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[weetee]

At 59 overall, just be thankful you didn't have to buy a ticket.

 

[nimic]

@Skizzo and @reelworld, you two are eligible for early retirement since you're below 60 (barely, you're both 59). Mind you, you're also 27 and 26 years old respectively, so there's every chance you might still improve. Let me know what you want to do as we start getting into the playoffs. At least reelworld might want to see how it goes first, given you're in the playoffs. No reason to retire if you're set to compete for championships.

I'm a 5 time All Star!!

Don't listen to him, you've had decent career so far. He's just jealous.

 

[Skizzo]

@nimic I’ll see it out a bit longer. Waiting for that post-30 peak to hit.

 

[Solius]

@Skizzo and @reelworld, you two are eligible for early retirement since you're below 60 (barely, you're both 59). Mind you, you're also 27 and 26 years old respectively,

Basically like sending them to dignitas.

 

[reelworld]

@Skizzo and @reelworld, you two are eligible for early retirement since you're below 60 (barely, you're both 59). Mind you, you're also 27 and 26 years old respectively, so there's every chance you might still improve. Let me know what you want to do as we start getting into the playoffs. At least reelworld might want to see how it goes first, given you're in the playoffs. No reason to retire if you're set to compete for championships.




Don't listen to him, you've had decent career so far. He's just jealous.

I'll see it out a bit longer too @nimic

 

[reelworld]

Just realized that @BenitoSTARR, an SG lead the league in blocks ahead of @altodevil, a center. While @altodevil a center lead the league in steals .

 

[altodevil]

Easier to block smaller players

 

[nimic]

2009 Playoffs - 1st Round

@altodevil @P-Nut @oneniltothearsenal @The Cat @Stobzilla @Salt Bailly @BenitoSTARR @Solius @reelworld

Spoiler: Game 1

LA Lakers 90-99 Minnesota | altodevil: 4/29/1
Memphis 94-109 Phoenix | P-Nut: 32/2/9 | oneniltothearsenal: 33/14/13 + The Cat: 7/7/4
San Antonio 98-71 LA Clippers | Stobzilla II: 19/10/0 (playing injured)
Detroit 84-114 New York | Salt Bailly: 12/5/3 | BenitoSTARR: 38/8/7
Orlando 130-96 Washington | Solius: 40/14/11 + reelworld: 9/0/6

Washington's best player:

Spoiler: Game 2

LA Lakers 109-102 Minnesota | altodevil: 2/19/0 (injured)
Memphis 107-99 Phoenix | P-Nut: 28/1/11 | oneniltothearsenal: 21/15/10 + The Cat: 16/7/3
San Antonio 84-69 LA Clippers | Stobzilla II: 19/5/1
Detroit 116-76 New York | Salt Bailly: 5/6/2 | BenitoSTARR: 16/1/4
Orlando 98-104 Washington | Solius: 32/8/8 + reelworld: 15/2/10

Spoiler: Game 3

LA Lakers 108-101 Minnesota | altodevil: 2/14/1 (playing injured)
Memphis 98-77 Phoenix | P-Nut: 24/1/11 | oneniltothearsenal: 16/12/6 + The Cat: 12/8/6
San Antonio 100-98 LA Clippers | Stobzilla II: 11/12/3
Detroit 90-106 New York | Salt Bailly: 7/8/7 | BenitoSTARR: 32/8/10
Orlando 108-106 Washington | Solius: 25/8/9 + reelworld: 19/0/8

Spoiler: Game 4

LA Lakers 82-80 Minnesota | altodevil: 5/26/2 (playing injured)
Memphis 105-94 Phoenix | P-Nut: 37/3/16 | oneniltothearsenal: 11/7/11 (injured) + The Cat: 21/8/4
San Antonio 93-91 LA Clippers | Stobzilla II: 14/8/2
Detroit 101-108 New York | Salt Bailly: 14/7/2 | BenitoSTARR: 36/10/13
Orlando 136-130 Washington | Solius: 58/6/11 + reelworld: 22/2/11

