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nimic said:
2028 NBA Final

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

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Preview

Last 5 meetings

Phoenix Suns 95-101 Boston Celtics
Phoenix Suns 103-96 Boston Celtics
Phoenix Suns 109-114 Boston Celtics
Phoenix Suns 106-78 Boston Celtics
Phoenix Suns 119-117 Boston Celtics

Last 10 seasons

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Boston Celtics
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Finalists

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Bright. Future. Suns.

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Playoff stats

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Playoff leaders

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27/28 Season Review
27/28 Season Review

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine


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Final Standings

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Awards

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Combined stats

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Feats

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League News

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Draft Preview

Expected top 10

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NBA Finalists Boston Celtics casually picking up the 1st, 7th and 8th picks in this draft.

Draft Lottery

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League History

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MJ had better stats than Flagg in the Finals no?
 
hobbers said:
Why are the regens consistently so much better than the originals
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Because I made many of them younger. Some old-timey players were well into their mid 20s by the time they joined the league, which really doesn't work well with the game since age is such a massive factor to decide potential. I picked 19 because that seemed like a common age for rookies (or rather, they turn 20 between the draft and their first season). There's also luck involved, of course. Magic Johnson is "just" 61/70, Jerry West is 61/68, Ray Felix is 58/69, Yao Ming 61/73, Tony Parker 58/69, etc.

It's just that Phoenix in particular really lucked out on both draft picks and rookie improvement. Cooper Flagg was the 17th pick, and has gone 42 > 52 > 65 > 76 in overall rating since getting drafted in 2025.
 
That -11 for my feelings about the team performance is very kind.
 
nimic said:
Why does the view counter go from thousands to millions? What are we even doing here if I can't access the dopamine rush of increasing thread views?
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The real MJ started lurking
 
@Solius I didn't notice that you re-signed right back with the Pacers before right at the end of free agency. Do you want to stay there? Not a lot of teams have any money left, but I could let you trade places with someone who also signed for a fair amount of money. It won't be a great team, but no great team had any money anyway.

Your options (if leaving) are: Milwaukee Bucks, Philadelphia 76ers, Charlotte Hornets, Washington Wizards or Cleveland Cavaliers. Other than that, the Portland Trailblazers and New Orleans Pelicans can just straight up afford you without a swap - Edit: let's say the San Antonio Spurs as well, for old times sake.
 
2028 Draft and Free Agency
2028 Draft and Free Agency

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Okay guys, get ready! You're nearing the ends of your careers, some of you more rapidly than others, so prepare for a lot of red in the next few season previews. Now it's all about grabbing as much glory as you can on your way out. Particularly since I seeded the league with a stupid amount of up-and-coming legends.

Draft

Wilt and Shaq, future Boston legends.

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Free Agency

Sonius signed with the San Antonio Spurs for $33.03M/yr through 2033.
SebJr is yet to find a new team :(



Trades

The Cub (Nuggets)
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Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks)
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weeweetee (Pistons)
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Nobbers & BenitwoSTARRLET (Nets), sontodevil (Heat)
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Lil' V.O. (Kings) - cheeky Tim Duncan acquisition.
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sontodevil (Heat) - a 34-year old Center might not be the most exciting get, but he essentially cost a single 2nd round pick and an unplayable 28-year old.
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Skizzo & Sonius (Spurs), weeweetee (Pistons)
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Dan II (76ers), Skizzo & Sonius (Spurs) - Spurs embracing the old.
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weeweetee (Pistons) - Pistons embracing the young.
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sontodevil (Heat), Skizzo & Sonius (Spurs) - Spurs embracing the young after all?
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Nobbers & BenitwoSTARRLET - I have no words
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Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks), Pepper Bailly (Bucks)
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Lil-Nut & Stobzilla II (Timberwolves)
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Up next: Season Preview
 
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A league without the assist king is probably a sad place.
 
Hoping to see lots of green on these teammates!
 
28/29 Season Preview Part 1
28/29 Season Preview Part 1

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Power Rankings

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Team Finances and Strategy

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Preview

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Just to test whether anyone reads these, I am going to comment solely in RedCafe smilies.

SebJr - No Team
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Nobbers & BenitwoSTARRLET - Brooklyn Nets (53-29, 1st Round)
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:lol:


The Cub - Denver Nuggets (31-51)
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:+1: :confused:


weeweetee - Detroit Pistons (45-37, 1st Round)
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:cool:


Dr. Junior - Memphis Grizzlies (53-29, Conference Finals)
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:smirk:


sontodevil - Miami Heat (38-44)
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Pepper Bailly - Milwaukee Bucks (46-36, 1st Round)
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:+1::nono:
 
We made all these moves, exchanging picks. Only to end up with a shitter team. nimics emoji summary is correct.
 
28/29 Season Preview Part 2
28/29 Season Preview Part 2

@P-Nut @V.O. @Heine @Skizzo @Solius @Dan @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @Stobzilla

Lil-Nut - Minnesota Timberwolves (45-37, 1st Round)
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;)


Two Nil & reelworld II - New York Knicks (65-17, Conference Finals)
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Heine - Oklahoma City Thunder (54-28, 2nd Round)
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:smirk:


Dan II - Philadelphia 76ers (41-41)
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:smirk::p


Sonius & Skizzlet - San Antonio Spurs (18-64)
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Lil' V.O. - Sacramento Kings (47-35, 1st Round)
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Up next: The Rest
 
My team doesn't look so young now, but still doesn't look capable of challenging. All hopes on Iverson turning into a phenom
 
I start seeing what others thought about the glory days as I like to call them
 
28/29 30-Game Update
28/29 30-Game Update

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Standings

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Award Race

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Trades

Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks)
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Dan II (76ers)
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Lil-Nut & Stobzilla II (Timberwolves)
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The Cub (Nuggets)
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Lil-Nut & Stobzilla II (Timberwolves)
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Here are the new Phoenix Suns. Almost certainly the first time a team has their entire starting eleven at 70+ rating, and certainly for 74+. They did trade away a lot of depth, though:

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That Suns look like they could do with a veteran who provides lots of assists...
 
hobbers said:
It's your duty to make sure Jordan does not renew with Phoenix.

Like with Spurs there should be no way they can afford Flagg, Primo, Wenbanyama and Jordan.
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The dynasty is for sure breaking up at some point. Jordan and Primo both warrant $45million contracts. Also with that many stars, someone is going to play less than they want. But also an injury or two would really mess with their playoff runs.
 
2029 All Star Weekend Part 1
2029 All Star Weekend Part 1

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

The Cub (Nuggets > Timberwolves), Lil-Nut & Stobzilla II (Timberwolves) - it's a brand new triumvirate!
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Conference Standings

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League Leaders

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Trades

Dan II (76ers)
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Lil-Nut, The Cub & Stobzilla II (Timberwolves)
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Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks)
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Heine (Thunder)
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All Star Game

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The West wins - as usual. Lil-Nut with his first All Star MVP!

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Up Next: Slam Dunk and Three Point Contests

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