I'm glad Benito and alto became friends again after the whole stunner thing.
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He needs a team to match his ambitions, he could become a real trailblazer.
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How do I, a hammer, sprain my foot?
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I have set a standard. My advice to you before was just be better. I’m glad I’ve been able to coach you and you’ve learnt so much from me in this short time. I am also a young hammer. I have room to grow more.I just realised the Knicks are spending the most on scouting, coaching, and training facilities. Benito should be walking this league every year with that setup.
Meanwhile Sacramento is among the worst in the league for everything. And yet I rise from the ashes.
There’s just a weird sexual chemistry now.
I will watch any developments like a hawk.
Hmm... at least they're not in my league.
While we're waiting for the NBA Finals, here are the players whose contracts are expiring, with the % chance they re-sign for their team.
@Dan
@oneniltothearsenal
@reelworld
@Salt Bailly
Yeeez what a thriller. That was our second title a benito-length right away. Feck off Shaq and your companion.
Actually, it was mostly Tony Parker, who had 22 points and 17 assists in the final game. Okay Shaq had 32 points.
Good to see my guy has standards.While we're waiting for the NBA Finals, here are the players whose contracts are expiring, with the % chance they re-sign for their team.
@Dan
@oneniltothearsenal
@reelworld
@Salt Bailly
I have terrible news for you.
@nimic what happened with SanAntonio? Hobbers won‘t tell.
Also what a run if Toronto makes us all happy and win it? Beating Bulls, WeeBenito and Shaq(+Tony Parker).
Also what a run if Toronto makes us all happy and win it? Beating Bulls, WeeBenito and Shaq(+Tony Parker).
San Antonio got taken out by the Seattle Boys, after hobbers was injured for half the season and the Spurs dropped to 7th seed because of it (actually even lower, but hobbers came back and dragged them back up). Unfortunately being the best player in the world isn't enough, you need other players. For reference, when hobbers was injured I am pretty sure the Spurs were among the worst teams in the league, full stop.
But Hobs was playing all games agains us in the playoffs or wasn‘t he fully fit? Just curious because 0-4 is hefty for an all-star player of his calibre.
He was fit. He was averaging 22 points, while the rest of the starters averaged 35, combined. He had a GameScore of over 20 in three out of the four games, while the rest got over 10 twice. Combined.
Also in one game Solius had a GameScore of 39.2, so that's something.
2003 NBA Finals
2003 NBA Finals
The Final is going to be between the Sacramento Kings (feat. @altodevil) and the Toronto Raptors
104-76
And we're off! Sacramento take the lead. altodevil leads the way with 25 rebounds and a GameScore of 25.4.
98-80
2-0! Where's the Toronto that tore up the East? altodevil is eating them alive right now. He had 30 rebounds, 10 steals and 8 blocks, for a GmSc of 30.4.
102-95
Don't tell me that after all that, all the hyping I did for Chicago that then turned into hyping Toronto, we're just going to get a sweep in the finals? Only a "good" game by altodevil this time; 16 rebounds, 7 steals and 9 blocks (24.4 GmSc). Is this it?
104-111
No, Toronto strikes back! Is this the start of a comeback? altod with his worst game in the finals yet, 24 rebounds, 4 steals and 4 blocks, 20.7 GameScore.
89-86
And we have a new Cafite NBA Champion! altodevil had a worse game than in the actual loss, but the rest of his team stepped up. I guess that's what happens when you have Tony Parker and Shaq on your team! 21 rebounds, only 3 steals and 3 blocks for our man, a GameScore of 13.9 (for context, that's still higher than any of hobbers' teammates had in their 1st Round match-up against Seattle).
Playoff stats
Averages (points/rebounds/assists)
Best game
The Final is going to be between the Sacramento Kings (feat. @altodevil) and the Toronto Raptors
104-76
And we're off! Sacramento take the lead. altodevil leads the way with 25 rebounds and a GameScore of 25.4.
98-80
2-0! Where's the Toronto that tore up the East? altodevil is eating them alive right now. He had 30 rebounds, 10 steals and 8 blocks, for a GmSc of 30.4.
