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Shameful display.

Something as trivial as not actually playing the games never stopped big V.O.
 
Shameful display.

Something as trivial as not actually playing the games never stopped big V.O.

Dangers of slashing your endurance from 60 to 30.

I actually ran a little test with just endurance and it definitely makes players peak sooner
 
Dangers of slashing your endurance from 60 to 30.

I actually ran a little test with just endurance and it definitely makes players peak sooner

Yeah, I've gambled on it seeming like one of the stats that gains pretty solidly from natural development... There's absolutely a chance I end up as NBA Martial.
 
2015 Playoffs - 2nd Round
2015 Playoffs - 2nd Round

Forgot the tags for the 1st Round, so hopefully this round doesn't come as too much of a surprise to anyone.

@altodevil @Solius @Salt Bailly @hobbers @Skizzo @sebsheep

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After sweeping the 1-seed in the first round, sontodevil and Solius have the opportunity to go to a very unexpected conference finals. All they have to do is beat a significantly better team (for once the other Los Angeles team). It could be worse, though. They could be Salt Bailly having to beat the Washington Wizards. Our final Cafite match-up is hobbers & Skizzo as heavy favourites against the scrappy Miami Heat with SebJr playing an increasingly important role.

The non-Cafite match is the Dallas Mavericks taking on the reigning champions Utah Jazz.

Los Angeles Clippers
111
107
Memphis Grizzlies
sontodevil: 3/26/11 (6stl/8blk)
Solius: 45/1/5
Washington Wizards
115
79
Detroit Pistons
Salt Bailly: 7/6/0
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 19/5/6 (3stl)
Skizzo: DNP
105
95
Miami Heat
SebJr: 13/1/5 (1stl/1blk)

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Los Angeles Clippers
79
99
Memphis Grizzlies
sontodevil: 6/24/6 (3stl/6blk)
Solius: 25/4/2
Washington Wizards
121
108
Detroit Pistons
Salt Bailly: 4/1/1
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 19/6/15
Skizzo: DNP
108
97
Miami Heat
SebJr: 12/2/5


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Los Angeles Clippers
100
97
Memphis Grizzlies
sontodevil: 10/14/5 (4stl/3blk)
Solius: 15/2/7 (1stl/1blk)
Washington Wizards
108
91
Detroit Pistons
Salt Bailly: 2/4/3
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 22/5/10 (3stl)
Skizzo: DNP
122
128
Miami Heat
SebJr: 12/2/7 (1stl)


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Los Angeles Clippers
102
109
Memphis Grizzlies
sontodevil: 7/16/10 (2stl/3blk)
Solius: 35/4/8 (1stl)
Washington Wizards WIN!
110
107
Detroit Pistons LOSE!
Salt Bailly: 4/1/2
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 36/6/7 (2stl)
Skizzo: DNP
100
120
Miami Heat
SebJr: 9/1/7

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Los Angeles Clippers
105
91
Memphis Grizzlies
sontodevil: 0/18/6 (2stl/1blk)
Solius: 29/8/7 (2stl)
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 12/7/18 (2stl/1blk)
Skizzo: DNP
108
101
Miami Heat
SebJr: 16/1/3


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Los Angeles Clippers
89
100
Memphis Grizzlies
sontodevil: 10/32/9 (5stl/5blk)
Solius: 30/1/5 (2stl/2blk)
Boston Celtics WIN!
hobbers: 15/7/11
Skizzo: 0/0/0
114
101
Miami Heat LOSE!
SebJr: 6/0/2

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Los Angeles Clippers WIN!
99
90
Memphis Grizzlies LOSE!
sontodevil: 2/26/14 (3stl/5blk)
Solius: 7/0/0 injured

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We've only got one hope if we want a Cafite to win the championship - which I'm sure you're all hoping - hobbers and Robin Skizzo. They're up against a formidable team, though. I'd suggest the winner of this match is going to be the NBA Champion, but last year Utah came away with the rings anyway. And they're still around in the West.
 
