> > Alex Ferguson is the one of the guests of honour
> at the Miss World
> > > Beauty
> > > > pageant. During the interval all the guests
> and contestants are
> > mingling
> > > > over drinks. Sir Alex is besieged by three of
> the most beautiful
> women
> > > in
> > > > the world.
> > > > Miss Venezuela pops the first question. "Sir
> Alex, I admire your
> > > > management skills and all you have achieved
> and the trophies you have
> > > > won." Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering
> remark, but she then
> lowers
> > > the
> > > > left strap of her dress and reveals her left
> breast and says, "Can
> you
> > > > autograph this please?" Sir Alex now bemused,
> duly obliges.
> > > > Miss Croatia pops the second question. "Sir
> Alex, I admire the way
> you
> > > > play psychological games with your opponents
> even before you play
> > them."
> > >
> > > > Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering remark,
> but she then lowers the
> > > right
> > > > strap of her dress and reveals her right
> breast and says, "Can you
> > > > autograph this please?" Sir Alex, again
> bemused, duly obliges.
> > > > Miss Argentina pops the third question. "Sir
> Alex, I admire the way
> > you
> > > > motivate your players and shield them like
> they were your own sons."
> > Sir
> > >
> > > > Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but
> she then lifts up her
> > dress
> > >
> > > > and reveals the fact she is wearing no
> underwear at all, and says,
> > "Can
> > > > you please autograph this please." Sir Alex
> totally gobsmacked by now
> > > > says, "Hang on a minute love, no, no, no! Last
> time I signed an
> > > > Argentinean c**t it cost me ?28 million!"
> at the Miss World
> > > Beauty
> > > > pageant. During the interval all the guests
> and contestants are
> > mingling
> > > > over drinks. Sir Alex is besieged by three of
> the most beautiful
> women
> > > in
> > > > the world.
> > > > Miss Venezuela pops the first question. "Sir
> Alex, I admire your
> > > > management skills and all you have achieved
> and the trophies you have
> > > > won." Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering
> remark, but she then
> lowers
> > > the
> > > > left strap of her dress and reveals her left
> breast and says, "Can
> you
> > > > autograph this please?" Sir Alex now bemused,
> duly obliges.
> > > > Miss Croatia pops the second question. "Sir
> Alex, I admire the way
> you
> > > > play psychological games with your opponents
> even before you play
> > them."
> > >
> > > > Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering remark,
> but she then lowers the
> > > right
> > > > strap of her dress and reveals her right
> breast and says, "Can you
> > > > autograph this please?" Sir Alex, again
> bemused, duly obliges.
> > > > Miss Argentina pops the third question. "Sir
> Alex, I admire the way
> > you
> > > > motivate your players and shield them like
> they were your own sons."
> > Sir
> > >
> > > > Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but
> she then lifts up her
> > dress
> > >
> > > > and reveals the fact she is wearing no
> underwear at all, and says,
> > "Can
> > > > you please autograph this please." Sir Alex
> totally gobsmacked by now
> > > > says, "Hang on a minute love, no, no, no! Last
> time I signed an
> > > > Argentinean c**t it cost me ?28 million!"