102-95
Don't tell me that after all that, all the hyping I did for Chicago that then turned into hyping Toronto, we're just going to get a sweep in the finals? Only a "good" game by altodevil this time; 16 rebounds, 7 steals and 9 blocks (24.4 GmSc). Is this it?
104-111
No, Toronto strikes back! Is this the start of a comeback? altod with his worst game in the finals yet, 24 rebounds, 4 steals and 4 blocks, 20.7 GameScore.
89-86
And we have a new Cafite NBA Champion! altodevil had a worse game than in the actual loss, but the rest of his team stepped up. I guess that's what happens when you have Tony Parker and Shaq on your team! 21 rebounds, only 3 steals and 3 blocks for our man, a GameScore of 13.9 (for context, that's still higher than any of hobbers' teammates had in their 1st Round match-up against Seattle).
Playoff stats
Averages (points/rebounds/assists)
- @V.O.: 30/2/13 (Playoff assists and points leader)
- @Skizzo: 10/3/1
- @BenitoSTARR: 22/6/8 (+6 blocks)
- @oneniltothearsenal: 20/14/7 (+3 blocks)
- @Dan: 13/6/3
- @hobbers: 22/11/8
- @Solius: 25/5/10
- @weetee: 6/1/8
- @The Cat: 9/6/2
- @altodevil: 5/21/1 (+5 steals and 8 blocks, Playoff rebounds, steals and blocks leader)
Best game
- @V.O.: 38.5 GameScore - 38/1/13 (+5 steals) in a 114-104 win against the New York Knicks
- @Skizzo: 9.5 GameScore - 11/5/0 (and one injury) in a 109-113 loss against the New York Knicks
- @BenitoSTARR: 34.2 GameScore - 40/1/6 (+5 blocks) in a 104-114 loss against the Cleveland Cavaliers
- @oneniltothearsenal: 35.5 GameScore - 28/21/6 (+3 steals and 4 blocks) in a 99-96 win over the Philadelphia 76ers
- @Dan: 15.4 GameScore - 20/6/2 in a 95-102 loss to the Miami Heat
- @hobbers: 26.0 GameScore - 24/8/9 (+3 steals and 4 blocks) in a 79-121 loss to the Seattle Supersonics
- @Solius: 39.2 GameScore - 39/6/9 (+6 steals and 2 blocks) in a 121-79 win over the San Antonio Spurs
- @weetee: 17.7 GameScore - 14/2/9 in a 97-90 win over the Minnesota Timberwolves
- @The Cat: 14.3 GameScore - 18/6/1 in a 105-77 win over the San Antonio Spurs
- @altodevil: 31.2 GameScore - 6/31/1 (+8 steals and 11 blocks) in a 101-89 win over the Golden State Warriors
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Welcome to the club alto.
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Carried by his team there. Couldn’t even beat a Cafite in the final.
Congrats to Tony Parker and Shaq!
I forgot to put in the playoff stats, so here they are (also edited into the Finals post)
Averages (points/rebounds/assists)
Best game
Averages (points/rebounds/assists)
- @V.O.: 30/2/13 (Playoff assists and points leader)
- @Skizzo: 10/3/1
- @BenitoSTARR: 22/6/8 (+6 blocks)
- @oneniltothearsenal: 20/14/7 (+3 blocks)
- @Dan: 13/6/3
- @hobbers: 22/11/8
- @Solius: 25/5/10
- @weetee: 6/1/8
- @The Cat: 9/6/2
- @altodevil: 5/21/1 (+5 steals and 8 blocks, Playoff rebounds, steals and blocks leader)
Best game
- @V.O.: 38.5 GameScore - 38/1/13 (+5 steals) in a 114-104 win against the New York Knicks
- @Skizzo: 9.5 GameScore - 11/5/0 (and one injury) in a 109-113 loss against the New York Knicks
- @BenitoSTARR: 34.2 GameScore - 40/1/6 (+5 blocks) in a 104-114 loss against the Cleveland Cavaliers
- @oneniltothearsenal: 35.5 GameScore - 28/21/6 (+3 steals and 4 blocks) in a 99-96 win over the Philadelphia 76ers
- @Dan: 15.4 GameScore - 20/6/2 in a 95-102 loss to the Miami Heat
- @hobbers: 26.0 GameScore - 24/8/9 (+3 steals and 4 blocks) in a 79-121 loss to the Seattle Supersonics
- @Solius: 39.2 GameScore - 39/6/9 (+6 steals and 2 blocks) in a 121-79 win over the San Antonio Spurs
- @weetee: 17.7 GameScore - 14/2/9 in a 97-90 win over the Minnesota Timberwolves
- @The Cat: 14.3 GameScore - 18/6/1 in a 105-77 win over the San Antonio Spurs
- @altodevil: 31.2 GameScore - 6/31/1 (+8 steals and 11 blocks) in a 101-89 win over the Golden State Warriors
Owned
You have other skills. I mean, you must have. You keep having a very good +/-, sometimes higher than Solius. So whatever you're doing, it's working. Well, until you lost a series, but you know.
