Pretty much all the players have had a close shave, with a V at the back.
Proper bonding after Newcastle last weekend.
Proper bonding after Newcastle last weekend.
The team haircut
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
Very much threadworthy. However someone already did it better.
I’ve heard they all go Garnacho for next game
Pretty sure Leeds have a team of man-buns
Eriks punishment for the Newcastle game
A bit disappointed in him. I mean he ran a marathon with the team to show they’re all together but he couldn’t be arsed to get a team haircut?
Linedalof has not had a haircut
Licha’s is terrible. You have to get it faded in - there’s no blend to it. Look at Toney’s — much better.
They should all be bald
Would be so much better, completely bald, eyebrows and everything gone, then wax everything and paint a line on the skull and they will look like shiny cocks in shirts. Would like that
If I could, I would ask Antony where he gets his hair done, I need to take my dog for a haircut this spring also.
Neither has Macguire
He gets skinned in most games though.
They all need brazilian cut.
pics
I prefer my players to be bald or balding and reet angry at the world about it.
Are you watching finalissima?
Do you often think about shiny cocks?
Sadly no. I have worse thing to do.
Fred did have the best hair in the team. He left it get too long though.
Sell him.
Sell him.
Yeah, great player but I have no idea what he asks for at the barber.
Moved to the General in 3...2...1...
Keep him. Best hair in the EPL….apart from Erik’s.
#POGshortBAckandsides
Ten Hag has been talking to Rooney about hair growth.
If you watched the last game you saw
I reckon Maguire would look better with dreadlocks.
Think he means this by the V style. This type of fade has been common for a long time though.
Martinez looks terrible.Think he means this by the V style. This type of fade has been common for a long time though.
Trying to think when the last time was that we had a player with a really great head of hair. Might've been Ronaldo's first stint.
This could be sorted if we sign Declan Rice this summer, I guess. Kid really has some great salad.
This could be sorted if we sign Declan Rice this summer, I guess. Kid really has some great salad.
Owen Hargreaves
They should all go for a Robbo 80’s perm 
Hargreaves is a good point.
Come to think if it, Blind deserves a shout too, but his was starting to go a bit when he was still with us
Come to think if it, Blind deserves a shout too, but his was starting to go a bit when he was still with us
Fellaini, surely
He had plenty of it, there's no doubt about that, but the style itself wasn't that impressive.
Someone tried to tell me Blind didn't have good hair recently. Just look at it, beautiful. I knew for sure that there was no God when he lost his hair.
When he looked like he had worms growing out of his head?