Up and coming striker Kwabs (can do everything Haaland can, just less often).

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One for the future, we need to keep an eye on this kid. The up and coming CF who is a Barcelona supporter and has scored a tap in during his life, had this to say about his rivalry with Erling Haaland.

"What does he do that I can't do? Yes, I can't score tap ins hundreds of times, but I can score a tap in (or get a chance in the box and finish it, to be less contentious). The fundamental action is replicable. Whereas the likes of Dinho and Maradona do things that I've only ever done in daydreams."
reference: See the future global superstars comments right here.

Though he went on to completely contradtict himself and answer his own question literally right after the question mark, I think he might be on to something. Football after all to this Barcelona fan is just a question of kicking the ball into the goal and scoring taps ins is based purely on luck and ball into the net kicking ability. It has nothing to do with how you get in those positions in the first place, Haalands 36+kmph top speed, positioning and reading of where the ball is going to land, his athleticism, his power, do not matter, his play is defined by his tap in ability. Anyone can do it and Kwabs is the future.

442 Magazine : Kwabs will score tap ins 100% of the time on more than 1 of 100 occasions.
Lucky Scout: United should absolutely sign him up. The player Kwabs reminds me of is a less prolific Haaland.
Darwin Nunez: Reading Kwabs words made me realize people can get a chance in the box and finish it. Till this point I always tried to kick everything into the stands.

So what does everyone thing is this kid with a professional record of 0 games, 0 goals, 0 clubs the real or not?
 
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