Top 10 caddy comments

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Top 10 caddy comments...

#10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

#8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

#7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."

#6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

#5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

#4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

#3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

#2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

...and the #1 best caddy comment:

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
 
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im a caddy this summer, i have to try one of these out! would love to see their reacton...probably would get sent off the course in a moment though.
 
alonso767 said:
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im a caddy this summer, i have to try one of these out! would love to see their reacton...probably would get sent off the course in a moment though.
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your going to work as a gold caddy? Might be a good idea to invest in a sizeable jar of vaseline beforehand as ppl who hire golf caddies pay good money for the presence of young lads in shorts to look after more than just their balls.
 
The Golf God

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play one
particular hole at Pebble Beach, California exactly the way the pros do it.
The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a spit
of land that juts out into the Pacific.

It was something he had tried hundreds of times without success. His ball
had always fallen short, into the ocean. Because of this, he never used a
new ball on this particular hole. He always picked out one that had a cut or
a nick, as did many other "average" golfers when negotiating very
challenging holes..

Recently he went to Pebble Beach to try again. When he came to the fateful
hole, he teed up an old cut ball as usual, and said a silent prayer.
However, before he could hit it, a powerful voice from above seemed to be
booming out from the clouds, saying, "WAIT! ...REPLACE THAT OLD BALL WITH A
BRAND-NEW ONE."

He complied, with some slight misgiving, despite the fact that this same
force seemed to be implying that he was going to finally achieve his
lifelong ambition. As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came
down again, "WAIT...STEP BACK... TAKE A PRACTICE SWING."

So he stepped back and took a practice swing, certain now that this heavenly
force was going to make his dream come true.

The voice boomed out again, "TAKE ANOTHER PRACTICE SWING."

Dutifully, he did. He stopped expectantly and waited...

A long silence followed.......

Then the voice again: "USE THE OLD BALL."
 
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