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Come to Houston and repeat that and I‘ll take a quick bow.
2022 Playoffs 2nd Round
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2022 Playoffs 2nd Round
@Heine @hobbers @Solius @weetee @V.O. @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @Stobzilla @Solius
35-point Spurs win, here we go again! Heine and Sonius with some extremely efficient shooting (though Heine could maybe work on his free throws)
If you let weeweetee take 19 three pointers, you're probably not winning. Even if he "only" hits 8 of them.
Closer than I thought it would be! Lil-Nut with the highly efficient shooting (but no three pointers, despite having a pretty good shot beyond the arc).
Not even Herbert Jones grabbing 7 offensive rebounds could save the Suns. They're by far the weakest team in the Conference Finals, so maybe we shouldn't be too surprised.
Utah grab one back! They've upset strong favourites before, so the Rockets can't take anything for granted.
Ja Morant picks up a minor injury, but the Heat's shooting was so poor that they couldn't capitalize on it. 3-12 from Lil-Nut.
Oh lordy, Kevin Durant isn't dead yet.
Storming game by Nobbers.
Houston grab one back. The trend here is that weeweetee is the less efficient shooter, but it's probably not as easy as just giving Lil' V.O. more shots, given he's only good close to the basket. This time the defence is good enough to shut down Utah's shooters, in any case.
A game to forget for Lil-Nut, though he plays the part of the assister well. A monster 25/18/14 game from Two Nil.
No more than a decent game by the Spurs, but it's enough when Andrew Wiggins goes 1-16, D'Angelo Russell goes 4-12, and Chris Singleton goes 2-11. 25 rebounds from Sonius is mighty. The Spurs are through to their 7th straight Western Conference Final.
A dominating performance by weeweetee, 39/9/10. Slightly less efficient shooting than usual from Lil' V.O., and the result is that Utah were pretty close - though their starters all played pretty well as well. They're proving to be a very competent challenge despite their lack of true superstars on the team.
The Knicks are through to Conference Finals, again! Three 20 point performances, though from wildly different shooting outcomes. Normally you'd expect more than a 5 point win if reelworld II is taking 18 3-pointers. Still, now it only remains to be seen who they will face in the next round: Chicago or Washington?
Lil-Nut may be disappointed to be swept, but he could also keep in mind that it took his father several more years to make it to the 2nd Round of the playoffs himself.
The Rockets are through as well! Not unexpected, though there were some close shaves. The game that wins the series was by far the easiest, with two more great performances by the Houston superstars - and mostly decent performances from the supporting cast.
Well this is familiar. It's the exact same Conference Finals as last season. And the one before that, minus Houston. And the one before that, minus New York. And the one before that, minus New York. And... you get the idea. We didn't always get the same results in those, but the last couple of years it's been all Spurs - and easily at that. Three in a row in difficult, though. Since the start of our simulation, only the altodevil Lakers managed it, in their prime. They did four while they were at it. Three of those were over Kevin Durant and the Wizards, incidentally, if you needed reminding of his longevity.
@Heine @hobbers @Solius @weetee @V.O. @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @Stobzilla @Solius
35-point Spurs win, here we go again! Heine and Sonius with some extremely efficient shooting (though Heine could maybe work on his free throws)
If you let weeweetee take 19 three pointers, you're probably not winning. Even if he "only" hits 8 of them.
Closer than I thought it would be! Lil-Nut with the highly efficient shooting (but no three pointers, despite having a pretty good shot beyond the arc).
Not even Herbert Jones grabbing 7 offensive rebounds could save the Suns. They're by far the weakest team in the Conference Finals, so maybe we shouldn't be too surprised.
Utah grab one back! They've upset strong favourites before, so the Rockets can't take anything for granted.
Ja Morant picks up a minor injury, but the Heat's shooting was so poor that they couldn't capitalize on it. 3-12 from Lil-Nut.
Oh lordy, Kevin Durant isn't dead yet.
Storming game by Nobbers.
Houston grab one back. The trend here is that weeweetee is the less efficient shooter, but it's probably not as easy as just giving Lil' V.O. more shots, given he's only good close to the basket. This time the defence is good enough to shut down Utah's shooters, in any case.
A game to forget for Lil-Nut, though he plays the part of the assister well. A monster 25/18/14 game from Two Nil.
No more than a decent game by the Spurs, but it's enough when Andrew Wiggins goes 1-16, D'Angelo Russell goes 4-12, and Chris Singleton goes 2-11. 25 rebounds from Sonius is mighty. The Spurs are through to their 7th straight Western Conference Final.
A dominating performance by weeweetee, 39/9/10. Slightly less efficient shooting than usual from Lil' V.O., and the result is that Utah were pretty close - though their starters all played pretty well as well. They're proving to be a very competent challenge despite their lack of true superstars on the team.
The Knicks are through to Conference Finals, again! Three 20 point performances, though from wildly different shooting outcomes. Normally you'd expect more than a 5 point win if reelworld II is taking 18 3-pointers. Still, now it only remains to be seen who they will face in the next round: Chicago or Washington?
