Timeouts

[Plechazunga]

fecking irritating, especially when I've been composing some vast, pompous tract on the Arab-Israeli conflict, or constructing a kaleidoscope of images of winged pigs fecking pigeons up the arse.

I log in again and can't get back to what I wrote

Sort it you fat twats

 

[noodlehair]

I allways copy long posts before I submit them

I hope this helps

 

[golden_blunder]

nice chocolate bar

heres a tip for composing long messages for internet sites

copy & paste to notepad, just in case

either that or just post random smilies

 

[Plechazunga]

noodle and golden contemplate how fat and unhelpful they are

 

[ERICSAGOD]

fecking irritating, especially when I've been composing some vast, pompous tract on the Arab-Israeli conflict, or constructing a kaleidoscope of images of winged pigs fecking pigeons up the arse.

I log in again and can't get back to what I wrote

Sort it you fat twats

Don't worry I think I can manage without seeing any more fecking pigeons!

 

[noodlehair]

We don't control the internet though. Only Weaste can do that

 

[golden_blunder]

I go start write you on Pigeon Eeenglishh

 

[golden_blunder]

We don't control the internet though. Only Weaste can do that

Weaste is the internet

 

[Plechazunga]

Noodle: how fat and unhelpful are we, exactly?
Golden: Very fat. And very unhelpful.
Noodle: What do we do now then?
Golden: Absolutely nothing
Noodle: You're a dab hand at this
Golden: Rim me
Noodle: Yes

 

[noodlehair]

Sod off, Colin

 

[Plechazunga]

My name isn't actually Colin...I've mentioned this before

 

[USDevil]

 

[Bearded but no genius]

I stick to smileys. Colin.

 

[Plechazunga]

My name isn't actually Colin

 

[Donaldo]

Do the Weaste creepy Who's Online thing.

I think that prevents timeouts

 

[golden_blunder]

Colin thats not very nice, i want to be a proper pigeon not an African green

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Do the Weaste creepy Who's Online thing.

I think that prevents timeouts

It was ubercreepy when I really thought he was sitting there refreshing like clockwork every two minutes for hours.

I was very worried about him.

 

[WeasteDevil]

He he he!

 

[Plechazunga]

Noodle: Golden?
Golden: Noods.
Noodle: How should I go about continuing to fob Plech off, re this incredibly frustrating Timeout issue?
Golden: Hmm. Well, you could call him "Colin" a bit...
Noodle: What, even though it's not actually his name?
Golden: In your short pigeon life, how wide has your soft befeathered buttcrack been stretched?
Noodle: Uh-oh...
Golden: Rape.
Noodle: Su'agoaws.

 

[WeasteDevil]

 

[WeasteDevil]

Plech, use Firefox, it allows you to go back, and everything you have written is still there. At least it is in v1.5.

 

[golden_blunder]

its clearly a problem at your end pigeon man

 

[WeasteDevil]

Flying Pigs, Green Pigeons, whatever next?

 

[Plechazunga]

People often exhort me to "use Firefox"

I'd consider it, if I had the remotest idea what it was. Is it a brand of condom?

 

[WeasteDevil]

It's an internet browser Plech.

http://www.firefox.org.uk/

 

[Plechazunga]

So I can't put it on my cock then?

I'm far from sold...

 

[WeasteDevil]

Yes, download it, install it, and then put the computer on your cock. You'll feel much safer.

 

[Plechazunga]

Give me other examples of Internet browsers, so i can get my head round what one is

 

[WeasteDevil]

Plech, you are starting to sound like the Spurs Fan, we shall go no further along this line.

 

[Plechazunga]

That's alright, I haven't actually had a timeout for ages, i just wanted to post another pigeon type playlet about noods and golden

 

[noodlehair]

Plech is called Colin

 

[Plechazunga]

I'm actually not

 

[noodlehair]

You are though

For example, I just called you Colin

 

[Plechazunga]

Feck

 

[Barbara Charles]

Colin > colon

 

[bigjet66]

I allways copy long posts before I submit them

I hope this helps

You waste your time. Even in the eventuality of you writing a long post (the probability of such action being nearly zero), the caf wont miss much

 

[noodlehair]

True, but you're a cretinous spastic

 

[bigjet66]

what was I saying

 

[noodlehair]

You're also called Beatrice

 

[Plechazunga]

He's got a point Bigjet...you are a cretinous spastic

Surely on that at least, we can agree?