Tony Greig

I'm sure I once posted a beautiful rant about said idiot.

You love him Salvation
 
You want to suck him off, whilst constantly urging him to say 'Sashin Tendolka' 'Sashin Tendolka' over and over again in that non British accent.
 
Used to provide welcome respite from the inane cheerleading of the other Channel 9 gimps. Now he's decided gone too far the other way, and that's also annoying.

I enjoy his vowel sounds.