Lil-Nut may be disappointed to be swept, but he could also keep in mind that it took his father several more years to make it to the 2nd Round of the playoffs himself.
The Rockets are through as well! Not unexpected, though there were some close shaves. The game that wins the series was by far the easiest, with two more great performances by the Houston superstars - and mostly decent performances from the supporting cast.
Well this is familiar. It's the exact same Conference Finals as last season. And the one before that, minus Houston. And the one before that, minus New York. And the one before that, minus New York. And... you get the idea. We didn't always get the same results in those, but the last couple of years it's been all Spurs - and easily at that. Three in a row in difficult, though. Since the start of our simulation, only the altodevil Lakers managed it, in their prime. They did four while they were at it. Three of those were over Kevin Durant and the Wizards, incidentally, if you needed reminding of his longevity.
Let‘s see if we can make it at least a wee bit interesting.
@nimic the images appear to be broken (for me) from spoiler game 4 onwards.
edit: seems to work now. Thanks for the update nimic.
@nimic the images appear to be broken (for me) from spoiler game 4 onwards.
edit: seems to work now. Thanks for the update nimic.
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Get that up ye, Bismack.
Too easy Weetee 
20122 Playoffs Conference Finals
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@Heine @hobbers @Solius @weetee @V.O. @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @Stobzilla
Game 1 in the West goes to the Spurs! Almost no production at all from the Rockets bench.
I'm beginning to think the most important player on the Knicks might be Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. At least as far as scoring goes. Easy Knicks win.
weeweetee goes out injured. He'll be back next game, if a little reduced, but certainly they had no chance of winning this one when he couldn't even play half the game.
Well, I guess Two Nil can score as well! reelworld II with a decent 27 points as well. Durant with 40, but it wasn't enough.
A suffering weeweetee took 31 shots, but it wasn't enough. Closer than before, mind, but when Jevon Carter gets 22 on you, you're done.
A 290-point game of basketball, you don't see that every day. Clearly defending was on no one's mind. That may have favoured the Wizards, who managed to take one back.
Well, whatever happens there's not going to be another perfect playoff run from the Spurs! weeweetee with a monster game, 56 points. While it was "only" a 13 point win, that's the joint biggest loss for the Spurs all season.
The Knicks hit right back, though this one came down to two points in the end. reelworld II can't afford to go 2-15 from three again if they want to close this one out.
The Rockets decided to let their bench players do the shooting this game, which proved to be a big mistake. The Spurs don't come out of it unscathed, though. Depending on how long the East series goes on for, Nobbers could anything from 3-4 games to close to the entire NBA Final.
The Wizards doing the Spurs a favour, this one isn't over! Two Nil goes 18-19 from the free throw line, but the shooting in general just wasn't good enough - particularly from three.
Another close game, but this time Washington come out on top! New York can't blame bad shooting this time. Their opponents might come to regret losing Jusuf Nurkic, though they proved that they were able to win without him this game.
Terrible shooting from reelworld II after a great showing last time, and bad shooting from Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, but the Wizards matched them for bad shooting and then some. Stobzilla II steps up with an efficient game.
That means we'll get a repeat of last year's final! That one was a sweep for the Spurs, but the Spurs are slightly worse and the Knicks are slightly better. Well, I think, though their respective records actually show the opposite. There's one very big difference, however: the Nobbers injury. They have to at least try to get one of the early games, to stay in it until their biggest star is back.
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Game 1 in the West goes to the Spurs! Almost no production at all from the Rockets bench.
I'm beginning to think the most important player on the Knicks might be Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. At least as far as scoring goes. Easy Knicks win.
weeweetee goes out injured. He'll be back next game, if a little reduced, but certainly they had no chance of winning this one when he couldn't even play half the game.
Well, I guess Two Nil can score as well! reelworld II with a decent 27 points as well. Durant with 40, but it wasn't enough.
A suffering weeweetee took 31 shots, but it wasn't enough. Closer than before, mind, but when Jevon Carter gets 22 on you, you're done.
A 290-point game of basketball, you don't see that every day. Clearly defending was on no one's mind. That may have favoured the Wizards, who managed to take one back.
Well, whatever happens there's not going to be another perfect playoff run from the Spurs! weeweetee with a monster game, 56 points. While it was "only" a 13 point win, that's the joint biggest loss for the Spurs all season.
The Knicks hit right back, though this one came down to two points in the end. reelworld II can't afford to go 2-15 from three again if they want to close this one out.
The Rockets decided to let their bench players do the shooting this game, which proved to be a big mistake. The Spurs don't come out of it unscathed, though. Depending on how long the East series goes on for, Nobbers could anything from 3-4 games to close to the entire NBA Final.
The Wizards doing the Spurs a favour, this one isn't over! Two Nil goes 18-19 from the free throw line, but the shooting in general just wasn't good enough - particularly from three.
Another close game, but this time Washington come out on top! New York can't blame bad shooting this time. Their opponents might come to regret losing Jusuf Nurkic, though they proved that they were able to win without him this game.
