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6-35 on the road. Feel sorry for any travelling fans :lol:
 
I must have been injured 2/3 of the season. :nervous: And no, I don‘t wanna know actually.
 
Who the hell have Milwaukee and Phile got on their rosters?
 
hobbers said:
Who the hell have Milwaukee and Phile got on their rosters?
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altodevil said:
Milwaukee are stacked I think - Melo et al
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If Melo re-signs then that Bucks team gonna three-peat.
 
So weird, I thought Seattle was in for a top 3 draft pick and somehow I dragged that team to the playoffs.
 
2006 Playoffs - 1st Round
2006 Playoffs Round 1

Let's get this show on the road. Or at home, if you finished top 4 in your conference.

Here's the bracket, for those of you that forgot about it since 10 posts ago:

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I'm trying it with more game-by-game stats this time, because feck knows I don't already spend enough time on this nonsense. The thread has 57k views, but that's probably one view for every time I've tagged you guys.

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Philadelphia - Orlando 109-89 | @Solius: 22/7/6
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New York - Atlanta 111-87 | @BenitoSTARR: 29/7/2
Chicago - Charlotte 116-91 | @hobbers: 20/6/11
Minnesota - Sacramento 108-90 | @The Cat: 17/10/2
Denver - Los Angeles C 107-93 | @Dr. Dwayne: 35/9/5
Los Angeles L - Seattle: 100-66 | @altodevil: 13/20/1 - @oneniltothearsenal: 4/14/7

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Philadelphia - Orlando 88-106 | @Solius: 28/6/9
New York - Atlanta 113-110 | @BenitoSTARR: 34/5/8
Chicago - Charlotte 102-95 | @hobbers: 32/9/14
Minnesota - Sacramento 103-87 | @The Cat: 14/5/4
Denver - Los Angeles C 108-86 | @Dr. Dwayne: 33/10/3
Los Angeles L - Seattle: 113-81 | @altodevil: 2/23/4 - @oneniltothearsenal: 25/10/3

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Philadelphia - Orlando 70-96 | @Solius: 18/1/8
New York - Atlanta 110-94 | @BenitoSTARR: 28/6/12
Chicago - Charlotte 96-86 | @hobbers: 11/13/12
Minnesota - Sacramento 107-86 | @The Cat: 11/15/3
Denver - Los Angeles C 112-103 | @Dr. Dwayne: 30/10/1
Los Angeles L - Seattle: 82-70 | @altodevil: 5/20/1 - @oneniltothearsenal: 10/10/8

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Philadelphia - Orlando 88-110 | @Solius: 25/3/10
New York - Atlanta 103-84 | @BenitoSTARR: 30/11/11
Chicago - Charlotte 99-78 | @hobbers: 20/5/8
Minnesota - Sacramento 111-96 | @The Cat: 21/12/6
Denver - Los Angeles C 93-105 | @Dr. Dwayne: 14/4/5
Los Angeles L - Seattle: 98-94 | @altodevil: 4/22/1 - @oneniltothearsenal: 31/12/3

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Philadelphia - Orlando 101-69 | @Solius: 8/3/5
Denver - Los Angeles C 103-85 | @Dr. Dwayne: 31/16/7

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Philadelphia - Orlando 93-112 | @Solius: 37/8/15

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Two more Cafite-matchups! altodevil and the Lakers will face Dr. Dwayne and the Nuggets in the West, and BenitoSTARR and the Knicks will face Solius and the Magic in the East. The Cat is probably in for an even series against the Mavericks.
 
