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Gaming The RedCafe NBA Simulation 34/35 | Season Review + Draft | This will never end (FALSE) | BasketballGM
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By quickly I mean less information. The next update is going to be the end of the season
Keep going I'm nearly there...
I'm in a limbo franchise that's not good enough to win but not bad enough to tankWatch it or I'm going to set your age to 0.
No pedophile or rape jokes...
... I know what some of you are like
Okay I lied, one more update before going straight to the end of the season.
All teams in descending order of power ranking. Only players 60+ rating.
All teams in descending order of power ranking. Only players 60+ rating.
Okay I lied again, I might do a half-season update. I'm not a barbarian.
Edit: also I forgot this
Edit: also I forgot this
Another ring would fit nicely in the collection
You have passed BenitoSTARR for the #2 spot on the GOAT list.
31/32 Mid-Season Update
31/32 Trade Deadline + All Star Update
@BenitoSTARR @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @weetee @Heine
Slam Dunk Contest
3P Contest
All Star Game
Award Race
Trades
@BenitoSTARR @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @weetee @Heine
Slam Dunk Contest
3P Contest
All Star Game
Award Race
Trades
This is the year
Got this all star thingy locked down.
Wait, when did I leave the Pistons?
Highest plus-minus on the team somehow.
With zero points that is.
Winning 3p contest and all star-mvp is all I care for now - doesn‘t seem likely I’ll make it though.
Wtf, trading Primo?
31/32 End of Regular Season
31/32 End of Regular Season
@BenitoSTARR @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @weetee @Heine
Player Feats for days
@BenitoSTARR @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @weetee @Heine
Player Feats for days
my boy is on Sacramento, that's nice good for him. I won a ring there. Bet he doesn't.
Celtics look scary
31/32 Playoffs 1st Round - Part 1
31/32 Playoffs 1st Round - Part 2
I really hope I am not the only one finding it funny that we got both Pooh and Dick on the same team
6 Year old out
6 Year old out
How close is that 47 game Score to the highest we've had?
All time 47+ from Cafites (BenitoSTARR has the #1 of any player)
It seems like a lot, but we're talking the combined games of like 30 superstars over 15-20 year careers. 47 is really good.
- --63.8 BenitoSTARR
- --56.8 Pepper Bailly
- --56.6 Nobbers
- --54.1 hobbers
- --54.0 Nobbers
- --53.7 hobbers
- --53.6 hobbers
- --53.6 Solius
- --53.5 Heine
- --53.3 weeweetee
- --53.3 weeweetee
- --53.1 weeweetee
- --52.9 BenitoSTARR
- --52.9 Lil-Nut
- --52.8 weeweetee
- --52.5 Nobbers
- --52.2 BenitoSTARR
- --52.0 BenitoSTARR
- --51.8 weeweetee
- --51.5 hobbers
- --51.4 weeweetee
- --50.8 hobbers
- --50.8 hobbers
- --50.8 weeweetee
- --50.7 BenitoSTARR
- --50.6 hobbers
- --50.6 reelworld II
- --50.4 weeweetee
- --50.3 weeweetee
- --50.2 The Cub
- --49.9 Solius
- --49.9 weeweetee
- --49.8 hobbers
- --49.7 SebJr
- --49.6 oneniltothearsenal
- --49.6 Nobbers
- --49.6 weeweetee
- --49.5 Solius
- --49.5 Sonius
- --49.5 weeweetee
- --49.4 reelworld II
- --49.3 Solius
- --49.1 Lil-Nut
- --49.1 hobbers
- --49.1 Nobbers
- --49.1 weeweetee
- --48.9 BenitoSTARR
- --48.9 hobbers
- --48.9 weeweetee
- --48.8 Two Nil
- --48.6 hobbers
- --48.6 The Cub
- --48.4 Solius
- --48.3 BenitoSTARR
- --48.3 Heine
- --48.3 weeweetee
- --48.2 BenitoSTARR
- --48.2 BenitoSTARR
- --48.2 Two Nil
- --48.1 BenitoSTARR
- --48.1 Nobbers
- --48.1 weeweetee
- --48.0 hobbers
- --47.9 Solius
- --47.9 Solius
- --47.9 Nobbers
- --47.8 BenitoSTARR
- --47.8 P-Nut
- --47.8 Nobbers
- --47.8 reelworld II
- --47.7 P-Nut
- --47.7 weeweetee
- --47.5 BenitoSTARR
- --47.4 hobbers
- --47.4 Two Nil
- --47.3 hobbers
- --47.3 Solius
- --47.3 Solius
- --47.3 Nobbers
- --47.3 weeweetee
- --47.3 Lil-Nut
- --47.1 Solius
- --47.1 P-Nut
- --47.1 Lil-Nut <---------------------------- versus the Nuggets (for the Timberwolves)
- --47.0 P-Nut <--------------------------- versus the Timberwolves (for the Nuggets)
- --47.0 weeweetee
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That's great and all but what about rebounds
Also this 47.1 was in the playoffs, which is a significantly smaller pool of performances. Nobbers' 54.0 is the best Cafite playoff performance.
