This whole Shoaib Malik thing..

everyone involved are absolute idiots..but it certainly does make for superb entertainment!





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why would he marry her in the first place ? and that too over the phone :wenger: :lol:

i'd fecking laugh my ass off if he gets arrested....should have never come to India.

pakistan captain rotting in an Indian jail...make it so :D
 
Ahem David, cough, Beckham

Vida, your jails (and Pakistan's for that matter) are full of people that have committed horrendous crimes like Shoaib. Unfortunately, there's no more space left for the murderers, terrorists and rapists so the only space they have left is parliament.
 
Dumpstar said:
Ahem David, cough, Beckham

Vida, your jails (and Pakistan's for that matter) are full of people that have committed horrendous crimes like Shoaib. Unfortunately, there's no more space left for the murderers, terrorists and rapists so the only space they have left is parliament.
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His old wife is an Indian too? Quite the beauty.

Is this a fetish on his part or its his bid to promote cross cultural activities?
 
:lol: I just read about this story, how the feck does a 'telephone marriage' carry any kind of legality in any sense?! Bizarre, bizarre, bizarre! When I read that I just assumed it was the most ludicrous of bullshit and he'd deny it... but instead says the woman he married by telephone wasn't the right woman?!?!?! And he'd never actually met the women he wanted, because she didn't want to meet him?!?!?!?!?! :wenger::wenger::wenger:

You're right Zain it is comedy gold! Ah well when all is said and done, he'll be married to this Sania Mirza, and she's bloody nice to look at so he's doing all right for himself
 
Wasn't it also down to the photo of the woman he is meant to have married being a fake, so he ended up being fooled over who he was meant to have married over the phone. Reading that back it sounds like a bad bollywood film plot :lol:
 
This is almost like a shit Bollywood film, Shoaib Malik is quite possibly the most idiotic person, how can a person marry another person without even meeting him/her in person. Either he is an idiot or he is simply a big twat for lying
 
its taken another twist :lol::lol::lol:

Ayesha submits her first night clothes with Shoaib's semen to police

In yet another clinching evidence, Ayesha Siddiqui, the alleged first wife of Pakistan cricketer Shoaib Malik is understood to have submitted her first night clothes to the police.
According to the customs in traditional Muslim families, married girls preserve the clothes sported on the first night. As such, Ayesha also is learnt to have preserved the clothes. They have now become a concrete piece of evidence, as Ayesha reportedly told the police that the clothes have got the stains of Shoaib Malik’s semen.
“We spent intimate nights in Taj Krishna as well as Taj Residency (now Taj Deccan). As per the custom, the clothes are still with me,” she reportedly said and gave them to the Central Crime Station investigation authorities.
The police sent the clothes to the Forensic laboratory for examination. If the stains appear to be that of semen, then the police said they would have to take the blood samples of Shoaib to have the comparison.
Ayesha told the police that Shoaib had started ignoring her after she put on weight. As per his advice, she even had a Gastric bonding surgery at Indraprastha Apollo, she pointed out.
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Since when the hell did keeping semen covered clothes become a custom among Muslim/Hindu/Indian/Pakistanis? First I've heard of it and personally its disgusting. :lol:

Either she's protesteth-ing too much or Shoaibs' in some shoit now. :wenger:
 
Dumpstar said:
Since when the hell did keeping semen covered clothes become a custom among Muslim/Hindu/Indian/Pakistanis? First I've heard of it and personally its disgusting. :lol:

Either she's protesteth-ing too much or Shoaibs' in some shoit now. :wenger:
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Even ive never heard of it.

Maybe sultan should shed some light on this :D :lol:
 
Its days like this that I think cops should be paid more -- what the feck kind of job is it to look at some cricket player's cum?
 
They've just used her discarded sari as a cum-rag and the mucky bitch has simply failed to wash it since.
 
Dumpstar said:
Since when the hell did keeping semen covered clothes become a custom among Muslim/Hindu/Indian/Pakistanis? First I've heard of it and personally its disgusting. :lol:

Either she's protesteth-ing too much or Shoaibs' in some shoit now. :wenger:
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She has gone to the Monica Lewinsky school of keeping semen covered clothes :lol:
 
This has been headline news here in India now for days. It's hilarious :lol:

Sania to have a 2nd failed marriage attempt in a year?
 
wr8_utd said:
This has been headline news here in India now for days. It's hilarious :lol:

Sania to have a 2nd failed marriage attempt in a year?
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Its will give flat chest women of the world hope. They dont have the world at the palm of their hands. :p
 
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