Spoiler: Game 5

LA Lakers 106-87 Minnesota | altodevil: 2/23/0
Memphis 119-115 Phoenix | P-Nut: 44/5/12 | oneniltothearsenal: 14/12/16 (playing injured) + The Cat: 31/12/3
Detroit 117-115 New York | Salt Bailly: 17/13/5 | BenitoSTARR: 49/5/6
Orlando 116-89 Washington | Solius: 41/6/8 + reelworld 15/1/12

Spoiler: Game 6

Detroit 99-98 New York | Salt Bailly: 21/13/4 | BenitoSTARR: 31/9/12

Spoiler: Game 7

Detroit 75-113 New York: Salt Bailly: 7/8/1 | BenitoSTARR: 24/14/10

 

[Solius]

Ooof. 58. Is that a record for me?

 

[altodevil]

5/8 teams remaining with redcafe players

 

[altodevil]

Ooof. 58. Is that a record for me?

Still only won by 6

 

[Solius]

Still only won by 6

Shows the heavy lifting I’m doing.

 

[nimic]

Ooof. 58. Is that a record for me?

It is. It's the 2nd highest points scored by any of you, behind BenitoSTARR's 62. You had a 56 high before (and many others in the low 50s). It's also your first time with GameScore over 50, at 53.6.

You shot 9-11 from 3.

 

[reelworld]

@nimic just wondering why my player does not take as many shot? I thought with the shooting ability and offensive IQ stat I gave him he would at least try to shoot more

 

[nimic]

9-11 was an outside job.

 

[nimic]

@nimic just wondering why my player does not take as many shot? I thought with the shooting ability and offensive IQ stat I gave him he would at least try to shoot more

I think it basically boils down to @Solius. Also all 4 best players on your team are guards, and you're the 4th, so you're pretty much playing playmaker.

 

[Solius]

I think it basically boils down to @Solius. Also all 4 best players on your team are guards, and you're the 4th, so you're pretty much playing playmaker.

Soz @reelworld

 

[P-Nut]

Round 2 baby. Seems like this is a first in a long time

 

[nimic]

Round 2 baby. Seems like this is a first in a long time

First time ever for you. You've made the playoffs three times before, all times getting knocked out in the 1st Round. In 2004 by Dr. Dwayne's Denver Nuggets, In 2007 by Salt Bailly's Denver Nuggets, and in 2008 altodevil's Los Angeles Lakers.

 

[P-Nut]

First time ever for you. You've made the playoffs three times before, all times getting knocked out in the 1st Round. In 2004 by Dr. Dwayne's Denver Nuggets, In 2007 by Salt Bailly's Denver Nuggets, and in 2008 altodevil's Los Angeles Lakers.

Yeah thought it could be, but couldn't recall if I was missing one

 

[Stobzilla]

Suck it Clippers.

Texas derby incoming!

 

[BenitoSTARR]

feckIGN Chicago Bulls….

 

[The Cat]

Can feel retirement coming soon.

 

[weetee]

Aaaand back to b-ball…wasn‘t LeBron supposed to be godlike? Late bloomer?

 

[nimic]

Aaaand back to b-ball…wasn‘t LeBron supposed to be godlike? Late bloomer?

It's Kevin Durant in this timeline. He's going to cook you all eventually.

 

[nimic]

2009 Playoffs - 2nd Round

@altodevil @P-Nut @Stobzilla @BenitoSTARR @Solius @reelworld

Spoiler

Los Angeles 109-115 Memphis | altodevil: 0/0/0 (injured) | P-Nut: 45/0/13
Dallas 108-106 San Antonio | Stobzilla II: 7/4/11
Chicago 116-76 New York | BenitoSTARR: 11/3/7 (injured)
Orlando 110-104 Indiana | Solius: 42/13/9 + reelworld: 15/1/11

