Date: Sun, 19 Oct 2007 06:30:17 +0530.
> >Sydney radio -
> >This is a corker. Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and
> >hearing this.
> >Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
> >The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.
> >The game is Called "Mate Match".
> >The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously
> >involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then
> >asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
> >The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone
> >number) for verification.
> >If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both
> >win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the
> >Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest
> >thing you've heard yet.
> >Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have
> >you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
> >
> >
> >Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're
> >giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First
> >only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
> >Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what
> >is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at
> >work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian!
> >Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first
> >question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock
> >this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly)
> >"Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10
> >minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have
> >said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
> >Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question.
> >Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this Morning?
Brian: (laughing hard)
> >"I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
> >Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for
> >a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was
> >in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen
> >table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous
> >hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this
> >wife''s work number and call her up. You listen to this."
[3 minutes of
> >commercials follow. ]
DJ: "Okay audience; let' s call Sara, shall we?"
> >(touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around
> >there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she."
> >DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
> >I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sara: (laughing)
> >"A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
> >Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... Do you
> >know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
> >Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing)
> >"Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah
> >yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers
> >match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast
> >for 5 days on us.
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "all right. When did you last
> >have sex, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went
> >to work."
DJ: "What time?"
> >Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did
> >it last?"
Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I
> >am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question,
> >Sara. You are one question away From a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you
> >ready?"
> >Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sara: "OH MY GOD,
> >BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
> >DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
Sara: "Well..."
DJ: Come on
> >Sara..... where did you have it?
Sara: "Up the ar$e....."
After a long
> >pause, the DJ said,
> >"Folks, we need to take a station break" And, the drivers of Sydney almost
> >crashed their cars laughing!
> >Sydney radio -
> >This is a corker. Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and
> >hearing this.
> >Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
> >The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.
> >The game is Called "Mate Match".
> >The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously
> >involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then
> >asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
> >The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone
> >number) for verification.
> >If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both
> >win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the
> >Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest
> >thing you've heard yet.
> >Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have
> >you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
> >
> >
> >Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're
> >giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First
> >only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
> >Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what
> >is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at
> >work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian!
> >Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first
> >question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock
> >this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly)
> >"Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10
> >minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have
> >said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
> >Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question.
> >Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this Morning?
Brian: (laughing hard)
> >"I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
> >Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for
> >a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was
> >in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen
> >table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous
> >hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this
> >wife''s work number and call her up. You listen to this."
[3 minutes of
> >commercials follow. ]
DJ: "Okay audience; let' s call Sara, shall we?"
> >(touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around
> >there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she."
> >DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
> >I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sara: (laughing)
> >"A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
> >Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... Do you
> >know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
> >Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing)
> >"Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah
> >yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers
> >match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast
> >for 5 days on us.
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "all right. When did you last
> >have sex, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went
> >to work."
DJ: "What time?"
> >Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did
> >it last?"
Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I
> >am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question,
> >Sara. You are one question away From a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you
> >ready?"
> >Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sara: "OH MY GOD,
> >BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
> >DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
Sara: "Well..."
DJ: Come on
> >Sara..... where did you have it?
Sara: "Up the ar$e....."
After a long
> >pause, the DJ said,
> >"Folks, we need to take a station break" And, the drivers of Sydney almost
> >crashed their cars laughing!