Hmm, Benito averaged six blocks a game in the playoffs. That's pretty good.
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Oh man, you’re a casual.Hmm, Benito averaged six blocks a game in the playoffs. That's pretty good.
Stat Bonanza (2003)
2003 Stat Bonanza
Double Doubles (10 + 10 from two out of points, rebounds, assists, blocks or steals)
Double Doubles (10 + 10 from two out of points, rebounds, assists, blocks or steals)
- 384 - oneniltothearsenal
- 247 - V.O.
- 220 - Stobzilla
- 121 - Solius
- 110 - hobbers
- 86 - BenitoSTARR
- 77 - altodevil
- 73 - Salt Bailly
- 38 - Dr. Dwayne
- 37 - Dan
- 35 - reelworld
- 27 - weetee
- 6 - The Cat
- 4 - sebsheep
- 3 - P-Nut
- 0 - Samid, Skizzo
- 39 - oneniltothearsenal
- 14 - hobbers
- 13 - Stobzilla
- 10 - BenitoSTARR
- 1 - Dan, altodevil
- 0 - Everyone else
- 1 - BenitoSTARR
- 0 - Everyone else
- 4 - hobbers
- 2 - oneniltothearsenal
- 2 - altodevil
- 0 - Everyone else
- 49.6 - oneniltothearsenal
- 49.1 - hobbers
- 44.0 - V.O.
- 41.1 - BenitoSTARR
- 39.3 - Stobzilla
- 39.2 - Solius
- 36.9 - Dr. Dwayne
- 36.6 - Samid
- 36.4 - reelworld
- 33.6 - Dan
- 33.0 - altodevil
- 30.2 - Salt Bailly
- 29.4 - P-Nut
- 29.2 - sebsheep
- 28.2 - Skizzo
- 26.8 - weetee
- 23.5 - The Cat
- 47 - Samid
- 46 - hobbers
- 44 - Solius
- 44 - V.O.
- 43 - oneniltothearsenal
- 43 - Dr. Dwayne
- 42 - BenitoSTARR
- 37 - reelworld
- 34 - P-Nut
- 33 - Dan
- 33 - Stobzilla
- 32 - sebsheep
- 30 - Salt Bailly
- 29 - Skizzo
- 26 - The Cat
- 23 - weetee
- 19 - altodevil
- +50 - Samid
- +48 - BenitoSTARR
- +42 - weetee
- +38 - hobbers
- +38 - The Cat
- +37 - oneniltothearsenal
- +37 - altodevil
- +37 - Solius
- +36 - Skizzo
- +35 - V.O.
- +34 - Stobzilla
- +33 - Dan
- +33 - Dr. Dwayne
- +30 - Salt Bailly
- +28 - sebsheep
- +26 - reelworld
- +19 - P-Nut
- 3 - Samid, reelworld
- 4 - Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne, altodevil, weetee, BenitoSTARRR, P-Nut
- 5 - The Cat, V.O.
- 6 - Dan, sebsheep
- 7 - Solius, Skizzo
- 8 - Stobzilla
- 9 - hobbers
- 10 - oneniltothearsenal
- 20 - V.O.
