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Also 16 point game, what a baller
Just noticed, failure in the matrix
Couldn't win a single playoff series to save my life in my prime. Now sailing through the playoffs for fun on my retirement tour.
2014 Playoffs Conference Finals
2014 Playoffs Conference Finals
@altodevil @hobbers @Skizzo @V.O.
What a thriller! We're going to game 7 for both series. Clearly there are no push-overs left in the playoffs.
We're missing out on another Cafite v Cafite NBA Final! That's quite surprising. Utah has done brilliantly, beating both the 1-seed and the 2-seed in their own conference. In the East we've got Boston, with hobbers and Skizzo hoping to vanquish some demons from the past. The NBA has been impossible to predict the last few years (see: Kevin Durant still hasn't won), so anything could happen here.
@altodevil @hobbers @Skizzo @V.O.
Lakers altodevil: 0/19/0 (1stl/blk) | 101 | 96 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 17/8/10 (1stl) Skizzo: DNP | 122 | 113 | Brooklyn V.O.: 17/3/8 (1stl/1blk) |
Lakers altodevil: 2/20/0 (3stl/6blk) | 96 | 103 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 18/3/6 (1stl/1blk) Skizzo: DNP | 103 | 107 | Brooklyn V.O.: 19/0/10 |
Lakers altodevil: 0/33/3 (5blk) | 87 | 83 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 16/6/8 (2stl) Skizzo: 2/1/2 (1stl) | 106 | 80 | Brooklyn V.O.: 6/1/12 (3stl) |
Lakers altodevil: 9/21/1 (2stl/7lblk) | 88 | 100 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 29/3/10 (2stl) Skizzo: DNP | 109 | 113 | Brooklyn V.O.: 12/2/6 |
Lakers altodevil: 5/19/0 (6stl/6blk) | 121 | 117 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 31/10/12 (2stl) Skizzo: 2/1/0 | 115 | 111 | Brooklyn V.O.: 17/0/13 (1blk) |
Lakers altodevil: 4/27/1 (5stl/6blk) | 92 | 100 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 34/5/6 Skizzo: 0/0/0 | 90 | 114 | Brooklyn V.O.: 19/0/12 |
What a thriller! We're going to game 7 for both series. Clearly there are no push-overs left in the playoffs.
Lakers (LOSE) altodevil: 8/24/0 (3stl/6blk) | 95 | 99 | Utah (WIN) |
Boston (WIN) hobbers: 20/2/14 Skizzo: 0/1/0 | 122 | 95 | Brooklyn (LOSE) V.O.: 2/3/9 |
We're missing out on another Cafite v Cafite NBA Final! That's quite surprising. Utah has done brilliantly, beating both the 1-seed and the 2-seed in their own conference. In the East we've got Boston, with hobbers and Skizzo hoping to vanquish some demons from the past. The NBA has been impossible to predict the last few years (see: Kevin Durant still hasn't won), so anything could happen here.
Meh at least my finals to finalsMVP ratio still good
Better than Kevin Durant, who is 0-4 in the NBA Final.
Is it safe to say I’m carrying @hobbers through the playoffs so far?
Pretty decent last ride, that. Took the champs elect to a decider.
Losing record when you don't play in that series, and winning record when you do. I think the evidence speaks for itself.
@nimic team sheet of Utah, please
They don't have the best players in the league, but it's a very deep team.
If only they had a Centre ...
2014 NBA Final
2014 NBA Final
@hobbers @Skizzo @V.O. @Dr. Dwayne @Stobzilla @sebsheep @BenitoSTARR @altodevil
Utah has done it, a shock victory! That's three first-time NBA Champions in a row, with New Jersey (Brooklyn), Dallas and now Utah. They were all underdogs in the final, as well.
Playoff stats
Playoff leaders
Dan and V.O. have already decided to retire and have their sons in the next draft. Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne and Solius will be eligible to have their sons join the draft without retiring, due to being 35+ next season (can still retire if you prefer, or of course just keep your guy). Skizzo and Samid are a couple seasons away from that, but may retire early if they want.
