Scandi Red
Hates Music.
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I'm talking specifically about playstyle, not personality. Otherwise various types of cnuts would win (hard tacklers, complainers, no-shows etc).
For me the worst type of teammate is the guy who only can dribble. I'm not talking about selfish ball-hoggers either. I'm talking about players who are literally unable to do anything useful besides dribbling/running with the ball. When they receive the ball, they just look straight down and damn near start sprinting with the ball glued to their feet. Their close control is excellent, but they are doomed to fail 9 times out of 10 because the only positive outcome happens when they manage to dribble past the whole opposing team. The few times they try to pass the ball it's hilariously easy for the opponent to intercept it, because it takes 3 full seconds from the moment they look up until they release the ball. It's a miracle that they don't leave the training ground with a concussion every time.
My theory is that these people grew up in a weird cult or village where they are forced to walk around with a football from the moment they learn how to walk. But to play an actual game of football is forbidden (possibly punishable by death). This is the only logical explanation. I refuse to believe that it's possible to learn that level of ball control and be so bad at literally everything else!
For me the worst type of teammate is the guy who only can dribble. I'm not talking about selfish ball-hoggers either. I'm talking about players who are literally unable to do anything useful besides dribbling/running with the ball. When they receive the ball, they just look straight down and damn near start sprinting with the ball glued to their feet. Their close control is excellent, but they are doomed to fail 9 times out of 10 because the only positive outcome happens when they manage to dribble past the whole opposing team. The few times they try to pass the ball it's hilariously easy for the opponent to intercept it, because it takes 3 full seconds from the moment they look up until they release the ball. It's a miracle that they don't leave the training ground with a concussion every time.
My theory is that these people grew up in a weird cult or village where they are forced to walk around with a football from the moment they learn how to walk. But to play an actual game of football is forbidden (possibly punishable by death). This is the only logical explanation. I refuse to believe that it's possible to learn that level of ball control and be so bad at literally everything else!