Top 5 film fights

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Jackie Chan vs Benny the Jet in "Wheels on Meals"

All of them in "Once were Warriors"

Rocky beating Clubber Lang in "Rocky 2"

Bruce Lee against the guards in "Enter the Dragon"

The two Jedis against Darth Maul
 
1.The end of Blazing saddles
2. girls in pool of lube in old school
3. the black knight getting his arms and legs chopped off in Holy Grail
4. Borat
5. Will Ferrell Vs An Angry midget in ELF.
 
Roddy Piper vs Keith David in John Carpenter's 'They Live'...watch that and all this Jackie Chan nonsense pales into insignificance!
 
Kung Fu Hustle. The Ax gang vs the 3 blokes from pig sty alley.

Evil Dead 2. Ash v his posessed hand.

The Princess Bride. Inigo Montoya vs. the Man in Black. "You seem like a decent follow, I hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.King Arthur vs. The Black Knight.

Star wars 2. Yoda v Christopher Lee (Dooku?). Yoda flying all over the place. Sweet.

And my favourite fight scene ever...

 
The fight scene between Jason Bourne and the guy the CIA sends to kill him in The Bourne Ultimatum is pretty fecking brilliant.
 
Hammer Michael said:
Roddy Piper vs Keith David in John Carpenter's 'They Live'...watch that and all this Jackie Chan nonsense pales into insignificance!
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It's certainly the one of the longest fight scenes i've ever seen. After about five minutes i was imploring him to PUT THE feckING GLASSES ON!!!

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Steev said:
It's certainly the one of the longest fight scenes i've ever seen. After about five minutes i was imploring him to PUT THE feckING GLASSES ON!!!

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Cheers for that...haven't seen that for about three years since I lent a student a copy of my dvd and never got it back. If I ever catch up with him I might just re-inact that sequence!

Beat that Jackie Chan!!!!
 
Jackie Chan in "Who am I"
That rooftop fight with that Dutch kickboxer and the other Korean fighter.
 
Grinner said:
Jackie Chan vs Benny the Jet in "Wheels on Meals"

All of them in "Once were Warriors"

Rocky beating Clubber Lang in "Rocky 2"

Bruce Lee against the guards in "Enter the Dragon"

The two Jedis against Darth Maul
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t'was Rocky 3

Kung Fu Hustle had a great fight between the three slum dwellers and the axe gang

Kill Bill, the bride against the crazy 88....that was also mustard
 


1:22 to 1:24 (-2:51 to -2:49) is one of the most hilarious moments in the history of film.
 
Steev said:
It's certainly the one of the longest fight scenes i've ever seen. After about five minutes i was imploring him to PUT THE feckING GLASSES ON!!!

EDIT - And here it is..

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as ive never seen the film, could someone please explain to me what the feck the whole glasses ting was all about.
 
Gross Point Blank, Martin Blank in the school corridor against the little hitman fella where they kick feck out of each other and Blank stabs him in the neck with the pen he's just been given.

Classic fight.
 
RedNome said:
Gross Point Blank, Martin Blank in the school corridor against the little hitman fella where they kick feck out of each other and Blank stabs him in the neck with the pen he's just been given.

Classic fight.
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That's Benny 'The Jet' Urquidez. Cusack's fight coach.
 
Rooney24 said:
The fight scene between Jason Bourne and the guy the CIA sends to kill him in The Bourne Ultimatum is pretty fecking brilliant.
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Was going to say that one aswell. Reminded me of a chicken fight on family guy.

Just for the comedy, i'll say the fight scene off Anchorman.
 
The last boxing match in Snatch was pretty good, if only for the direction.
 
Neo vs Morpheus in the Matrix or Neo vs Agent Smith in the subway
Bourne Ultimatum - seconded. That was exceptional.
Doc Oc vs Spiderman - Spiderman 2
Bruce Lee vs everyone, Enter the Dragon
Superman vs General Zod, Superman 2
Luke Skywalker vs Darth Vader, Return of the Jedi
 
Grinner said:
Jackie Chan vs Benny the Jet in "Wheels on Meals"

All of them in "Once were Warriors"

Rocky beating Clubber Lang in "Rocky 2"

Bruce Lee against the guards in "Enter the Dragon"

The two Jedis against Darth Maul
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I can't think of a top five but one of my favourites is Rocky against Drago in Rocky IV, absolutely brilliant :D
Oh, also forgot - the fight in Best Of The Best between Tommy and Dae Han, wicked film :D
 
MY Top 5 Fights:


(1) Mike Tysons Imaginary Friend Vs Ollie McCalls Imaginary Friend

(2) Ike Vs Tina Turner (Greatest Hits)

(3) Jesus Vs Mohammad (bare knuckle)

(4) Stevie Collins Vs Mrs Stevie Collins (introducing the fridge door)

(5) Rodney King Vs LAPD (feck the Police)
 
Hugh Grant vs Colin Firth in Bridget Jones' Diary - this is how men really fight, not some Hollywood/Hong Kong fantasy!
 
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