What the feck is wrong with him?
Trescothick
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Stressed related illness = rash on his arse.
Didn't he fly home from India with something similar?
What is wrong with the great big ponce?
What is wrong with the great big ponce?
His missus is shagging the milkman!
She apparently took a shine to his googlies!
She apparently took a shine to his googlies!
Wibble said:
Maybe it’s better he’s gone home, could you imagine the hammering he’d get off McGrath & co?
Big girls blouse.
Show the Aussies a weakness and they will sledge it for sure. Is he missing family or ? If so can't they bring his family out of something?
I think it was always going to be a calculated risk, last chance for a decent cricketer to salvage his career.
Plan A - get him in good nick and confidence with runs in the first couple of games.
Plan B - no runs, low on confidence = next flight home, in the knowledge that the back-up is in Perth with the Academy.
We should send Stuart Law of Lankysheer out there, he'll sort out the sledging aussie bastard convicts.
Plan A - get him in good nick and confidence with runs in the first couple of games.
Plan B - no runs, low on confidence = next flight home, in the knowledge that the back-up is in Perth with the Academy.
We should send Stuart Law of Lankysheer out there, he'll sort out the sledging aussie bastard convicts.
Or even send Rams out there. If he can shake the Caff, think what he'd do to McGrath and Warne?
arnie sidebottom said:
Shame that Stuart is an Aussie himself then.
Qualified for England, mate - English wife and he's lived here for 10 years.
As far as I'm concerned, he's as Lancashire as hotpots, fit women and wet weekends.
As far as I'm concerned, he's as Lancashire as hotpots, fit women and wet weekends.
arnie sidebottom said:
And here he is playing for the Ozzie scum.
Im not sure on the rules but I reckon that disqualifies him ever playing for England.
Besides, he’s even old enough to be YOUR dad.
He looks better in the blue helmet of SuperLancs. Have a butchers at this number 6:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/lancashire/4418009.stm
Not unheard for a player to represent 2 countries, depending on citizenship crietrion could take longer than a player could actually keep playing at top level.
Kepler Wessells played for Oz and then his native South Africa.
Don't you just hate the bastards who end every post with hope this helps?
Hope this helps.
Arnie
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/lancashire/4418009.stm
Not unheard for a player to represent 2 countries, depending on citizenship crietrion could take longer than a player could actually keep playing at top level.
Kepler Wessells played for Oz and then his native South Africa.
Don't you just hate the bastards who end every post with hope this helps?
Hope this helps.
Arnie
Saw him in Taunton recently and considered passing on your well wishes but decided against...
Just said hello and hoped hed be back soon.
If hes not playing for England hes playing for Somerset!!!
And no question. England miss him.
Just said hello and hoped hed be back soon.
If hes not playing for England hes playing for Somerset!!!
And no question. England miss him.
Trescothick is dead to me. You can tell him that next time you see him, Simon.
Plechazunga said:
Oh dear.
He didnt go last winter to India/Pakistan and didnt want to go to the ICC trophy this year.I dont think he likes curryWibble said:
g4orce said:Saw him in Taunton recently and considered passing on your well wishes but decided against...
Just said hello and hoped hed be back soon.
If hes not playing for England hes playing for Somerset!!!
And no question. England miss him.
Which of the 2 did you talk to?
Rams said:
Oh i didnt, just thought i saw him but was really talking to myself...
That happened just before I dropped my pants and started masterbating in front of the watching whsmiths.
Gotta watch myself really!
Does Tresco still get paid on his central contract, despite hardly playing despite not being injured in 2006?
Except Somerset dont play in the winterg4orce said:Saw him in Taunton recently and considered passing on your well wishes but decided against...
Just said hello and hoped hed be back soon.
If hes not playing for England hes playing for Somerset!!!
And no question. England miss him.
The truth..well sort off
Im at loughborough uni, which is a preety darn good sports uni for those that dont know. We have the national cricket centre here, and every winter the whole england team practice here before heading off on tours.
Now theres also an academy here, and one of my friends, whose in it, is the son of Richard Illingworth. Now he has some cricketing connections, and has a good friend, whose in the set up down in somerset.
Apparently Trescos wife has slept with the second team wicketkeeper, and now has a child. And the childs not our opening batsmans'!
Thats the reason for all the 'stress'
Im at loughborough uni, which is a preety darn good sports uni for those that dont know. We have the national cricket centre here, and every winter the whole england team practice here before heading off on tours.
Now theres also an academy here, and one of my friends, whose in it, is the son of Richard Illingworth. Now he has some cricketing connections, and has a good friend, whose in the set up down in somerset.
Apparently Trescos wife has slept with the second team wicketkeeper, and now has a child. And the childs not our opening batsmans'!
Thats the reason for all the 'stress'
fecking hell, she could have at least slept with a first teamer.
That’s what you call standing up at the stumps.
That’s what you call standing up at the stumps.
malcolm31337 said:
Better than shagging the millkman, I suppose.