Well, barring a couple of finals, the season is finished for most of us so it's basically muppet season again.
Last summer there was a fun thread created by Cevno asking for predictions of that transfer window. Since Cevno has since been banned, I've decided to steal the format, and expand it for this upcoming window (original thread: https://www.redcafe.net/threads/transfer-sweepstakes.370049).
So it's open to anyone who wants to waste their time - which might be handy tonight as many of us are probably trying to avoid seeing images of City molesting the Premier League trophy.
Answer as much as you like, whatever you want. Or just ignore the thread if you prefer. That's probably best tbh.
Anyway:
1. Your club (indicate if not United)
a. Who will the club sign this summer? (Name up to 5 players, any of which you think the club MIGHT sign)
b. What date will the first signing be announced by the club?
c. Who will leave the club in the summer? (not including confirmed departures, e.g. Vidic)
d. How much gross will the club have spent when the window closes? (the Sky Sports News estimates can be used as the authority for Premier League teams in this question)
2. Where will the following players be the day after the summer window closes?
a) Luke Shaw
b) Falcao
c) Edinson Cavani
d) Toni Kross
e) Luis Suarez
f) Karim Benzema
g) Diego Costa
h) Fernando Torres
i) Paul Pogba
j) Adam Lallana
k) Fabio Coentrao
l) Cesc Fabregas
m) Alexis Sanchez
n) Alex Song
o) Patrice Evra
p) Tom Cleverley
q) William Carvalho
r) Sergio Aguero
s) Marco Reus
t) Nani
u) Ashley Young
v) Romelu Lukaku
w) Ross Barkley
3. General Transfer Nonsense
a. Which club will be the biggest spender in i. England ii. Europe?
b. “My sources tell me...” – which actual journalist will be the biggest bullshitter in this window?
c. Make a transfer prediction not covered above – free choice of any player, club, whatever you like as long as it’s related to transfers.
4. The Caftard Awards
a. The Muppet Suicide Memorial award: Which thread will be this summer’s equivalent of the Benzema/Ozil/Sneijder/Sanchez/Hazard/Thiago threads of years gone by?
b. The Ciderman9000000 WUM of the Window award: Which Caftard will take the piss the most this summer?
And the big one:
c. Biggest Transfer Muppet of the Summer 2014
Have fun
Last summer there was a fun thread created by Cevno asking for predictions of that transfer window. Since Cevno has since been banned, I've decided to steal the format, and expand it for this upcoming window (original thread: https://www.redcafe.net/threads/transfer-sweepstakes.370049).
So it's open to anyone who wants to waste their time - which might be handy tonight as many of us are probably trying to avoid seeing images of City molesting the Premier League trophy.
Answer as much as you like, whatever you want. Or just ignore the thread if you prefer. That's probably best tbh.
Anyway:
1. Your club (indicate if not United)
a. Who will the club sign this summer? (Name up to 5 players, any of which you think the club MIGHT sign)
b. What date will the first signing be announced by the club?
c. Who will leave the club in the summer? (not including confirmed departures, e.g. Vidic)
d. How much gross will the club have spent when the window closes? (the Sky Sports News estimates can be used as the authority for Premier League teams in this question)
2. Where will the following players be the day after the summer window closes?
a) Luke Shaw
b) Falcao
c) Edinson Cavani
d) Toni Kross
e) Luis Suarez
f) Karim Benzema
g) Diego Costa
h) Fernando Torres
i) Paul Pogba
j) Adam Lallana
k) Fabio Coentrao
l) Cesc Fabregas
m) Alexis Sanchez
n) Alex Song
o) Patrice Evra
p) Tom Cleverley
q) William Carvalho
r) Sergio Aguero
s) Marco Reus
t) Nani
u) Ashley Young
v) Romelu Lukaku
w) Ross Barkley
3. General Transfer Nonsense
a. Which club will be the biggest spender in i. England ii. Europe?
b. “My sources tell me...” – which actual journalist will be the biggest bullshitter in this window?
c. Make a transfer prediction not covered above – free choice of any player, club, whatever you like as long as it’s related to transfers.
4. The Caftard Awards
a. The Muppet Suicide Memorial award: Which thread will be this summer’s equivalent of the Benzema/Ozil/Sneijder/Sanchez/Hazard/Thiago threads of years gone by?
b. The Ciderman9000000 WUM of the Window award: Which Caftard will take the piss the most this summer?
And the big one:
c. Biggest Transfer Muppet of the Summer 2014
Have fun
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