Spoiler

Los Angeles 104-95 Memphis | altodevil: 5/18/3 (playing injured) | P-Nut: 33/2/10
Dallas 92-99 San Antonio | Stobzilla II: 9/6/1
Chicago 107-91 New York | BenitoSTARR: 18/10/12
Orlando 116-92 Indiana | Solius: 40/5/3 + reelworld: 8/0/11

Spoiler

Los Angeles 91-85 Memphis | altodevil: 2/20/1 (playing injured) | P-Nut: 30/1/11
Dallas 133-104 San Antonio | Stobzilla II: 8/3/2
Chicago 113-112 New York | BenitoSTARR: 44/9/11
Orlando 111-103 Indiana | Solius: 51/8/7 + reelworld: 17/2/14

New York

Spoiler

Los Angeles 89-91 Memphis | altodevil: 4/21/0 (playing injured) | P-Nut: 30/2/10
Dallas 73-96 San Antonio | Stobzilla II: 6/8/0
Chicago 101-106 New York | BenitoSTARR: 41/14/6
Orlando 121-105 Indiana | Solius: 30/4/8 + reelworld: 20/0/12

New York

Spoiler

Los Angeles 102-74 Memphis | altodevil: 0/14/3 (playing injured) | P-Nut: 3/0/0 (injured)
Dallas 106-91 San Antonio | Stobzilla II: 15/12/3
Chicago 107-87 New York | BenitoSTARR: 24/13/8

Spoiler

Los Angeles 121-83 Memphis | altodevil: 3/16/2 | P-Nut: injured
Dallas 103-106 San Antonio | Stobzilla II: 23/8/1

Spoiler

Dallas 130-102 San Antonio | Stobzilla II: 17/7/3

 

[altodevil]

That was more difficult than expected. Don't fancy our chances against Dallas they have a great team. I thought Milwaukee were good but they didn't make the playoffs?

 

[Solius]

We might be back.

 

[BenitoSTARR]

I sprained a finger? I don’t have fingers?

 

[weetee]

I sprained a finger? I don’t have fingers?

You‘re a hammer imprisoned in the body of a (very) little man waiting to be freed. It‘s tragic but also hilarious to watch.

 

[hobbers]

I sprained a finger? I don’t have fingers?

Maybe it got confused because you broke a nail

 

[nimic]

I sprained a finger? I don’t have fingers?

I mean you have one long finger, I guess?

 

[BenitoSTARR]

Maybe it got confused because you broke a nail

Badum-tss
Laughed out loud at that one

 

[BenitoSTARR]

I mean you have one long finger, I guess?

My shaft?

 

[nimic]

My shaft?

 

[nimic]

2009 Playoffs - Conference Finals

@altodevil @Solius @reelworld

Spoiler

Los Angeles 98-78 Dallas | altodevil: 11/20/2
Chicago 123-99 Orlando | Solius: 8/2/1 (injured) + reelworld: 15/1/7

Very unlucky!

Spoiler

Los Angeles 93-84 Dallas | altodevil: 4/19/6
Chicago 113-103 Orlando | Solius: injured + reelworld: 29/0/11

Spoiler

Los Angeles 102-100 | altodevil: 6/19/0
Chicago 109-97 Orlando | Solius: injured + reelworld: 25/0/11

Spoiler

Los Angeles 97-75 | altodevil: 4/19/0
Chicago 114-100 Orlando | Solius: injured + reelworld: 23/1/11

It's Los Angeles and altodevil against Chicago for the championship! Orlando got swept, but there's every chance they could have beaten Chicago if Solius didn't get injured 9 minutes into game 1.

 

[weetee]

Spoiler

if Solius didn't get injured 9 minutes into game 1.

Bummer.

 

[hobbers]

Is the sim broken or something. So predictable

 

[weetee]

Is the sim broken or something. So predictable

Nimic save scumming

 

[nimic]

Nimic savescumming

Is the sim broken or something. So predictable

Bold claims from the man with two championships and the man with 10 seasons in a row as the highest rated player.