Toppmoller touts himself for United job

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Meanwhile, the coach of United's victors last week, Bayer Leverkusen, said he wants to take over from Sir Alex Ferguson.

"My contract has only one year to run at Leverkusen and we have not spoken about another one yet," he said. "It would be my dream to coach Manchester United. If the call came I would go immediately."

<a href="http://sport.independent.co.uk/football/man_united/story.jsp?story=292235" target="_blank">Independent</a>

I personally don't think he's proved himself totally yet, but if carries on the way he has been going he could be a brilliant manager for us. It would also be great having a chain smoker on the bench an'all...

;)
 
Has no-one told him the job isn't available any more?
 
Without a shadow of a doubt.

Relieves stress and tension.

;)
 
Originally posted by Livvie20:
<strong>Has no-one told him the job isn't available any more?</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's what I thought, but if continues to be as successful as he has this year until Fergie leaves, he could be the right one.

Plays the game the way it should be played.
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Originally posted by JSV:
<strong>Without a shadow of a doubt.

Relieves stress and tension.

;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Well, at least that's what you and Klaus think. You're mightily wrong.....as always.
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Originally posted by JSV:
<strong>Without a shadow of a doubt.

Relieves stress and tension.

;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Does the fact that it fecks up your lungs and kills fill you with stress and tension?
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Originally posted by marchingontogether:
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Does the fact that it fecks up your lungs and kills fill you with stress and tension?</strong><hr></blockquote>

No personally, but I think you're taking my jokey comment a bit seriously Marching.
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Originally posted by Dans:
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Well, at least that's what you and Klaus think. You're mightily wrong.....as always.</strong><hr></blockquote>

As a smoker, it relieves stress and tension for me.

What do you think of Toppmoller managing United?
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Originally posted by JSV:
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No personally, but I think you're taking my jokey comment a bit seriously Marching.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't take what you say seriously mate and omitted to include a wink with my last post....have two with this one.

;) ;)
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Originally posted by JSV:
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As a smoker, it relieves stress and tension for me.

What do you think of Toppmoller managing United?</strong><hr></blockquote>

The stress and tension you describe is brought on by the fact that your body is craving a fag. Vicious circle mate. Anyway, you won't believe me cos you enjoy smoking.

Toppmuller for United? No fecking way. No Germans in charge of my team and that goes for Hitzfeld too.
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Originally posted by Dans:
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Toppmuller for United? No fecking way. No Germans in charge of my team and that goes for Hitzfeld too.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Isn't Hitzfield Austrian?
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Originally posted by Dans:
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Toppmuller for United? No fecking way. No Germans in charge of my team and that goes for Hitzfeld too.</strong><hr></blockquote>

To be honest I'd be alot happier with a foreign coach than a British one. Fergie is the last of the great British managers IMO.

And if it came down to choosing the nationality of the foreigner, well, French or German etc. I wouldn't really care.
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Originally posted by Davo:
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You;re thinking of Toni Polster...

Does he smoke?
;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

He could be thinking of some other famous Austrians too, although I'm not sure why.
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Originally posted by Dans:
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He could be thinking of some other famous Austrians too, although I'm not sure why.</strong><hr></blockquote>

nahhh

It was Polster he was thinking of..

Him or Arnie anyway..
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Originally posted by JSV:
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As a smoker, it relieves stress and tension for me.

What do you think of Toppmoller managing United?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I used to smoke two to three packs of camel's a day

Funnily enough, I experience less stress since I've given up smoking
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Originally posted by lchk:
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I used to smoke two to three packs of camel's a day

Funnily enough, I experience less stress since I've given up smoking</strong><hr></blockquote>


Do you find that you're calmer now and use terms such as "feckin dippers" less?

You remind me of someone...

;)
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Originally posted by Davo:
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nahhh

It was Polster he was thinking of..

Him or Arnie anyway..</strong><hr></blockquote>

I meant Hans Krankl or Wolfgang Amadeus.
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Originally posted by Dans:
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I meant Hans Krankl or Wolfgang Amadeus.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah but he didn't..

He meant...erm.....

Hitler

Yes, thats it, he was talking about Hitler
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Originally posted by Davo:
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Do you find that you're calmer now and use terms such as "feckin dippers" less?

You remind me of someone...

;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

I only use it when dippers are around ie like yourself

Does this have anything to do with calmness?

<img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
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Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>Not to my knowledge.

Jens?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hitzfeld´s German. Bernd Krauss has an Austrian passport.
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As often previously posted by lchk before he quit smoking:
<strong>Feckin Dippers :rolleyes: Feckin Dippers :rolleyes: Feckin Feckin Dippers :rolleyes: Dippers :rolleyes: Feckin Dippers :rolleyes: Feckin Dippers :rolleyes: Feckin Dippers :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>
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Originally posted by lchk:
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I only use it when dippers are around ie like yourself

Does this have anything to do with calmness?

<img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't fecking know you fecking idiot..

;)
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Yeah, I was wrong, Hitzfeld's not Austrian. :o

However he's both played and coached in Switzerland.... <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />
 
Originally posted by Floyd:
<strong>Yeah, I was wrong, Hitzfeld's not Austrian. :o

However he's both played and coached in Switzerland.... <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Well that excuses your daft mistake then.
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Originally posted by Dans:
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Well that excuses your daft mistake then.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You're taking the piss, right??
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Originally posted by Floyd:
<strong>Yeah, I was wrong, Hitzfeld's not Austrian. :o

However he's both played and coached in Switzerland.... <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Paul Gascoigne has played in Italy, Scotland and England..

He,also, is not Austrian..

;)
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Originally posted by Davo:
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Paul Gascoigne has played in Italy, Scotland and England..

He,also, is not Austrian..

;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

He isn't? Man, I guess I'm wrong all over the place today..... ;)
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Originally posted by Floyd:
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You're taking the piss, right??</strong><hr></blockquote>

What do you think?
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Actually Floyd, I think you're taking the piss coming on this forum and claiming that Ottmar Hitzfeld and Paul Gascoigne are Austrians. Defies belief really. Are you German by any chance, or just stupid?
 
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