Why am I in this god forsaken dump

Officially my prime years wasted on these cretins
 
2006 Playoffs - 2nd Round
2006 Playoffs Round 2

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Minnesota - Dallas 113-100 | @The Cat: 15/9/5
Los Angeles - Denver 103-77 | @altodevil: 2/5/0 (1stl/1blk) | @Dr. Dwayne: 10/6/2
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New York - Orlando 106-100 | @BenitoSTARR: 21/9/12 (1stl/9blk) | @Solius: 30/2/8 (1stl/2blk)

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Minnesota - Dallas 119-87 | The Cat: 13/10/1 (3blk)
Los Angeles - Denver 111-100 | altodevil: 6/29/4 (3stl/6blk) | Dr. Dwayne 22/10/6 (1stl)
New York - Orlando 113-91 | BenitoSTARR: 40/6/10 (8blk) | Solius: 26/4/7 (2stl/2blk)

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Minnesota - Dallas 99-92 | The Cat: 21/11/4 (1stl/3blk)
Los Angeles - Denver 89-98 | altodevil: 5/24/1 (2stl/2lk) | Dr. Dwayne: 36/4/7 (3stl)
New York - Orlando 91-95 | BenitoSTARR: 28/11/10 (1stl/3blk) | Solius: 33/3/9 (2stl/3blkl)

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Minnesota - Dallas 112-96 | The Cat: 23/7/2 (4blk)
Los Angeles - Denver 102-78 | altodevil: 6/24/0 (4stl/8blk) | Dr. Dwayne: 9/6/2 (6stl)
New York - Orlando 113-120 | BenitoSTARR: 17/6/17 (8blk) | Solius: 46/6/9 (2stl/5blk)

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Los Angeles - Denver 87-80 | altodevil: 6/30/3 (1stl/10blk) | Dr. Dwayne: 25/5/5 (2stl)
New York - Orlando 99-104 | BenitoSTARR: 34/12/10 (1stl/6blk) | Solius: 33/5/10 (2stl/1blk)

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New York - Orlando 111-97 | BenitoSTARR: 39/5/9 (10blk) | Solius: 23/1/8 (2stl/1blk)

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New York - Orlando 99-119 | BenitoSTARR: 28/6/8 (1stlk/4blk) | Solius: 40/6/12 (5stl/3blk)

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2006 Playoffs - Conference Finals
2006 Playoffs Conference Finals

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Los Angeles - Minnesota 88-96 | @altodevil: 2/29/1 (5stl/7blk) | @The Cat: 17/12/6 (1stl/3blk)
Chicago - Orlando 109-102 | @Solius: 31/6/11 (2stl/2blk)

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Los Angeles - Minnesota 91-101 | altodevil: 2/29/0 (6stl/7blk) | The Cat: 15/19/3 (2stl)
Chicago - Orlando 107-98 | Solius: 39/4/7 (3stl/1blk)
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Chicago's 2nd best player
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Los Angeles - Minnesota 105-100 | altodevil: 4/24/4 (1stl/11blk) | The Cat: 18/11/2 (1stl/1blk)
Chicago - Orlando 82-96 | Solius: 46/7/7 (3stl)

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Los Angeles - Minnesota 88-94 | altodevil: 3/22/2 (10stl/4blk) | The Cat: 13/14/4 (2stl/2blk)
Chicago - Orlando 95-105 | Solius: 38/5/11 (3stl/1blk)

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Los Angeles - Minnesota 96-89 | altodevil: 2/32/0 (3stl/11blk) | The Cat: 15/9/4
Chicago - Orlando 70-99 | Solius: 32/6/10 (3blk)

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Los Angeles - Minnesota 86-90 | altodevil: 4/23/2 (1stl/13blk) | The Cat: 17/13/6 (1stl)
Chicago - Orlando 111-108 | Solius: 42/5/10 (1stl/3blk)

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Chicago - Orlando 90-81 | Solius: 29/6/10 (4stl)


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God fecking dammit - robbed of Solius v altodevil.
 
