Definitely true for most of you, though Lil-Nut might still have a bright future ahead of him. For the rest of you it'll increasingly be about solidifying legacies.
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Definitely true for most of you, though Lil-Nut might still have a bright future ahead of him. For the rest of you it'll increasingly be about solidifying legacies.
2029 NBA Final
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2029 NBA Final
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Final Preview
Finalists
Phoenix Suns
Boston Celtics
Last 5 meetings
Suns 111-116 Celtics
Suns 106-102 Celtics
Suns 124-100 Celtics
Suns 105-115 Celtics
Suns 105-94 Celtics
Last 10 seasons
Phoenix Suns
Boston Celtics
NBA Final
The Celtics take game 1 - that's unexpected! Great games from players on both sides, but it's Wilt and Caleb Foster who ultimately win it for their team.
1-1! 32 points from Michael Jordan, 25 from Joshua Primo and 23 from Wembanyama. And 3 from SebJr.
And easy one for the Suns, and they've turned it around! Wembanyama with a wonderful 45/16/1, with 3 steals and 7 blocks.
Back to square one! Lots of mediocre performances on both sides, with Wilt the only one over (or anywhere near) 20 GameScore.
9 points and 5 assists from SebJr, in 14 minutes! The old man still has it. Kareem also has it, as he drops 31 points (and 6 fouls) on the Celtics.
We've got a new Cafite champion! SebJr was brought to the Suns for his experience, and he's proven it by getting minutes throughout the playoffs and all through the NBA Final! Wembanyama has another great game, and he's showing why the Suns trading away lots of depth to get him was maybe not such a bad move.
Playoff stats
Playoff leaders
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Final Preview
Finalists
Phoenix Suns
Boston Celtics
Last 5 meetings
Suns 111-116 Celtics
Suns 106-102 Celtics
Suns 124-100 Celtics
Suns 105-115 Celtics
Suns 105-94 Celtics
Last 10 seasons
Phoenix Suns
Boston Celtics
NBA Final
The Celtics take game 1 - that's unexpected! Great games from players on both sides, but it's Wilt and Caleb Foster who ultimately win it for their team.
1-1! 32 points from Michael Jordan, 25 from Joshua Primo and 23 from Wembanyama. And 3 from SebJr.
And easy one for the Suns, and they've turned it around! Wembanyama with a wonderful 45/16/1, with 3 steals and 7 blocks.
Back to square one! Lots of mediocre performances on both sides, with Wilt the only one over (or anywhere near) 20 GameScore.
9 points and 5 assists from SebJr, in 14 minutes! The old man still has it. Kareem also has it, as he drops 31 points (and 6 fouls) on the Celtics.
We've got a new Cafite champion! SebJr was brought to the Suns for his experience, and he's proven it by getting minutes throughout the playoffs and all through the NBA Final! Wembanyama has another great game, and he's showing why the Suns trading away lots of depth to get him was maybe not such a bad move.
Playoff stats
Playoff leaders
The forgotten man.
I'd like to thank my mum and dad, and also nimic for helping me find the right team for a championship carry
28/29 Season Review
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28/29 Season Review
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Regular Season
Awards
Stats
Player Feats
League News
If anyone wants to tear up their contract, let me know. For The Cub, Stobzilla II, BenitwoSTARRLET and sontodevil, you can also decide if you want to stay or leave, and I can rig it for that result. Or just leave it to chance.
Draft Preview
Expected top 10
Draft lottery
League history
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Regular Season
Awards
Stats
Player Feats
League News
If anyone wants to tear up their contract, let me know. For The Cub, Stobzilla II, BenitwoSTARRLET and sontodevil, you can also decide if you want to stay or leave, and I can rig it for that result. Or just leave it to chance.
Draft Preview
Expected top 10
Draft lottery
League history
Chance for me.
Leave and no re-sign
It's really nice to see my teammates recognising my importance.
They couldn't have done it without you.
@altodevil you joined the Cavaliers, but I can put you on the Pacers instead if you prefer. Nobody else has any money (except Miami, who have all the money in the world).
I'm 33 with zero rings - if he is really a blood relative of the goat he'd be taking a team-friendly deal with a contender
He already held out for most of the free agency period, lowering his demands from a starting $24 million (or so) to $18 million. The Pacers were bad last year, but they have some young prospects, and they did just draft Larry Bird tbf. The Cavs were better, but are older.
