VanNistelrater

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If you vote me, i will breath this forum new life, i promise to bring Barca99 to the caf!, and try my damn'dest to make Softlad return.

Ontop of this i promise to ban Rams from redcafe, and have annual times during the days where people who are bullied on the forum, can consult the forum Phychiotrist, Livvie ;)

I also promise to give Shanks speaking lessons so he can stop speaking like an absolute twat, forget about the rest.

Vote VN!

;) ;) ;)

(No promises are made)
 
Originally posted by VanNistlerater:
<strong>If you vote me, i will breath this forum new life, i promise to bring Barca99 to the caf!, and try my damn'dest to make Softlad return.

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Well make your mind up - do you want to be elected or not???
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Originally posted by VanNistlerater:
<strong>i promise to bring Barca99 to the caf!, </strong><hr></blockquote>

if you do that then i will fund you all the way...

theres something about interesting conversation i like... <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
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Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>You cant seriously want to ban our Ramsbottom?? :eek: :( </strong><hr></blockquote>

You think Niall would ever let Van be a mod? ;)
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everyone has their price.... ;)
 
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Campaign Update

My bid to bring SoftLad to RedCafe.net has been accepted by YAWN.tv, i have yet to contact SoftLad himself but am confident he will be a Member by next season, if i am elected as mod. One thing is for sure, he will not be staying at YAWN.tv.
I have shown a business plan to YAWN.tv which they think is very solid.

They think my campaign team is strong and we are very, very confident about our negotiations.

On another Note, the banning of Rams has been accepted, i plan to rid this Cafe of dead-weights, KopTalk and YMCA.com have shown interest, both believing he is exactly what theyre looking for. But Rams prefered choice is MenInTightShorts.com, we will begin negotiations with them as soon as they complete there bid for Michael Barrymore.

I am confident of my campaign and look forward confidently with working with Niall and the team.

Yours Sincerly
VN.

P.S, Blythy will be de-moted to tea lady.
 
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Never mind my payments

We will strike a deal of 100 million dollors (
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with YAWN.TV, over the transfer of SoftLad, i am assured we have the money in the bank, the money will not leave a dent in the finances of redcafe.net, i have been assured this by our new financies chairman...Peter Ridsdale.
 
Originally posted by VanNistlerater:
<strong>Never mind my payments

We will strike a deal of 100 million dollors (
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with YAWN.TV, over the transfer of SoftLad, i am assured we have the money in the bank, the money will not leave a dent in the finances of redcafe.net, i have been assured this by our new financies chairman...Peter Ridsdale.</strong><hr></blockquote>

If I am elected,I will teach VanNistlerater how to spell.How's that,eh?
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Originally posted by blythy:
I'm not a mod.

I'm Niall's evil monkey butler.<hr></blockquote>

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Originally posted by Melvinyeo:
<strong>

If I am elected,I will teach VanNistlerater how to spell.How's that,eh?</strong><hr></blockquote>I've tried that, it doesn't work ... He just won't listen!

;)
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If you vote me I promise to bring David Beckham back to this forum. I had already agreed with Real and I only have to agree with the player. Red Café needs a leader and David Beckham is a great leader bound to become a legend in this club. I also promise to bring Ruud Van Nisterlrooy, Giggs, Rustu and Ronaldinho instead of Gillespie, Highbury twat and Nate. And I will bring also a new manager, don’t care who it is as long that he is Dutch.

Vote me

Devilish Laporta
 
Originally posted by stoned.rose:
<strong>Vote for me and i'll ban under 18's. :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

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Devilish speaks nonsence!

RedCafe cannot afford David Beckham, it is a scam.

I promise, however, to bring Softlad, Barca99, Charlies_Devils, Michael Owens Mum and all, back to RedCafe, i will make it great again!

There is no way Softlad will stay with YAWN.tv, we are prepared to bring him to RedCafe and are willing to pay his SlimFast supplies off aswell.

Vote VN! ;)
 
Vote for me!Cos I make no promises at all,soI am the most reliable ;)
Vote for mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ;)
 
How about you all feck off and let me just keep my job of moving all your topics about Beckham and so on and so forth... now now, run along people, nothing to see here

;)
 
Originally posted by yaps:
<strong>How about you all feck off and let me just keep my job of moving all your topics about Beckham and so on and so forth... now now, run along people, nothing to see here

;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

well said lad. those topic duplicators are fecking me off. Dev even opened one yesterday on the exact same topic he had commented on the day before. :mad:
Man if i was a mod i'd have their topics locked before theyd even finished typing ;)
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Agreed. I was suggesting in the transfer part of the forum to have a sticky on each player that has been rumored to sign with Man Utd. That way all "breaking" news stories and comments could be pasted on one spot.

For example, you can have a sticky thread on

Tim Howard
Ronaldinho
Djebma Djemba
Harry Kewel

.
 
Originally posted by Alek M:
<strong>Agreed. I was suggesting in the transfer part of the forum to have a sticky on each player that has been rumored to sign with Man Utd. That way all "breaking" news stories and comments could be pasted on one spot.

For example, you can have a sticky thread on

Tim Howard
Ronaldinho
Djebma Djemba
Harry Kewel

.</strong><hr></blockquote>

This is something we did discuss about United players in the United Forum, i.e. A thread for each of them, but we agreed it wasn't the best solution for things as United is linked to probably every player in the league in the close season ;)
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Originally posted by yaps:
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This is something we did discuss about United players in the United Forum, i.e. A thread for each of them, but we agreed it wasn't the best solution for things as United is linked to probably every player in the league in the close season ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah that would be messy, but look how many ronnie threads we have in the Transfer forum, not counting the ones in the Manchester forum. I think it is also interesting to have one big thread for each signing so you can see chronologicly how the deal was made with all the ups and downs :)
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hey hey, vote for ME!!!
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Originally posted by Alek M:
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Yeah that would be messy, but look how many ronnie threads we have in the Transfer forum, not counting the ones in the Manchester forum. I think it is also interesting to have one big thread for each signing so you can see chronologicly how the deal was made with all the ups and downs :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Point taken. Il have a look at the transfer forum and what not and see what I can do where I can.
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Originally posted by yaps:
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Point taken. Il have a look at the transfer forum and what not and see what I can do where I can.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Just a reminder, can you count al the ronnie topics on the football and transfer forum? One does not know where to start reading.
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Originally posted by Elizabeth:
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Yaps........yet ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

So there is no string from Yaps in your collection (yet)?
I wonder what kind of picture there is on the ones he wears ;)

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