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Also to add, Pepper Bailly is doing really well, and his only "crazy" stats are 100 in offensive IQ and 100 in dribbling. Otherwise it's all between 21 and 66 - and his overall rating is 65, which is the 45th highest in the league. So I'm not too worried about crazy builds, unless sontodevil wins 5 rings in a row. If he does, I'll delete him.
 
It's weird. You should have won, but also you shouldn't even have been there, but also it seems like you should have been there.
Glitched team.

Also you spoiled it!
 
Those 2 wins in a row gave me some hope. Got pretty far for me anyway.
 
2015 Playoffs - Conference Finals
2015 Playoffs Conference Finals

@hobbers @Skizzo

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Kevin Durant has been dominating the league for a while now, but he's yet to win his first ring. Will it come here? He'll be up against the reigning champions, the Utah Jazz. If the Wizards win, we could have a Washington dynasty on our hands. Will our Cafites be able to deal with him then?

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Lets go for another upset Utah. Keep this little cheat code bitch down.

Maybe we should speed sim until Durant gets run over by a bus or something.
 
While we get ready for the non-Cafite final, let's take a look at the Draft Lottery for the upcoming draft.

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Houston's only gone and gotten the #1 pick again! This time with a 8.8% chance. Lil' V.O. is about to get a Cafite teammate. Nobbers probably too, as his San Antonio picked up the #2 and #4 picks. If we get Dr. Dwayne's son in the draft there will be 4 Cafites in.
 
While we get ready for the non-Cafite final, let's take a look at the Draft Lottery for the upcoming draft.

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Houston's only gone and gotten the #1 pick again! This time with a 8.8% chance. Lil' V.O. is about to get a Cafite teammate. Nobbers probably too, as his San Antonio picked up the #2 and #4 picks. If we get Dr. Dwayne's son in the draft there will be 4 Cafites in.
ffs
 
While we get ready for the non-Cafite final, let's take a look at the Draft Lottery for the upcoming draft.

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Houston's only gone and gotten the #1 pick again! This time with a 8.8% chance. Lil' V.O. is about to get a Cafite teammate. Nobbers probably too, as his San Antonio picked up the #2 and #4 picks. If we get Dr. Dwayne's son in the draft there will be 4 Cafites in.

Had more luck with these two drafts than my original guy had in his whole career. A stacked 60-odd win team getting the first pick again ffs. :lol:
 
Dont even know which of the two to feel more sorry for if that happens.
 
I wouldn't be so quick to laugh. Nobbers' Spurs are currently $34 million below the salary cap (with no real expiring contracts), so there's also a non-zero chance you'll get to hang out with them too.

It's about time the game put together a proper caf superteam.

Though isnt this the last season I'll be at SA? I cant see nobbers sticking around unless there's a seismic shift in the team.
 
Houston lucky :eek: interesting to see if they want a SF or a C. They should be in win now and then weeweetee could be most interesting. San Antonio with potentially getting 2 cafites can build something strong from this draft.

I would be happy with being drafted by both those teams. Cavs look ok as well tbh

I can see basketball forums everywhere talking about a conspiracy trying to give Rockets a championship with 2 1st in a row while having Klay, Demarcus and Bismack (who is much better here than irl)
 
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v.o lucky shit, just like hobbers was. All comes out in the playoffs wash though.
 
Houston lucky :eek: interesting to see if they want a SF or a C. They should be in win now and then weeweetee could be most interesting. San Antonio with potentially getting 2 cafites can build something strong from this draft.

I would be happy with being drafted by both those teams. Cavs look ok as well tbh

I can see basketball forums everywhere talking about a conspiracy trying to give Rockets a championship with 2 1st in a row while having Klay, Demarcus and Bismack (who is much better here than irl)

If I knew how, and felt like spending a lot more time on this than I already do, I'd create like a fake /r/NBA front page for this stuff.
 
While we get ready for the non-Cafite final, let's take a look at the Draft Lottery for the upcoming draft.

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Houston's only gone and gotten the #1 pick again! This time with a 8.8% chance. Lil' V.O. is about to get a Cafite teammate. Nobbers probably too, as his San Antonio picked up the #2 and #4 picks. If we get Dr. Dwayne's son in the draft there will be 4 Cafites in.
Bucks is rebuilding without draft picks :lol: