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Excerpt from PepperBailly's first post-trade interview with EPSN:

What drew you to the Bucks?

In a word: the salons.

With hair like mine, I can't afford to hang round in a city where hair care isn't a top priority. After a succession of in-depth discussions with my sponsors at Estée Lauder, and a survey of the US's best cities for male grooming, we discovered that Milwaukee has more salons per square foot than the rest of the country combined.

After that, it was an easy decision. Since stepping off the plane, it's been a nonstop glow-up.

And what about your new team?

Eh.
 
Should have bowed out with grace like most of the rest of us
 
22/23 Season Preview Part 2
22/23 Season Preview Part 2

@Skizzo @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @Stobzilla @Dr. Dwayne @V.O. @weetee @altodevil @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @BenitoSTARR


Two Nil, reelworld II & Stobzilla II - New York Knicks (60-22 Runners up)

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BenitwoSTARRLET - New Orleans Pelicans (40-42)
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Pepper Bailly - Milwaukee Bucks (46-36, 1st Round)
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Lil-Nut - Miami Heat (53-29, 2nd Round)
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sontodevil - Memphis Grizzlies (41-41, 1st Round)
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weeweetee & Lil' V.O. - Houston Rockets (65-17, Conference Finals)
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Dr. Junior - Cleveland Cavaliers (26-56)
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Skizzlet - Atlanta Hawks (31-51)
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Looks like Heine spent too much off season partying.
 
Im not hungover, its just a headache ;-)

Our depth had always been bad, but it is really non excisting now
 
Heine said:
Im not hungover, its just a headache ;-)

Our depth had always been bad, but it is really non excisting now
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It's about to get worse when Sonius probably doesn't sign a new contract at the end of the season. You're 50/50. Basically it's all about the facilities. When you've won 5 rings already you'd much rather not have to work in a dump.
 
Spurs dont deserve any of the rings we brought them, that's for sure. Bunch of misers and dead beats.

It's like if Bolton won 5 premier leagues in 7 seasons but still played in the Toughsheet Community Stadium.
 
22/23 30-Game Update
22/23 30-Game Update

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Solius is still teamless.

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Award Races

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sontodevil leads the league in blocks, steals and rebounds, so I can only assume weeweetee and Lil' V.O. are fecking amazing at the intangibles of defending. These lists usually don't stay the same all season, though.


Trades (gif edition)

Lil-Nut (Heat), Pepper Bailly (Bucks)
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Dan II (76ers)
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Skizzlet (Hawks), Pepper Bailly (Bucks) - the Hawks are clearly trying to be bad
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Skizzlet (Hawks) - the Hawks are clearly trying to be good
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sontodevil (Grizzlies), Dr. Junior (Cavaliers) - don't look @Dr. Dwayne, but the Cavs gave away another 1st round pick. They got one back, though. And the Nets are crap, to be fair, so that pick could become anything. It could even become another Josh Jackson. And all it cost them was a first round pick and Josh Jackson.
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Skizzlet (Hawks) - just a plain old decent trade
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weeweetee & Lil' V.O. (Rockets), sontodevil (Grizzlies)
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SebJr (Kings)
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This seems even better than my historic greatest season ever played.

we can do it, VO!
 
We're crap and making ourselves worse. @nimic nuke my contract please, pretty sure I've been here 4 years after this season.
 
Creaming over a 67 rated teammate when there's super teams with multiple players over 90 lm.ao
 
@nimic what‘s the 5x5 record? Think I saw you posting one list some years ago.
 
I was thinking @nimic if both Sonius and Heine refuse to renew with Spurs, can i set it up to immediately break my contract too, at the same time
 
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I was thinking @nimic if both Sonius and Heine refuse to renew with Spurs, can i set it up to immediately break my contract too, at the same time
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This is your 10th season on the Spurs, so I'll allow that. Though that would probably free up enough to sign one of the other expiring contracts (sontodevil, Dr. Junior, or even weeweetee if he somehow doesn't re-sign).
 
22/23 All Star Update Part 1
22/23 All Star Update Part 1

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

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Standings

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3 Point Contest

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1st Round - 4 advance

Tyler Herro: 18
Keegan Murray: 27
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Only one of BenitwoSTARRLET and Dr. Junior can make it through, on to tiebreaks!
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One more!
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BenitwoSTARRLET will join SebJr, Dan II and Keegan Murray in the 2nd Round.

2nd Round - 2 advance
Keegan Murray: 25
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This must be the weakest shooting of any Three-Point 2nd Round ever. Our only Cafite hope is BenitwoSTARRLET, though she's used to winning them at this point.

Final Round
Keegan Murray: 24
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One more for BenitwoSTARRLET! That's her 4th in 5 years. Quite impressive for a 3 cm tall spatula.

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The All Star Captains this year are Two Nil and Anthony Davis.

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Up next: All Star Game and Slam Dunk Contest
 
nimic said:
This is your 10th season on the Spurs, so I'll allow that. Though that would probably free up enough to sign one of the other expiring contracts (sontodevil, Dr. Junior, or even weeweetee if he somehow doesn't re-sign).
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Would I be able to break contract before they get signed by other teams though?

Basically what I would want is, only in the case both Sonius and Heine reject Spurs, we all enter the free agency at the same time.
 
22/23 All Star Update Part 2
22/23 All Star Update Part 2

@altodevil @Heine @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @P-Nut @The Cat @hobbers @Solius @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @V.O. @Dr. Dwayne @BenitoSTARR

Slam Dunk Contest

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Sonius: 47
Zion: 0
Green: 16
Skizzlet: 35
Sonius: 42 (89)
Zion: 34 (34)
Green: 23 (39)
Skizzlet 5 (40)

It'll be a Cafite final round! Skizzlet versus Sonius, both former winners.

Sonius: 42
Skizzlet: 21
Sonius: 19 (61)
Skizzlet: 50 (71)

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Skizzlet passes Zion, The Cub, BenitoSTARR and Shareef Abdur-Rahim with his 3rd Dunk Contest win, equalling Vince Carter and only trailing Jerry Stackhouse with 4.


All Star Game

Team Anthony and Team Two Nil

(weeweetee selected for All Star but out injured)

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