Go with the Pacers - better uni's - also Larry Bird rightly belongs in Indiana
2029 Draft and Free Agency
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2029 Draft and Free Agency
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Free Agency
BenitwoSTARRLET stays on the Brooklyn Nets for $7.14M/yr through 2034
The Cub stays with the Milwaukee Timberwolves for $2.49M/yr through 2032
sontodevil to the Indiana Pacers for $18.93M/yr through 2034
Stobzilla II to the Philadelphia 76ers for $1.15M/yr through 2031
Draft
Trades
Pepper Bailly (Bucks > Hawks)
Dr. Junior (Grizzlies)
Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks)
Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks) - Fat Lever
No Cafites here
Skizzlet & Sonius (Spurs)
Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks), Pepper Bailly (Hawks)
Dr. Junior (Grizzlies)
Pepper Bailly (Hawks), SebJr (Suns)
weeweetee (Pistons)
Next: Season Preview
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Free Agency
BenitwoSTARRLET stays on the Brooklyn Nets for $7.14M/yr through 2034
The Cub stays with the Milwaukee Timberwolves for $2.49M/yr through 2032
sontodevil to the Indiana Pacers for $18.93M/yr through 2034
Stobzilla II to the Philadelphia 76ers for $1.15M/yr through 2031
Draft
Trades
Pepper Bailly (Bucks > Hawks)
Dr. Junior (Grizzlies)
Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks)
Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks) - Fat Lever
No Cafites here
Skizzlet & Sonius (Spurs)
Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks), Pepper Bailly (Hawks)
Dr. Junior (Grizzlies)
Pepper Bailly (Hawks), SebJr (Suns)
weeweetee (Pistons)
Next: Season Preview
29/30 Season Preview - Part 1
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29/30 Season Preview - Part 1
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Trades
Lil' V.O. (Kings > Nuggets)
Nobbers & BenitwoSTARRLET (Nets)
Power Rankings
Team Finances and Strategy
Preview
No comments this time. I'm afraid if I take too long some of your players won't survive the winter.
Pepper Bailly - Atlanta Hawks (32-50)
Nobbers & BenitwoSTARRLET - Brooklyn Nets (54-28, Conference Finals)
Lil' V.O. - Denver Nuggets (27-55)
weeweetee - Detroit Pistons (51-31, 2nd Round)
sontodevil - Indiana Pacers (28-54)
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Trades
Lil' V.O. (Kings > Nuggets)
Nobbers & BenitwoSTARRLET (Nets)
Power Rankings
Team Finances and Strategy
Preview
No comments this time. I'm afraid if I take too long some of your players won't survive the winter.
Pepper Bailly - Atlanta Hawks (32-50)
Nobbers & BenitwoSTARRLET - Brooklyn Nets (54-28, Conference Finals)
Lil' V.O. - Denver Nuggets (27-55)
weeweetee - Detroit Pistons (51-31, 2nd Round)
sontodevil - Indiana Pacers (28-54)
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We’ve got a solid team but the Jordan led one is ridiculous.
29/30 Season Preview - Part 2
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29/30 Season Preview - Part 2
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Dr. Junior - Memphis Grizzlies (44-38, 1st Round)
Lil-Nut & The Cub - Minnesota Timberwolves (38-44, 1st Round)
Two Nil & reelworld II - New York Knicks (52-30, 1st Round)
Heine - Oklahoma City Thunder (50-32, Conference Finals)
Stobzilla II & Dan II - Philadelphia 76ers (52-30, 1st Round)
SebJr - Phoenix Suns (64-18, Champions)
Sonius & Skizzlet - San Antonio Spurs (47-35, 2nd Round)
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Dr. Junior - Memphis Grizzlies (44-38, 1st Round)
Lil-Nut & The Cub - Minnesota Timberwolves (38-44, 1st Round)
Two Nil & reelworld II - New York Knicks (52-30, 1st Round)
Heine - Oklahoma City Thunder (50-32, Conference Finals)
Stobzilla II & Dan II - Philadelphia 76ers (52-30, 1st Round)
SebJr - Phoenix Suns (64-18, Champions)
Sonius & Skizzlet - San Antonio Spurs (47-35, 2nd Round)
29/30 Season Preview - The Rest
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The Rest
In descending order of power ranking:
In descending order of power ranking:
Top 8 power ranking, but can we make it into a decent play off run
Jordan, KAJ and Wemby (and seb jr) on one team..
We're creating a dynasty here mate.
I got Hawk Tuah'd.
Unlike Nobbers, Sonius, Heine, altodevil and Jamal Murray?
I wouldn't be so sure the Suns win. The Celtics seem awfully strong too. And crazier things have happened than a superteam losing before the finals.
29/30 30-Game Update
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29/30 30-Game Update
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Stobzilla II seems to simply be too old. He's perfectly playable, but I guess the AI simply won't accept having a 41-year old even on the team. They release him, I put him back in, and they release him again. I think it's retirement time, but I'll take it at the end of the season if it doesn't happen on its own (which it will).