@hobbers @Skizzo @V.O. @Dr. Dwayne @Stobzilla @sebsheep @BenitoSTARR @altodevil
Utah has done it, a shock victory! That's three first-time NBA Champions in a row, with New Jersey (Brooklyn), Dallas and now Utah. They were all underdogs in the final, as well.
Playoff stats
Playoff leaders
Dan and V.O. have already decided to retire and have their sons in the next draft. Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne and Solius will be eligible to have their sons join the draft without retiring, due to being 35+ next season (can still retire if you prefer, or of course just keep your guy). Skizzo and Samid are a couple seasons away from that, but may retire early if they want.
Run it again
Just call me 50percent
I think I’ll give it one more season til Sonius, thanks @nimic
Never have I read a more beautiful series of posts on Murray field shitter
@nimic could you post Bucks team sheet? Is the team that bad to miss consecutive playoffs?
13/14 Season Review
13/14 Season Review
Playoffs
Final regular season standings
Awards
Both Nobbers and sontodevil make the All-Defensive Teams in their rookie season, as well as the All-Rookie Team. Other familiar faces in the All-Defensive Teams are altodevil and hobbers as always, plus The Cub. For All-League we only have hobbers and P-Nut in the First Team, but BenitoSTARR, sontodevil and altodevil in the Second Team and reelworld II and Solius in the Third Team. Not bad for a bunch of pensioners and kids.
Kevin Durant is MVP again, and altodevil is DPOTY again. Dr. Dwayne is the 3rd Cafite to win Sixth Man of the Year, after (since retired) reelworld and sebsheep. I can reveal that Samid and SebJr finished 2nd and 3rd in voting for that award. sontodevil is the Rookie of the Year, so congrats to him!
Regular season stats
Statistical feats
League news
Dan has retired!
V.O. has retired!
Future
In short, Houston will have the #1 pick in the upcoming draft. Sacramento owned the two best chances at #1 (from New Orleans and Oklahoma City), but they will have to settle for the 2nd and 4th pick. Ironically the pick that became #1 was their own pick.
Playoffs
Final regular season standings
Awards
Both Nobbers and sontodevil make the All-Defensive Teams in their rookie season, as well as the All-Rookie Team. Other familiar faces in the All-Defensive Teams are altodevil and hobbers as always, plus The Cub. For All-League we only have hobbers and P-Nut in the First Team, but BenitoSTARR, sontodevil and altodevil in the Second Team and reelworld II and Solius in the Third Team. Not bad for a bunch of pensioners and kids.
Kevin Durant is MVP again, and altodevil is DPOTY again. Dr. Dwayne is the 3rd Cafite to win Sixth Man of the Year, after (since retired) reelworld and sebsheep. I can reveal that Samid and SebJr finished 2nd and 3rd in voting for that award. sontodevil is the Rookie of the Year, so congrats to him!
Regular season stats
Statistical feats
League news
Dan has retired!
V.O. has retired!
Future
In short, Houston will have the #1 pick in the upcoming draft. Sacramento owned the two best chances at #1 (from New Orleans and Oklahoma City), but they will have to settle for the 2nd and 4th pick. Ironically the pick that became #1 was their own pick.
Forgot the tags again!
@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee
Also to restate this: Dan and V.O. have already decided to retire and have their sons in the next draft. Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne and Solius will be eligible to have their sons join the draft without retiring, due to being 35+ next season (can still retire if you prefer, or of course just keep your guy). Skizzo and Samid are a couple seasons away from that, but may retire early if they want.
@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee
Also to restate this: Dan and V.O. have already decided to retire and have their sons in the next draft. Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne and Solius will be eligible to have their sons join the draft without retiring, due to being 35+ next season (can still retire if you prefer, or of course just keep your guy). Skizzo and Samid are a couple seasons away from that, but may retire early if they want.
Just been down to my basement to check on PepperBailly. Looks like he's ready.
I never knew that's how they made pepper.
Wait til you see where mayo cums from.
How did Dan get into the hall of fame
That's a two time all star you're talking about, with a very long career.
It's a conspiracy.
@Salt Bailly let me know when little Pepper has spawned, I'll put him in the draft and run it.