I'm going to a full reckoning of all this shit when the Experiment ends, but suffice it to say that you have 8 out of the 10 "game highs per season", which means that there will be only one game per season. So 2009 only shows up with 36 in one game, when you might have had 35, 34 or 33, which the rest of the top 10 consists of, in other games .
sontodevil has the highest.
31/32 Playoffs 2nd Round
Phoenix are too strong.
31/32 Playoffs - Conference Finals
31/32 Playoffs Conference Finals
@Heine @P-Nut @The Cat
Lil-Nut taking the most shots is definitely the only chance the Timberwolves have of winning this series. Honestly he should probably be taking more than 21, and of course he will need to actually hit some of them.
Kerry Kittles, Fat Lever and Donald Hodge is an all-time trio of names.
30 shots this time! Definitely moving in the right direction. The Cub with 10 points deep from the bench too. I mean, it's still the Phoenix Suns, but allow me to maintain the illusion of a competitive tie.
38 shots for Lil-Nut, and Minnesota take game 3! Can we see 40+? Heine's injury makes that more likely, as he's a strong defensive presence for the Suns. They usually don't need it.
"Only" 30-5-15 from Lil-Nut this time, with 6 turnovers. But it's 2-2! The Cub also makes the most of his limited minutes.
Well, this one is over.
40 points from Jordan, but it's not enough! Is it truly possible that Heine was the glue that kept this Phoenix side together? My immediate reaction is to say "lol no", but...
@Heine @P-Nut @The Cat
Lil-Nut taking the most shots is definitely the only chance the Timberwolves have of winning this series. Honestly he should probably be taking more than 21, and of course he will need to actually hit some of them.
Kerry Kittles, Fat Lever and Donald Hodge is an all-time trio of names.
30 shots this time! Definitely moving in the right direction. The Cub with 10 points deep from the bench too. I mean, it's still the Phoenix Suns, but allow me to maintain the illusion of a competitive tie.
38 shots for Lil-Nut, and Minnesota take game 3! Can we see 40+? Heine's injury makes that more likely, as he's a strong defensive presence for the Suns. They usually don't need it.
"Only" 30-5-15 from Lil-Nut this time, with 6 turnovers. But it's 2-2! The Cub also makes the most of his limited minutes.
Well, this one is over.
40 points from Jordan, but it's not enough! Is it truly possible that Heine was the glue that kept this Phoenix side together? My immediate reaction is to say "lol no", but...
31/32 Playoffs Conference Finals
@Heine @P-Nut @The Cat
Lil-Nut taking the most shots is definitely the only chance the Timberwolves have of winning this series. Honestly he should probably be taking more than 21, and of course he will need to actually hit some of them.
Kerry Kittles, Fat Lever and Donald Hodge is an all-time trio of names.
30 shots this time! Definitely moving in the right direction. The Cub with 10 points deep from the bench too. I mean, it's still the Phoenix Suns, but allow me to maintain the illusion of a competitive tie.
38 shots for Lil-Nut, and Minnesota take game 3! Can we see 40+? Heine's injury makes that more likely, as he's a strong defensive presence for the Suns. They usually don't need it.
"Only" 30-5-15 from Lil-Nut this time, with 6 turnovers. But it's 2-2! The Cub also makes the most of his limited minutes.
Well, this one is over.
40 points from Jordan, but it's not enough! Is it truly possible that Heine was the glue that kept this Phoenix side together? My immediate reaction is to say "lol no", but...
Wow. What a turnup.
Oh, ffs
It was you all along