Anyway, we've got a few trades to do at the top of the update, because... well, you'll see.
Heine (Thunder > Heat > Suns), SebJr (Suns > Heat > Wizards) - you guys were saying about that dynasty?
Dan II (76ers > Hornets) - why? why though?
sontodevil (Pacers > Bulls) - I think this might be the first Cafite on the Bulls, ever? Nobody has finished a season there, at least.
(Your new teams are previewed at the bottom of the post)
Conference Standings
Award Races
Trades
Lil' V.O. (Nuggets), Nobbers & BenitwoSTARRLET (Nets)
sontodevil (Bulls)
Dr. Junior (Grizzlies)
SebJr (Wizards), Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks)
Dr. Junior (Grizzlies), SebJr (Wizards)
(No Cafites)
Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks), Dan II (Hornets)
Dr. Junior (Grizzlies)
New Cafite Teams
Chicago Bulls
Charlotte Hornets
Phoenix Suns
Washington Wizards
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Stobzilla II seems to simply be too old. He's perfectly playable, but I guess the AI simply won't accept having a 41-year old even on the team. They release him, I put him back in, and they release him again. I think it's retirement time, but I'll take it at the end of the season if it doesn't happen on its own (which it will).
Anyway, we've got a few trades to do at the top of the update, because... well, you'll see.
Heine (Thunder > Heat > Suns), SebJr (Suns > Heat > Wizards) - you guys were saying about that dynasty?
Dan II (76ers > Hornets) - why? why though?
sontodevil (Pacers > Bulls) - I think this might be the first Cafite on the Bulls, ever? Nobody has finished a season there, at least.
(Your new teams are previewed at the bottom of the post)
Conference Standings
Award Races
Trades
Lil' V.O. (Nuggets), Nobbers & BenitwoSTARRLET (Nets)
sontodevil (Bulls)
Dr. Junior (Grizzlies)
SebJr (Wizards), Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks)
Dr. Junior (Grizzlies), SebJr (Wizards)
(No Cafites)
Two Nil & reelworld II (Knicks), Dan II (Hornets)
Dr. Junior (Grizzlies)
New Cafite Teams
Chicago Bulls
Charlotte Hornets
Phoenix Suns
Washington Wizards
Was I drafted same year as josh Jackson?
Omfg
*deleting posts*
Now that was unexpected, I guess you were laughing
*deleting posts*
Now that was unexpected, I guess you were laughing
Did I retire?
No no no no no no
Nope nope nope nope nope
Lord, why have you forsaken me?!
Nope nope nope nope nope
Lord, why have you forsaken me?!
I was always suspicious of Heine being a nimic alt.
Time to end the experiment then
That's a Heineous accusation.
I'm no mimic of nimic :P
On a totally other note: Go Suns! Always been a fan!
On a totally other note: Go Suns! Always been a fan!
29/30 All Star Weekend Part 1
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Stobzilla II and SebJr are without teams, and are unable to find new ones. Age is a cruel mistress. Retirements will come at the end of the season.
A trade first
reelworld II (Knicks > Trailblazers), Two Nil (Knicks) - the duo is broken up!
Standings
Trades
Dr. Junior (Grizzlies) - I don't know about this trade at all
weeweetee (Pistons)
Two Nil (Knicks) - okay, George McGinnis is a pretty great get, but it did cost two great talents and an old superstar (reelworld II was traded for Ja'Kobe Walter)
sontodevil (Bulls) - that pick could be anything, even a new John Williamson!
(No Cafites involved)
Nobbers & BenitwoSTARRLET (Nets) - Raptors are dumb
Dunk Contest
3P Contestants and All Star Teams
For reelworld II's benefit, here are the current Portland Trailblazers.
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Stobzilla II and SebJr are without teams, and are unable to find new ones. Age is a cruel mistress. Retirements will come at the end of the season.
A trade first
reelworld II (Knicks > Trailblazers), Two Nil (Knicks) - the duo is broken up!
Standings
Trades
Dr. Junior (Grizzlies) - I don't know about this trade at all
weeweetee (Pistons)
Two Nil (Knicks) - okay, George McGinnis is a pretty great get, but it did cost two great talents and an old superstar (reelworld II was traded for Ja'Kobe Walter)
sontodevil (Bulls) - that pick could be anything, even a new John Williamson!
(No Cafites involved)
Nobbers & BenitwoSTARRLET (Nets) - Raptors are dumb
Dunk Contest
3P Contestants and All Star Teams
For reelworld II's benefit, here are the current Portland Trailblazers.
Injured for the all star game but fit for the 3pt contest
Injured for the all star game but fit for the 3pt contest
Priorities.