On it now.
V.O. had a great career
2014 Draft and Free Agency
2014 Draft and Free Agency
Draft
First round: @V.O. @Salt Bailly
Second Round: @Dan
Free Agency
@altodevil has re-signed with the Los Angeles Lakers for $14.63M/yr through 2019 (when he'll be 40)
@hobbers has re-signed with the Boston Celtics for ($17.95M/yr through 2019 (him too!)
@Samid has left the tragic Charlotte Bobcats and chosen to sign with the Minnesota Timberwolves for $1.49M/yr through 2016 - putting him joint 5th for most different teams in NBA history at 10.
Trades @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @reelworld @hobbers @Stobzilla @The Cat @BenitoSTARR @Skizzo
We've got a lot of trades, so hold on to your hats or whatever.
P-Nut didn't get to enjoy the thought of being in Sacramento with rookie Pepper Bailly, as he's immediately sentenced to go hang out with reelworld II in Milwaukee.
The Raptors signing another FC to hang out with Two Nil. One pick isn't a lot.
The Spurs have been busy. Nobbers can decide for himself if it was good busy or bad busy. The first one at least seems like a good deal for Salt Bailly's Pistons.
Boston still has Anthony Davis and John Henson (and more!) at Center, so this seems like a crazy good deal. Acie Law plays in the same position as hobbers and Skizzo, but we're talking about players about to turn 36 and 33 respectively.
Seems like a win-win for the Thunder (The Cub) and the Kings (Pepper Bailly) - at least in the short term.
I think this is the Knicks future-proofing a bit. They do have Stobzilla II in the Center position, so this might not hurt his and BenitoSTARR's chances of being good.
Up Next: Season Preview for 2014/2015
Draft
First round: @V.O. @Salt Bailly
Second Round: @Dan
Free Agency
@altodevil has re-signed with the Los Angeles Lakers for $14.63M/yr through 2019 (when he'll be 40)
@hobbers has re-signed with the Boston Celtics for ($17.95M/yr through 2019 (him too!)
@Samid has left the tragic Charlotte Bobcats and chosen to sign with the Minnesota Timberwolves for $1.49M/yr through 2016 - putting him joint 5th for most different teams in NBA history at 10.
Trades @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @reelworld @hobbers @Stobzilla @The Cat @BenitoSTARR @Skizzo
We've got a lot of trades, so hold on to your hats or whatever.
P-Nut didn't get to enjoy the thought of being in Sacramento with rookie Pepper Bailly, as he's immediately sentenced to go hang out with reelworld II in Milwaukee.
The Raptors signing another FC to hang out with Two Nil. One pick isn't a lot.
The Spurs have been busy. Nobbers can decide for himself if it was good busy or bad busy. The first one at least seems like a good deal for Salt Bailly's Pistons.
Boston still has Anthony Davis and John Henson (and more!) at Center, so this seems like a crazy good deal. Acie Law plays in the same position as hobbers and Skizzo, but we're talking about players about to turn 36 and 33 respectively.
Seems like a win-win for the Thunder (The Cub) and the Kings (Pepper Bailly) - at least in the short term.
I think this is the Knicks future-proofing a bit. They do have Stobzilla II in the Center position, so this might not hurt his and BenitoSTARR's chances of being good.
Up Next: Season Preview for 2014/2015
Damn, managed to walk straight onto a playoff quality team with the first pick? That's a hell of a lot more luck than er, big V.O. ever had.
Also, godspeed to @Dan with his build of being an all time great at scoring without actually knowing what a basketball is.
Also, godspeed to @Dan with his build of being an all time great at scoring without actually knowing what a basketball is.
14/15 Season Preview - General
14/15 Season Preview General
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Pre-season Power Rankings
Team Finances and Strategy
Top Preview
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Pre-season Power Rankings
Team Finances and Strategy
Top Preview
Lakers dynasty over, time to pad stats and chill.
Once I retire, sontodevil will be a Laker.
Once I retire, sontodevil will be a Laker.
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Thinking one last season then introduce my son while I play one more with him in the league.
feck me a -6 drop. I’ll get to work producing a son.
might take a year