2006 Playoffs - NBA Final
2006 NBA Final

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Chicago (0) - Minnesota (1) 89-105 | The Cat: 11/9/3 (4blk)

Chicago (0) - Minnesota (2) 91-106 | The Cat: 14/3/5 (4blk)

Chicago (0) - Minnesota (3) 91-108 | The Cat: 13/14/3 (3blk)

Chicago (1) - Minnesota 104-103 (3) | The Cat: 27/10/2

Chicago (2) - Minnesota 116-106 (3) | The Cat: 14/10/3 (2blk)

Chicago (2) - Minnesota (4) 92-112 | The Cat: 31/6/2 (3blk)

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Congratulations to @The Cat, he's our first three-time Cafite NBA Champion! I guess he didn't need Solius and @weetee after all, though I'm sure he still misses them.

Playoff stats:
  1. @BenitoSTARR: 30/8/10 (1stl/7blk)
  2. @Dr. Dwayne: 25/8/4 (2stl)
  3. @Solius: 31/5/9 (2stl/2blk)
  4. @The Cat: 17/11/4 (1stl/2blk)
  5. @altodevil: 4/24/1 (4stl/7blk)
  6. @hobbers: 21/8/11 (2stl/3blk)
  7. @oneniltothearsenal: 18/12/5 (2stl/2blk)

Best Game:
  1. BenitoSTARR: 43.4 GameScore on 40/12/17 (1stl/10blk) in a 111-97 win over the Orlando Magic in the 2nd Round
  2. Dr. Dwayne: 31.2 GmSc on 35/9/5 in a 107-93 win over the Los Angeles Clippers in the 1st Round
  3. Solius: 43.9 GmSc on 46/6/9 (2stl/5blk) in a 120-113 win over the New York Knicks in the 2nd Round
  4. The Cat: 25.3 GmSc on 21/12/6 (1stl/3blk) in a 111-96 win over the Sacramento Kings in the 1st Round
  5. altodevil: 27.6 GmSc on 6/30/3 (2stl/10blk) in an 87-80 win over the Denver Nuggets in the 2nd Round
  6. hobbers: 37.0 GmSc on 32/9/14 (4stl/4blk) in a 95-102 defeat to the Chicago Bulls in the 1st Round
  7. oneniltothearsenal: 28.2 GmSc on 31/12/3 (4stl/4blk) in a 94-98 defeat to the Los Angeles Lakers in the 1st Round
Season Review coming up, then Draft & Free Agency
 
05/06 Season Review
05/06 Season Review

Congratulations to The Cat and his Minnesota Timberwolves for winning the NBA! With altodevil, hobbers, BenitoSTARR and Solius in it, as well as two very strong non-Cafite teams in the East (Bucks and 76ers), this was quite the upset!

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Final regular season standings

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Awards

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Lots of Cafite recognition here! altodevil and hobbers in the All-Defensive 1st Team as always, with oneniltothearsenal making the 3rd team. hobbers, Solius, BenitoSTARR and altodevil make it an almost all-Cafite All-League 1st Team, with oneniltothearsenal in the 2nd and P-Nut, reelworld and Dr. Dwayne making the 3rd Team.

We also have yet another Cafite MVP, hobbers winning his second one! On top of that altodevil (obviously) won Defensive Player of the Year, and The Cat was both Semifinals MVP and Finals MVP.

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Stats (click to expand) @weetee @sebsheep @reelworld @oneniltothearsenal @hobbers @altodevil @V.O. @The Cat @Stobzilla @Solius @Skizzo @Samid @Salt Bailly @P-Nut @Dr. Dwayne @Dan @BenitoSTARR

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Feats

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Imprisoned in a mirror

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We have to say goodbye to Stobzilla, but luckily he has a younger brother named Stobzilla II who was ready to step up for the sake of the family.

In completely unrelated news, I'll allow anyone below 60 rating to retire early if they want, and then your brother/son (depending on how old you are, we can't make it too weird) can come in the next draft, either identical or re-worked. You can't do this before 25 in any case. This time Stobzilla II just took his older brother's spot on the Grizzlies (though with a shorter contract), but that may or may not have been because I forgot to create him before the draft.

Coming up: Draft & Free Agency
 
When my son is eventually born I want him to be called Sonius.
 
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