Tom Huddlestone's Beard is Wrong

[Mockney]

I'm not having it. What the feck is that?

That's not a beard. It looks like bits of shaved head hair stuck onto a role of cellotape or prit sticked onto his face. Seriously right, that's just not proper...It's like a wolf man's full face covering hair has been shaved down into the close approximation of a beard...or something. Literally the whole apparent substance of it is wrong. It's bugging the shit out of me.

I'm calling fake. FAKE!

Beard Shenanigans

 

[I_live_cement]

Certainly one to ponder over.

Good work, Mockney.

 

[Mockney]

I'm glad you concur with the seriousness of this issue.

 

[Maajid]

I can only commend you for bringing this to the attention of the masses.

 

[Point Prunier]

Looks like something from Team America; Durka Durka, Jihad Jihad

 

[Rado_N]

It looks like yours, Oscar.

 

[Devil may care]

That beard is clearly sexist! Huddlestone must sack it immediately.

 

[Raees]

Didn't realise he was rather good looking. I think I would now.

 

[Eriku]

Didn't realise he was rather good looking. I think I would now.

Meheh... Well, tbf he does look better.

Don't mock scraggly beards... I've one meself... And it beats shavin'

 

[Mockney]

Looks like something from Team America; Durka Durka, Jihad Jihad

It does!...Yes, exactly. Stuck on somehow using some unknown miscellaneous non facial brand

That beard is clearly sexist! Huddlestone must sack it immediately.

He has very obviously applied this slapdash, self assembly, Blue Peter "one I made earlier" beard in retaliation to Andy Gray's sacking and as a statement on what women are unable to do in football. He is patently saying "look, women, I can grow a beard...You cannot. Football men 1 - 0 You"

It's as clear as the day is bent.

It looks like yours, Oscar.

It's the same colour I'll grant you, what with my sexual auburn hue...However mine does not resemble dog hair stuck on a human face.

 

[Rado_N]

It's the same colour I'll grant you, what with my sexual auburn hue...However mine does not resemble dog hair stuck on a human face.

I think a photo from a similar angle in similar lighting should be posted and a poll opened, personally.

 

[Devil may care]

He has very obviously applied this slapdash, self assembly, Blue Peter "one I made earlier" beard in retaliation to Andy Gray's sacking and as a statement on what women are unable to do in football. He is patently saying "look, women, I can grow a beard...You cannot. Football men 1 - 0 You"

It's as clear as the day is bent.

Backing the misogyny movement via his facial hair? The cunning bastard!

 

[Commadus]

Worst. Thread. Ever.

 

[Mockney]

I think a photo from a similar angle in similar lighting should be posted and a poll opened, personally.

He also doesn't have nearly as nice a spoon.

 

[SharkyMcShark]

It must depress him, having thick eyebrows and hair and then only being able to muster an anal beard.

 

[Mockney]

It looks like it's growing up from his chin...sneaking invasively into his nostrils

 

[Raees]

At least he looks better than that

 

[Mockney]

"Num num."

 

[olesmyhero]

Speaking as someone who can really pull off having a beard, that's a rubbish beard.

 

[Mockney]

 

[Rado_N]

He also doesn't have nearly as nice a spoon.

He probably takes his alcohol internally though.

That's a mighty fine spoon.

 

[championo]

Is Mockney gay? I have had my suspicions but I just want it confirmed. My cousin is gay too so I understand Mockney. Was just curious and just asking....

 

[Mockney]

He probably takes his alcohol internally though..

I absorb my alcohol. It's the future.

Is Mockney gay? I have had my suspicions but I just want it confirmed. My cousin is gay too so I understand Mockney. Was just curious and just asking....

Are you asking me out?

 

[Sojiro]

Its like his chin has a comb over

 

[olesmyhero]

Olof Mellberg, there's a player who could pull off a beard. His name just sounds like he'd have a beard.

 

[Mockney]

Olaf was a credit to beards. A titan amongst men ('s beards)

 

[CLK_FPC]

My pal is banging his girl or a girl he is seeing, feck him and his shit beard

 

[Robbie Boy]

Ah Gary Neville the man who took facial hair to all new levels, only took 15 years to grow his attempted facial hair

 

[vuc]

It must depress him, having thick eyebrows and hair and then only being able to muster an anal beard.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Who does he look like, there?

Oh, yes.

 

[Stack]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[Raees]

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Cut the hair on the pitch.

http://www.joe.ie/football/football...ter-breaking-his-goal-drought-against-fulham/