As some of the Mods may have noticed, the Redcafe School is now open. Can we have our little space? A mini-section? Or can the threads be stickied or something?
Thank You.
- The Headmaster.
Thank You.
- The Headmaster.
The Redcafe School
- Thread starter mehro
- Start date
Also, can we have tagline changes for the entire staff?
Thank You.
- The Headmaster.
Thank You.
- The Headmaster.
so can any caftard (like me) attend this school right away?
Yes. The school is open to all caf members who have access to the General Forum but the school is closed for the day right now. You're welcome to attend all classes when we reopen tomorrow.
Stop ignoring this, Wibble.
I have some birdseed for you all. Coo!
That's a schoolboy (pun intended) error you've made right there, Mehro. If your thread title had been "FAO Spastics, Re: The Redcafe School", you would have had more mods on here than you could swing your mortar board at.
But I've got birdseed for them. 
You'll only get Kristjan. Now if you had some otters of the rimmable nature...
mehro said:
Wibble: Weaste?
Weaste: Yes Wibs?
Wibble: Mehro's making stupid demands again.
Weaste: He and his pork sword can feck right off. Spastic!
Wibble: Yeah, we're dab hands at being fat and unhelpful, we are.
Weaste: That's right. Stupid cnuts can't go 5 minutes without whining for something. I've a right mind to ban the lot and delete the internet.
Wibble: It's very sexy when you're all assertive like that.
Weaste: Huh?
Wibble: Rim me?
Weaste: Yes!
Do we have Prefects at this school?
I was going to ask about a Head Boy, but the connatations of that name will open the flood gates to all sorts of innuendos.
I was going to ask about a Head Boy, but the connatations of that name will open the flood gates to all sorts of innuendos.
Wrong thread, Eric. Nevertheless your application has been accepted. You're our first Head Boy.
good one Suresh
Is mehro Drunk - that is the question???
Music Teacher & Deputy Headmaster
School Disciplinarian.
I wanna be a prefect. I want a badge and everything!!
Thanks for that sticky, mods. Can you un-sticky it now? All the "older" posters don't think it's as funny as the threads they start everyday.
mehro said:
Yes, nothing like another one of those 'brilliant' threads from Baz.
mehro said:
No!
I've decided to become headmaster, and I've exchanged my banning stick for a Cat O' Nine Tails. Bend over, pull down your pants, and bare you arse now! Be ready to cry like a girl and squeal like a pig.
Ouch!
WeasteDevil said:
I have a feeling you're going to be deluged with PM's from caftards claiming to have been bad and wanting to be punished.