Username change

devil_ in_red

Douglas
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Would it be possible to have my username changed? It's just that it's completely rubbish, and not only that but there's also an accidental space in it. I mean, what a stupid name! I haven't even posted on here very often because i'm so ashamed of it. It'd be like being named Douglas by my parents - I could never socialize with a name like that.

I'm not very good at usernames (evidently) but I think I'd like to be called Judge Red. I'd feel comfortable to lurk a whole lot less with a name like Judge Red.

If this is possible, thanks muchly.
 
If they allow you to change your rubbish name believe me there'll be a rush on people trying too so i doubt they'll let you......:p .
 
Have you considered putting a shotgun to your head and blowing your goddamn brains out?

I'd seriously consider it.
 
You will regret starting this thread, altough i agree that your username is shit.
 
devil_ in_red said:
The above comments considered, I'm still feeling very confident of success!!
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Make sure you have a loaded gun though when you do go to blow your head off. That is key to the success.
 
Manchesters Finest said:
48 posts? Surely it would be better to start again?
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I've come to agree. And after the other replies in this thread, the newbie folder doesn't seem like such a bad option. So goodbye, cruel world. It's the end of one shit username and the beginning of a slightly less embarrassing one, something like 'Scousers are OK, really'. Even that would be better than this hook nose of a username.

And apologies to the mods if this username-changing issue is one of annoyance.
 
devil_ in_red said:
I've come to agree. And after the other replies in this thread, the newbie folder doesn't seem like such a bad option. So goodbye, cruel world. It's the end of one shit username and the beginning of a slightly less embarrassing one, something like 'Scousers are OK, really'. Even that would be better than this hook nose of a username.

And apologies to the mods if this issue-changing issue is one of annoyance.
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Hehe.
 
devil_ in_red said:
I've come to agree. And after the other replies in this thread, the newbie folder doesn't seem like such a bad option. So goodbye, cruel world. It's the end of one shit username and the beginning of a slightly less embarrassing one, something like 'Scousers are OK, really'. Even that would be better than this hook nose of a username.

And apologies to the mods if this issue-changing issue is one of annoyance.
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Double ID's don't go down too well - PM a moderator and seek advice before re-registering...
 
try avoiding devil_ in_red2 or Glazers_ boodle_boy...
 
Double ID's don't go down too well - PM a moderator and seek advice before re-registering...
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But I've just re-registered! This is turning out to be some kind of Ferris Bueller's Day Off-style catalogue of disaster after disaster. I feel like I've just dropped the soap in front of Sol Campbell, and now I'm getting shafted and shafted. On a related matter, I've seen Dion Dublin's cock. In a restaurant toilet. And that's no lie. I deserve some respect, surely? For looking at a former United player's cock in a toilet, I must have earned some kudos?

Anyway, it's not like I want anything to do with this atrocious username again, so no worries about double IDs.

PS. I was wrong. God, the newbie forum is shit. And I haven't even been able to re-register properly to post in it yet.

PPS. On top of the twattish username, when I recently looked, I noticed I had originally written my location down as 'in front of my PC'. What an utter cnut.
 
you know what, i reckon the mods think you brought it on yourself. I think pointing yourself out was a terrible idea, cause now your a marked man my friend. It's backs against the wall time I fear:nervous:
 
Striker10 said:
you know what, i reckon the mods think you brought it on yourself.
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I brought it onto myself as soon as I typed 'devil_ in_red' and thought that was a good idea whilst not even noticing that I'd put that space in there to make me look like even more of a prick. I deserve everything I get. You know, Robbie Fowler was in the papers today, saying how he wants to make up for being a stupid, useless cnut over the years now he's been given a second chance to finish as high as third in the league with Liverpool. Or words to that effect. I am very much the Robbie Fowler of the forum. And my username is his cocaine habit (allegedly, of course), grotesque face, questionable attitude and weight problem all rolled into one.

Anyway, I'm going to go and watch MotD, and when I come back tomorrow morning, no doubt this thread will have been deleted, this pathetic username will be forum history and my new one will be up and running with no problems, and we can all forget this ever happened.
 
devil_ in_red said:
Would it be possible to have my username changed? It's just that it's completely rubbish, and not only that but there's also an accidental space in it. I mean, what a stupid name! I haven't even posted on here very often because i'm so ashamed of it. It'd be like being named Douglas by my parents - I could never socialize with a name like that.
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:lol:
 
devil_ in_red said:
But I've just re-registered! This is turning out to be some kind of Ferris Bueller's Day Off-style catalogue of disaster after disaster. I feel like I've just dropped the soap in front of Sol Campbell, and now I'm getting shafted and shafted. On a related matter, I've seen Dion Dublin's cock. In a restaurant toilet. And that's no lie. I deserve some respect, surely? For looking at a former United player's cock in a toilet, I must have earned some kudos?

Anyway, it's not like I want anything to do with this atrocious username again, so no worries about double IDs.

PS. I was wrong. God, the newbie forum is shit. And I haven't even been able to re-register properly to post in it yet.

PPS. On top of the twattish username, when I recently looked, I noticed I had originally written my location down as 'in front of my PC'. What an utter cnut.
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:lol:
 
devil_ in_red said:
Anyway, I'm going to go and watch MotD, and when I come back tomorrow morning, no doubt this thread will have been deleted, this pathetic username will be forum history and my new one will be up and running with no problems, and we can all forget this ever happened.
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try not to top yourself until then
 
Freedom, beautiful freedom, the kind of freedom that might be evading Michael Shields for a long time to come. Thanks to Bury Red (whose PM inbox is full) and to all those above who backed me up by pointing out that such a username as my old one was too awful to live with. Although I must confess, Judged Red was better...

My goal is to now attempt to get to my next half-century of posts slightly quicker than the last 50.
 
in the cold light of day, your other one was much much better :nervous: . I dunno what everyone else was thinking of. You could have had it all. You could have been a legend now your just a user with a girly name....:p
 
Judge Red said:
Freedom, beautiful freedom, the kind of freedom that might be evading Michael Shields for a long time to come. Thanks to Bury Red (whose PM inbox is full) and to all those above who backed me up by pointing out that such a username as my old one was too awful to live with. Although I must confess, Judged Red was better...

My goal is to now attempt to get to my next half-century of posts slightly quicker than the last 50.
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Well done Douglas ;)
 
Dear Mods,

Could I have my username changed to Noncebucket?

Many thanks,

Slabber.
 
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