Tranfers in niMic's world of FM08 that would make the RedCafe transfer forum cream

[nimic]

Not quite sure where this thread deserved to be, mostly because it's a shit thread.

These are all from my FM08 Maidenhead United game, currently in 2013.

Andy Carroll: Newcastle > Lyon £14.75 million > Real Madrid £24 million
Diego Forlan: Atletico Madrid > Chelsea £13.25 (not so expensive, just fun as feck)
Silva: Valencia > Chelsea £55 million
David Villa: Valencia > Chelsea £59 million
Michael Essien: Chelsea > Milan £37.5 million
Giuseppe Rossi: Villarreal > Chelsea £28 million (after one season) > Roma £31.5 million
Nani: United > Roma £33 million
Tevez: United > Roma £16 million + Jesus Navaz
Rafael van der Vaart: Roma > United £16.25 million
Joey Barton: Newcastle > City £14.25 million
Aaron (who? Not a regen): Milan > Arsenal £34 million
Fabregas: Arsenal > Barcelona £53 million (who couldn't see that one coming?)
Mohamed Sissoko: Liverpool > Milan £14.25 million
Micah Richards: City > Milan £28 million
Gareth Bale: Tottenham > Barcelona £17 million
Gonzalo Higuain: Real Madrid > Inter £9 million > Barcelona £29 million (Real Madrid talents ending up at Barcelona? Yeah right )
Gary Neville: United > Charlton £0 > Burscough (Assistant Manager)
Paolo Maldini: Milan > Cagliari (youth coach) > Atalanta (youth coach) > United (youth coach)
Arsene Wenger: Arsenal > Roma > Arsenal
Rafa Benitez: Liverpool > Spain > ... (sacked)

What do I win?

 

[ben_united]

A trip away from that screen, go on just take a few steps back.