- 20 - weetee
- 19 - Solius
- 17 - BenitoSTARR, reelworld
- 16 - hobbers
- 15 - oneniltothearsenal
- 12 - Dan, Stobzilla
- 11 - P-Nut
- 9 - Skizzo
- 8 - Salt Bailly
- 7 - Dr. Dwayne, The Cat
- 5 - altodevil, sebsheep
- 4 - Samid
What about the real stats: blocks, steals and rebounds
If you insist.
Steals (most in a game)
- 13 - altodevil
- 10 - hobbers
- 7 - oneniltothearsenal
- 6 - Dan, Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne, Solius
- 5 - V.O., weetee, Skizzo
- 4 - Stobzilla, Samid
- 3 - The Cat, sebsheep, BenitoSTARR, P-Nut
- 2 - reelworld
- 15 - altodevil, BenitoSTARR
- 10 - hobbers
- 8 - Salt Bailly, oneniltothearsenal
- 6 - Stobzilla
- 5 - Dan
- 4 - Dr. Dwayne, The Cat, sebsheep
- 3 - Solius, V.O., weetee, Skizzo
- 2 - reelworld, P-Nut
- 1 - Samid
- 34 - altodevil
- 28 - Stobzilla
- 24 - oneniltothearsenal
- 16 - Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne
- 15 - hobbers
- 14 - Dan, The Cat, BenitoSTARR
- 13 - sebsheep
- 12 - Solius
- 8 - Skizzo
- 7 - weetee
- 6 - V.O., Samid, P-Nut
- 5 - reelworld
Perfection
Most double doubles by over 100, most triple doubles with twice as many as second best, highest game score, second most 5x5, top 3 in steals and blocks, top 5 in points. It's clear who the best all around player here is.
Although I'm on track to be best player to never win a trophy. Can you get me a Caf partner to win?
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Bow before my quadruple double.
02/03 Season Review
02/03 Season Review
Awards
More and more of you are making it on the Teams! BenitoSTARR, Solius, V.O., oneniltothearsenal, altodevil, hobbers and Dr. Dwayne all made the All-League Teams, while 4 familiar faces also made the All-Defensive Teams again. We also had P-Nut on the All-Rookie Team.
altodevil was both Semifinals MVP and Finals MVP. We didn't get the actual MVP (damn you, Vince Carter), but as always we did have altodevil as the Defensive Player of the Year, this time joined by P-Nut as the Rookie of the Year and reelworld as the Most Improves Player.
Stats (click it to make it even bigger) --> @weetee @sebsheep @reelworld @oneniltothearsenal @hobbers @altodevil @V.O. @The Cat @Stobzilla @Solius @Skizzo @Samid @Salt Bailly @P-Nut @Dr. Dwayne @Dan @BenitoSTARR
Feats
Draft and Free Agency coming up, and then the Season Preview!
Awards
More and more of you are making it on the Teams! BenitoSTARR, Solius, V.O., oneniltothearsenal, altodevil, hobbers and Dr. Dwayne all made the All-League Teams, while 4 familiar faces also made the All-Defensive Teams again. We also had P-Nut on the All-Rookie Team.
altodevil was both Semifinals MVP and Finals MVP. We didn't get the actual MVP (damn you, Vince Carter), but as always we did have altodevil as the Defensive Player of the Year, this time joined by P-Nut as the Rookie of the Year and reelworld as the Most Improves Player.
Stats (click it to make it even bigger) --> @weetee @sebsheep @reelworld @oneniltothearsenal @hobbers @altodevil @V.O. @The Cat @Stobzilla @Solius @Skizzo @Samid @Salt Bailly @P-Nut @Dr. Dwayne @Dan @BenitoSTARR
Feats
Draft and Free Agency coming up, and then the Season Preview!
Great stuff @nimic
Can't remember being this invested in an experiment/sim so consistently all the way through before.
Can't remember being this invested in an experiment/sim so consistently all the way through before.
Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day
I'm expecting one hell of a time lapse video at the end of this.
This has been excellent to follow through.
Where does a FC even play? I have no idea what my guy is supposed to do 