Terrible shooting from reelworld II after a great showing last time, and bad shooting from Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, but the Wizards matched them for bad shooting and then some. Stobzilla II steps up with an efficient game.
That means we'll get a repeat of last year's final! That one was a sweep for the Spurs, but the Spurs are slightly worse and the Knicks are slightly better. Well, I think, though their respective records actually show the opposite. There's one very big difference, however: the Nobbers injury. They have to at least try to get one of the early games, to stay in it until their biggest star is back.
Think I scored 2 points over the entire series
Ah warping space and time and knees again.
Think I scored 2 points over the entire series
I forgot to include you in the first game, you actually got 6 points in 3 minutes in that one.
And then the coach doesn't even play my rickety ass in the last game.
why the hell my shooting sucks this playoff series
Showing up when it MATTERS
«Biggest star»
Sore loosers, going after nobbers out of spite… Rockets going into the history books though, first playoff win against us in 3 years
(I am not this arrogant normally btw Even though I am what we call a bad winner according to my wife)
Sore loosers, going after nobbers out of spite… Rockets going into the history books though, first playoff win against us in 3 years
(I am not this arrogant normally btw
Even though I am what we call a bad winner according to my wife)@Solius I have it on good authority that you're calling it quits after this season. You're still 56 rating, but that might easily drop to 46 next season at your age. Do you want to stay?
I‘m playing the greatest season in the history of this sport and we can‘t even finish first nor have a chance against „them“ in the play-offs. Lucky feckers, the lot of em.
Bow out gracefully with me old boy.
That was last season. This was the 22nd greatest.
Yeah screw it I’ll stay.
Apologies
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Are we going to have a threepeat? I can pretty much guarantee that at least one of Heine and Sonius are leaving at the end of their contracts in 2023, so the legacy building is now. It's hard to predict what the Knicks are going to look like the next few years, so the clock is ticking in New York as well.
First blood goes to the Nobbers-less Spurs! We all know how lucky they were to draft Nobbers, Heine and Sonius, but I don't think it should be underestimated how lucky they were to then draft Jamal Murray. That's four superstars, basically.
And another one! That's two bad shooting games now from reelworld II and Shai Gilgeous-Alexande. The Spurs are being significantly more efficient.
Well well well, at least there won't be a sweep! Bad shooting from the three (healthy) Spurs stars, whereas the Knicks generally shot better than they have.
Incredible shooting from Sonius and Heine.
The Spurs are Champions, still! Another strong performance, this time joined by Nobbers. Solius turned back the years and provided 13 points in 12 minutes - minutes which the Knicks won by 12 points. Maybe that was all he could play, given his age and lack of endurance.
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@Heine @hobbers @Solius @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @Stobzilla @BenitoSTARR @sebsheep @The Cat @altodevil @Salt Bailly @V.O. @weetee @P-Nut @Dan
Are we going to have a threepeat? I can pretty much guarantee that at least one of Heine and Sonius are leaving at the end of their contracts in 2023, so the legacy building is now. It's hard to predict what the Knicks are going to look like the next few years, so the clock is ticking in New York as well.
First blood goes to the Nobbers-less Spurs! We all know how lucky they were to draft Nobbers, Heine and Sonius, but I don't think it should be underestimated how lucky they were to then draft Jamal Murray. That's four superstars, basically.
And another one! That's two bad shooting games now from reelworld II and Shai Gilgeous-Alexande. The Spurs are being significantly more efficient.
Well well well, at least there won't be a sweep! Bad shooting from the three (healthy) Spurs stars, whereas the Knicks generally shot better than they have.
Incredible shooting from Sonius and Heine.
The Spurs are Champions, still! Another strong performance, this time joined by Nobbers. Solius turned back the years and provided 13 points in 12 minutes - minutes which the Knicks won by 12 points. Maybe that was all he could play, given his age and lack of endurance.
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Finally Sonius steps up when it matters. Good showing from myself too. Not bad for a corpse.
Nice And show we can do it even with one injury. Either me or Sonius will be a hero if we brrak this up after next season
And show we can do it even with one injury. Either me or Sonius will be a hero if we brrak this up after next season Lets feckin go boys. This one is for Nobbers' patellar. And hobbers' patellar. And his awful career choices.
Averaging 13 assists in the playoffs. That's why they call me the assist king.
They do call you that
It’s true they do.
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If Pepper goes to a cafite team we'd end up with only 10 cafite teams, gotta be the lowest number for a long time.
This and then next will be the last regular drafts. Then I'll try to go historical (basically seeding in all retired players at random), and we'll see how long we go on for. At least until the last current Cafite has retired.
We're in the endgame now.
Lil Nut is crap, not even on the 3rd all teams. As his father I'm disgusted.
1st all league and 1st all defence, not bad
Including hobbers and co?
I think that could happen, yes. What do we do with that? Let nature run its course?
What will be will be
I don't think the league is ready for another altodevil
I don‘t think anybody disagrees.