The worst music ever

Sarni

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Give me some of the worst and most annoying songs ever. My neighbor woke me up three times yesterday, deliberately, and I missed my school tomorrow because of that.

Today is a great opportunity to pay the fecker back. I'm going to cinema for Bond's premiere at 0.07. I will leave my computer on with some of the most annoying songs ever, in one playlist, on my iTunes, maximum volume.

Suggestions.

So far I got this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yVebsKnwyg. Annoying as feck.
 


Warning. This might cause him a heart attack.
 
Chico Time, Cheeky Girls, Bombalurina, Aqua, Cartoons, Cotton Eyed Joe, Fog on the Tyne, most of Stock Aitken and Waterman's back catalogue and most football records.
 
Or in case you didn't know that the bird is the word

 
James Blunt. "Beautiful" at my neighbours kept me up one nice summer night after an very exhausting day.
 
Giggsy PO said:


Warning. This might cause him a heart attack.
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I really like that jewish one , it has a peculiar calming effect. I think this first one by Giggsy PO is to wonderful to describe in words.
 
A lot of the stuff posted is poor but the worst music ever? No way.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Anal cnut with their smash hit, "I lit your baby on fire".

WARNING: the lyrics are almost as offensive as the music.

 
duffer wins!!!! no doubts lol, that was horrific beyond comparison to anything I have ever experienced, anywhere ever.
 
Mr Darcy said:
duffer wins!!!! no doubts lol, that was horrific beyond comparison to anything I have ever experienced, anywhere ever.
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You one of those artists who never listens to their own stuff?
 


Now that's annoying. It's been playing on my iTunes for the past 10 minutes and I feel like eating my head.
 
duffer said:
WARNING: the lyrics are almost as offensive as the music.
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The music is just boring, and the lyrics are only slightly more offensive than an average episode of The Simpsons. But Anal cnut have written some really offensive lyrics in their time.
 
I opted with some of the Jewish music mixed with Turkish and Kelly Family.

I will repeat it each time they decide to wake me up. I'm creating a playlist based on songs mentioned in this thread now.
 
pillory said:
The music is just boring, and the lyrics are only slightly more offensive than an average episode of The Simpsons. But Anal cnut have written some really offensive lyrics in their time.
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Hmm, well I had heard of Anal cnut before but I have done a bit more rooting. Pretty impressive. Or not.

http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

Such favourites as 'I snuck a retard into a sperm bank', 'I made fun of you cause your kid just died' and 'You were too ugly to rape, so I beat the shit out of you.'
 
I must admit I actually laugh at some of their lyrics, but some of them are just sickening, like "Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail" and "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" (about Eric Clapton).
 
Crustanoid said:
Neil Diamond
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Any time Cracklin Rose is on the radio,it gets turned up to full volume in my car. Neil Diamond is a legend. The original folk singer in the Village who taught Dylan a few things along the way.
 
I was about to say anything by the White Stripes, because it is so god awful if you care for rhythm sections, but it might actually be decent if you hear it through a wall.

Kudos to the bird is the word, good shout :lol:
 
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